>PLANET FITNESS STUDY FINDS THAT LOVE FOR THE DAD BOD CONTINUES TO RISE IN 2019, MORE THAN EVER BEFORE
How does it feel knowing girls are grossed out by your muscles?They just think you are douchy insecure coping tryhards
OH NO NO NO GYMCELS EXPOSED
Chase Miller
Colton Nelson
>being this late
Easton Phillips
Lol idc
Blake Parker
>Caring what most people think
If you're living your life worried about what most girls think vs finding one who appreciates the work you do you are absolutely never gonna make it
Josiah Mitchell
shoo shoo
Colton Thompson
when presented with two bodies they'd rather choose, a ripped/jacked fella and a dadbod, they'll always choose the dadbod cos it shows that they dont care about looks and love an imperfect body when we all know thats not the case. same with guys submitting their dick size. not reliable.
Ryan Garcia
This. Fuck exercise. I got more girls when I was bigger.
Aiden Cook
((()))
Isaiah Ward
Oh no random thots I don’t know that want a man that looks worse than them are saying things?
Parker Phillips
Women don't actually like dadbod. They just want to be the more attractive person in the relationship.
Christopher Lopez
I'm not even a Jew lol.
Grayson Morgan
>2019
>believing anything girls say ever
>not realizing that they still want muscly chads deep down and saying they like dad bods better is sour grapes to the max
Jayden Nguyen
Nolan Hernandez
It's just cope. Most girls in America are overweight. They know they'll never be able to score an elite male with the body of Adonis, so they pretend to preffer chubby bods. Not too different from guys who pretend to dislike supermodels because 'they are too plastic'.
Mason Nguyen
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Evan Morgan
>"new insights from a national study* commissioned by Planet Fitness"
>franchise that's entire business model is based around charging people their monthly membership fee and encouraging them never to visit just-so-happens to find that being lazy is attractive
Gee, what a coincidence...
Jayden Lopez
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Gabriel Watson
Hey guys, did you hear? Planet fitness surveyed a bunch of women in their gym, between slices of free pizza, and most of them said they prefer chubby men!
Juan Johnson
"We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.
At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:
“What type of man are you looking for?”
They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”
At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.
“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for asshole guys like me?” I exclaimed.
They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full bitch mode.
“You’re such an asshole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go fuck yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.
Of course, their words didn’t faze me.
I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.
After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fucking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.
“What did you just say???” they barked.
“You heard me. Are we fucking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.
They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”
Just as expected, they were coming on to me.
Zachary Barnes
>caring what women think
Kek
Xavier Nelson
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I can't afford to take any chances
Joseph Bennett
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Justin King
I think this thread has been deleted every time it's made. It's happened, like, 3 times in the last couple days.
Kevin Roberts
The difference is many supermodels are disgusting skeletons
Benjamin Martinez
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Jackson Jackson
>not like "might die" massive
Being overweight just fucks you up, might as well die sooner
Christian Gonzalez
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Benjamin Harris
BASED
Ryder Morales
Who gives a shit what women want, I care about what I want, and what I want is to be the absolute best version of myself that I'm capable of being.
Benjamin Perry
Obesity is getting so rampant that women are actually having to settle with dad bod.
Brayden Butler
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Ayden Lopez
Where is my cute gym girl that love my dad bod?...
Julian Johnson
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Grayson Turner
Routine, height and weight? Mirin that leaness
Jonathan Wright
rarely a pet is of the same species that its owner
Liam Gomez
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Bentley Smith
Nigga I don’t give a single shit
Fuck these roasties I’m getting fucking jacked
Wyatt Robinson
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Cooper Ramirez
PF did a study concluding that the body that their clientele someday hope to obtain is the most optimal body. Hm.
Nolan Nguyen
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Colton Hernandez
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Evan Powell
>Planet Fatness study
Luke Kelly
Why is this suddenly in the news again?
Ayden Anderson
by dadbod they probably just mean /builtfat/, but sure keep falling for the dadbod meme
Carter Wright
It's summer. Bored children are trying to amuse themselves by being annoying little shits online.
Julian Barnes
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James Wilson
Based
Adrian Mitchell
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Levi Morris
How much free pizza does PF give out? If there charge is only 10$ a month I figure I could just gorge myself on their pizza to finally leave spooky skeleton behind
Leo Myers
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Charles Baker
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Tyler White
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Dominic King
I never payed attention to Planet Fitness because I use my school's gym and the public rec center for squatting, and even though they don't allow split jerks/cleans, they're
pretty lenient on every other workout. I don't understand how a chain gym would ban/judge you for working your hardest. Even the author of this article slate.com
Jason Long
Piercing
Gabriel Flores
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Angel Perez
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Jonathan Martin
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Jose Davis
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John Green
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James Walker
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Ian Peterson
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Adrian Nelson
i have the dog defence but just in case shoo shoo gains goblin
Nathan Gomez
whoever wrote that comic is so pathetic it just makes me sad
Camden Hall
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Nathan Stewart
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Caleb Brown
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Jack Rodriguez
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Robert Howard
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Hunter Wilson
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William Diaz
Based
Jonathan Reyes
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Landon Morris
Tren for 12 weeks, with test trt with 2simultaneous cycles of 21 day 250mg dnp and lots of LISS cardio
Justin Ramirez
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Jose Hill
Shut up retard
Leo Foster
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Liam Clark
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Jace Reyes
biggest excuse I've ever seen.
Evan Evans
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John Fisher
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Jace Bell
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Camden Wright
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Brandon Parker
Only 4 plates max? Absolute fucking babbies
Jacob Phillips
>load 80kg on each side (4x20)
>still got 160kg
That is under the condition that PF even has 20kg plates
Ayden Thompson
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Xavier Perez
>implying I had women before obtaining muscles
Luis Long
I wonder what women have in mind when they think "dad bod", I'm p. sure this is nothing like what men think a dad bod is.
Jonathan Barnes
Probably something like "former lifter who isn´t finding much time for it because of work etc anymore"-body.
Aka muscular with chub.
James Flores
I know, right? I always say that I'm 7" long when I'm actually 6.5" tops.
Eli Brooks
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Isaiah Watson
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Adrian Watson
lol why am I getting more looks than ever everytime I'm not wearing a shirt?
Girls are disgusted by abs now?
Colton Price
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Brandon Lopez
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Samuel Jenkins
"A bulk so dirty they had to outlaw it."
Benjamin Martinez
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Josiah Reed
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