It's been a week since I took a shit
It's been a week since I took a shit
How many weeks has it been since you ate a vegetable, stupid?
/fa/ tricked you into nopoo right?
Pray, OP. Pray.
Release will be rewarding, user. Stay strong.
Damn, this ass on this toilet!
3 black coffees and my shit is liquid. Hopefully yours is the same op
No it won't. I know OP is memeing but when I was younger, I went on a camping trip for 2 weeks. I purposely did not take a shit during those 2 weeks because I thought the bathrooms were disgusting. The minute I got back, I took a shit. My shit came out dark green, basically 3 huge ass logs that I couldn't believe pushed through my asshole, and during the whole thing I was in so much fucking pain. It was like I was getting raped by my own shit and I could feel it all the way up to my stomach. It was a very traumatic experience for me as a child
Is that a thing? What are the "benefits"?
>how I became gay
Get a laxative now before you rip your ass.
today I ate vegetables and fruits.
didn't know 'nopoo' was a thing
I am
no doubt
thanks but I don't want diarrhea
OP here, no, I'm not memeing, it's not like I don't want to take a shit, my body simply doesn't want to. It's driving me insane. now about your story: damn that's tough
kek
To top it all off, I broke those 3 logs into quarters using toilet paper as a glove. I forgot if the toilets clogged but that part was fucking bad too.
death
I hace chronic constipation due to being born with a longer than normal colon aka dolichocolon. Stay strong pal, lots of fiber, lots of water, exercise obviously, etc you know the drill.
The main complaint of the carnivore diet is unrelenting diarrhea
You're a fucking idiot if this is true. Just shit in the woods you are already camping
your gonna die soon
Literally had the same experience when I was 13, only managed to hold it for 8 days tho, on a similar note a few months ago I had a school trip and being an exchange and didn't shit for the whole week until I got to the airport, things were surprisingly smooth
Eat more.
this isn't a campsite where it was just lots of trees inbetween campsites. Each campsite was placed right next to each other like a suburban neighborhood and a convenience store right down the street. Arcade and pools down both sides of the street as well as a putt putt course near the entrance of the park. It was a pretty awesome place and im sure the bathrooms were clean. But I was just a kid thinking it was all dirty because the floors of the bathroom facility was always wet.
RIP in peace, OP. U gonna die soon.
Hahaha you niggas are idiots, I shit 3-4 a day when cutting and 4-5 times when bulking hahahahaha you guys are faggots
/fa/ is gay, but "nopoo" means no shampoo you fucking retards