>Relationship Health General /RHG/ - Boyfriend Edition
>gf
>wide hips
>joocy ass
>narrow waist
>full Bs
>cute shoulders
>intelligent, funny, and loyal
>was in tears today because her hips are "too wide" and she feels as though she has "a fat person's butt"
>told her that shes beautiful, and reminded her that guys frequently throw themselves at her (metaphorically)
Please, Jow Forums, I know I can OHP the feels for two - I just need to know how
I need her to know that she's the high T wet dream
Bump for boyfriendpill
Haha you should post her ass so we can all comment on how great it is so she feels better haha
Epic idea, gamer
Just eat her ass and moan really loudly while you do it.
Slap it and squeeze it. Show it a lot of attention.
Tell her it's what you like and if she ever wants you to show her what porn you watch or something kinky like that, find someone who looks like her in body maybe even exaggerated a bit.
It's not rocket surgery
how did you unlock this mode
Done all of that. She's moving towards exercising more, losing weight and whatnot. Not fat at all, just got a little tummy fat which is also really really fucking hot. Doesnt show much, but is tangible. I've been /noporn/ for months, but I ought to show her Angela White, who is still my favourite
Should she come work out with me?
Pure luck, bro. I was a total dyel when we met, we just happened to click intellectually. Talked about math and astronomy and politics, did long distance (US/NZ) for two years, now living close together
Start watching porn again user. It's the only way to save her. A soul for a soul
spend more time with her and reassure her lol
She'll never believe you. Bitches are crazy
I will never have a gf for the following reasons
>autist
>gyno
>fucked up rib cage
>crooked teeth
>ugly mug
No amount of "hygiene" will change this, all I can do is lift heavy
>autist
behavioral therapy
>gyno
surgery
>fucked up rib cage
not a big deal
>crooked teeth
dentist retard
>ugly mug
dentist retard
>behavioral therapy
already tried did nothing for me
>surgery
Too poor to afford
>not a big deal
It is I have pectus excavatum and look like a monster without my shirt on
>dentist retard
Already wore braces fixed as much as I could, and going to the dentist wont fix my ugly eyes, and weak skulls structure
Good call. We spend a lot of time together, so I think my best bet is just to keep at my own workouts, and reminding her that shes been my motivation for so much self improvement. Help her see her own value and beauty
They do be
>autist
Lift big and they'll think your autism is cute
>gyno
Lift big and then consider surgery
>ribcage
Lift big
You get the point, user. I believe in you. We all lift together
Make her spend more time on the internet or walk though black neighborhoods more. My gf has a similar body and she used the think she was just fat but as she got older she started to realize what a genetic pearl she is. I really think confronting her with the booty and hip hypes on the internet can help.
What’s with every guy on Jow Forums and their pectus erectus? I have NEVER seen a guy with that irl.
Pectus excavatum is able to be worked around. You need to focus a lot of pecs and lats, but you dont need to let it define you
>tfw you couldn't cop this patch before it was C&D
life just isn't fair bros
also itt I just slap my gf's ass all the time and that got her to get over her dislike for it and to start squatting heavy.
Yeah, not a bad call. She thinks that narrow hips are attractive given that that's a common trend in women's fashion. What she doesnt realise is that that's as much a part of just making narrow hipped women feel better about their inferior genetics as anything
With worked around you mean fixed? i dont have pectum excavatum or carinatum myself, but i have some out of place ribs which i expect are due to years of doing nothing but playing world of warcraft with bad posture. Is there hope for me to fix them? Now that i think of it, i do actually think that they are already a lot more in place then a few years ago. hmm..
Actually feelsbadman, my gf has a fucked knee from running and refuses to squat or deadlift on it. Idk what exercises to give her to help her tone out her ass to feel better
Yes, that's absolutely fixable if it's not excavatum. It's not rib placement that's the problem, its posture and spinal arrangement user. Strengthen your back muscles more and stretch out your pectorals to help correct that posture, and start training yourself to stand straight with shoulders back.
pics
Angela White is what you would show her??
She's defs fat and that would make it worse
I know better. I'm not about to betray her trust by posting pics of her without her consent. Fat people and uggos on the street, thots, oddballs and strangers? Sure. But not her.
Oh is she fat? Idk I just watched her shit back in the day. I guess my gf looks a bit more like Holly Michaels. Big ass, small waist, the squishy tummy but not much
Thats almost the proper response. But it should have been just slightly better. You should have claimed the responsibility for yourself. It should not matter whether or not she gives consent. You, as a man, decided that you do not share pics of your girlfriend on a place like this for people to jerk off. Even if she herself might in the moment think its not a bad idea, it doesnt matter, because you have decided. You are the man that knows best. And thats what she wants.
Damn, is that the wisdom unlocked by 1/2/3/4?
You're right, honestly. Thank you
you need therapy
Based and JBPilled
>tfw no bf to mahandle my tiny body
Why live
I was molested by a neighbor who babysat me in several occasions. On one I was beaten and choked into submission so she and another woman could take turns on me. As one might expect, I have severe difficulties with relationships in a way that affects my mental health in broader ways.
Is there some way I can work through this with someone beyond just talking? I can't do this on my own; I need some kind of outside help beyond talk therapy. How do I make that happen?
this is an estonian rock sharpening forum, we're not psychiatrists
>I need her to know that she's the high T wet dream.
Probably best to keep your mouth shut and show her that you're madly attracted to her by gaming her / fucking her as if she were still your new girl. Be as high T as possible so she will understand that you're with her for that reason.
When you try to explain it logically like an autist about the science of ass thickness correlation to desire for high t's I feel like it goes right over their heads.
>Probably best to keep your mouth shut
I don't agree with this. Being desired by the other sex, knowing that you are, and knowing that your partner is, can be a huge boost in your confidence and relationship dynamics (you feel better knowing your partner is desires, you start to subconsciously 'compete' more for them, love them more, develop more lust, etc). The only problem is an increased chance that she will cheat, but that's a very, very unrealistic chance if you have a good relationship and trust each other. If your relationship is good then making her more aware of her attractive she is will definitely improve her life and your relationship.
sounds like your already doing good I reckon just show her by being enthusiastic about her body, both w words and physical touch that’s all girls want - to know you want them and want to spend time with them
if tyey moved countries for each other I doubt she’ll cheat lmao
OP here. I was molested/abused as a kid by an emotionally manipulative friend. It left me with a fear of anyone who seemed to take an interest in me. As lame as it sounds, the best option is to discuss cognitive behavioral therapy with a professional. They can teach you methods for determining what the situation truly is, and I found it pretty invaluable
It's tough. We're staying at her parents' place currently, and its difficult to get time to ourselves because of boomers who dont knock. By the time we can have sex, shes too sad or tired to fuck
W words?
>molested by a friend
was it a female?
Not concerned about cheating. We're really good communicators, and if ever we have an issue of feeling valued enough we bring it up. I think we have enough privacy from one another that we feel individual, but never isolated
No. Male, but it wasnt particularly relevant, because it came from a place of trust of which was taken advantage
>no bf
Get on grindr, faggot, and post pics of sissy clitty to dedotated thread
I'm too scared to use grindr
NOW
>NOW
NOW
>NOW
NOW
>NOW
were you always a good communicator?
I'm not completely satisfied with the CBT I've gotten in the past year and a half. Most of what I've ended up doing is just digging up more and more awful things in this vein, with my babysitter being the mist recent. From what I can tell, if I keep at it, I will just waste more years of my life on this.
get your own place then
>She'll never believe you
Sad but true. She knows you love her and would say anything to make her feel better, she can never really be sure if you really mean it. It will only be cemented in her mind if someone else says it.
my ex was constantly hit on by dudes but she still had similar insecurities and I was always like how
Yeah, I think so. It's always been an improving game but throughout the two years of long distance we continually talked about the importance of communicating fully and openly. Like to write poetry for her. Faggy, but she knows that I enjoy writing it so she likes to be encouraging
Truth. My mum met a woman recently who was sobbing on the bus. The woman was a doctor and her son, just about to get his MD at UMich, died of an overdose of some sort. I think it helps sometimes more for a stranger to recognise your pain or grief, as it implies more than just your family - a whole community - that supports you. Same for feeling attractive. Sometimes it takes a stranger to feel believable
>>told her that shes beautiful, and reminded her that guys frequently throw themselves at her (metaphorically)
this is were you fucked up OP
Tbh sounds wholesome and stable and I would write poetry for my gf if I a) had one and b) if she was encouraging and was into it
Got any more tips for keeping a relationship in a good way
Yeah dude, heaps.
>fight when you need to
Don't bottle anything up. I'm a pretty direct person, and so sometimes it's tough for me to adequately explain what I'm feeling and what made me feel that way. Try to keep your head clear and your mind open. It sounds cliche but you'll have these fleeting moments of "oh my God, that's another whole person on the other end of my autism." Get it all out in the open so you can talk deeper into the issue
>don't go with your first instinctive response
I've had to learn this over time. With honesty and respect comes a responsibility to be measured (for both of you!). My gf listens to tons of Pod Save America, and it took me a few fights and long discussions to understand and internalise the fact that just because shes listening to people I don't like, it doesnt mean she believes everything they say.
Honestly gave me a semi, sorry user.
>female pedos with no male leading them into it
That exists? Why?
Because straight shota is the most patrician fetish.
>>gf
>>wide hips
>>joocy ass
>>narrow waist
>>full Bs
>>cute shoulders
>>intelligent, funny, and loyal
>>was in tears today because her hips are "too wide" and she feels as though she has "a fat person's butt"
Why are you plowing my gf, user? She's exactly the same. Mine exercises a bit and has some nice legs and arms (thin arms, a bit thick legs, not flabby at all).
Is this a common thing with hourglass girls, that they want to be ugly rectangles like top models? (except based babs ofc)
As a girl with these features who also thinks she is a fat fuck, but has been told by other people that she is attractive and can't believe it, this thread has both made me feel way better about myself and also turned me on a lot so thank you anons