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What are we up to tonight lads?

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Lads do you get pubes that grow up the first inch or so of your cock or am I some fucked up abomination?

Was the opposite for me. Originally I had one of the new smart forfour, it wasn't new but only 2k miles and a 16 plate (got it in 2017). I went into the approved used mercedes dealership and paid 7.25k cash
Shit happens though so I had to sell it and moved onto cheap cars where things don't work properly

Is this cute scottish boy user

Think im going to break no porn tonight. Only failed once so far this month but im just depressed as fuck and havnt wanked in 5 days which doesnt help, still not really recovered a libido anyway.

Nah got them too. Luckily it's only 1/10 of my total dick haha

>Think im going to break no porn tonight
Do not

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Nope. Do you live close to me and have tobacco?

Mine go up even higher than that. I have a right fuzzy cock.

Fuck all. Need to go to the supermarket to get something for tea. Beside that im sitting at home pissed off that my life is worthless.

yes and yes

What's butty bach lad sounds tasty

Fuck I meant I only failed once so far this year, not this month. It's only the second day of the month and that would be a shit effort.

No porn hasnt really been helping me. If anything im more passive and have less sexual desire than when i was addicted.

yes why asking this ??

Playing Football Manager and drinking beer

porn is an excellent representation of how things are IRL

It was a bit slow and looks fucking gay tbqh

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Probably watching a movie with mah sister

U fug ur siste run a Ops?

hey pigeon lady do you like air guns too? could do with somewhere to use mine tbf

the ting go plinkplinkplink

Treated myself today. I've wanted a suede brown jacket for a few years but never managed to find one in the style I wanted.
Today I saw one that marched the style in Superdry for 200 quid. So I got it.

I have tried using the more 'proper' sites
still no luck after years of trying on and off so I gave up all together

>U fug ur siste run a Ops?
uwotm8?

Not really. I've never had a woman randomly try to fuck me. They don't even know I have a big dick. When I have had sex it wasnt anything like porn portrays.

For me, its drinking some beer.

Its an ale.

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Lets have a look lad I'm after a new jacket myself and might have to copy yours?

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Real sad hours.

>When I have had sex
fuck off you normie bastard.

sorry about that lad, I'll put a trigger warning next time. Didn't mean to upset you

Did you use the one's you have to pay for?

Based Titlad. Been talking to you for months. Wish I had someone to head to the pub with, desu. Fuck. Anyway, here's to my first drink in two weeks. Cheers, big ears.

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dem indian wimmin break up wit dem husbando cus dey poopoo in dey field

I'm not even upset just frustrated.

My username is the same as always starting with a Th, you can try 9756 or 0988

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Cola get your lips around my cock lass

No, it doesn't seem worth it and the prices are absurd.

Just post the name you fucking eejit sick of seeing these posts.

sad boys
sad gang

Just lose your virginity to an escort. Its bleak and depressing but thats what I did and i'd never have had sex if I hadnt.

Retard. No one cares and fuck off with your shitty fanart

This is it on the hanger. I would post it on but don't want to be banned.

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calm down incel lad, no need for that sorta attitude.

I'm so confused as to what poster you are?

I think that would make me feel worse, its basically just accepting that no one likes you and the only way you can get sex is by paying for it.

Playing Dead Space with all the lights off and the surround sound cranked up,

might start using my motorola razr
i do like the keyboard on my blackberry tho

>just accepting that no one likes you and the only way you can get sex is by paying for it
Thats the case wether you accept it or not, otherwise it would have already happened for you and you wouldn't be posting here.

That depends on who you are desu

Maybe, I'm not going to do it though.

You don't know if anyone likes you because its likely that you have never had sex due to never trying. not saying its easy or ought but for all you know a lot of girls out there could be into you.

You'll get another newer one lad, some time. Shitters serve their purpose even if they work in mysterious ways. I had a tatty Audi estate that the sunroof opened by itself when it rained in the night. Every fucking time. Another that used to beep plaintively for no reason, I had to cut it's throat.

Anyone remember their based Sony erricsson Walkman phones with some sick 3gp porno on it?

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No not true at all, I have tried a lot and do still try but have never had any luck with any girl ever.

Looks good lad I might have to get myself one.

You ever sit there when you're on your own in your flat with absolutely nothing going for you, thinking about your ex and you just think "she was the one".

No but I have a pipe, where do you live?

>thinking about your ex and you just think "she was the one".
what a load of normie problems that is for you.

How do you try? i'm not counting tinder

>that one guy in school who tried to convince people the pornstar was his gf

>Geoff Capes

So... this is the power of lifting...

gonna need a nice scary vidya, lads; already dont amnesia and both outlasts, also all the old stuff like resident evil and silent hill

Thai's are pakis

It's a medium pale ale that's extremely fattening and is made down the road from me so I can get it from the brewery shop. It's lovely.

I was on course for a new e class by April but again shit happens so that plan has been delayed. Maybe by the end of the year

I have never tried tinder because I know it wont work, I have tried other dating sites though. Other than that I live in the middle of nowhere so its difficult to meet new people.

ain't it a bit dated now?

So much for Poley 'bringing back the old Poleaboo'. He's the same dull Poleaboo we've grown tired of.

It's nothing like real life. Do you think plumbers visit houses and meet the lady of the house in her negligee, gagging for it?

My niece keeps going on about five nights at freddy's or something like that

You are always moaning about being a virgin tbqh.

Why shouldn't I moan about being a virgin?

Yes I do, so long as we don't shoot creatures. I had an old tablet that was fucked so I persuaded my landlord to shoot it for me because I wanted to see what happened to a lithium battery that takes a shotgun hit. Nearly blew up the chicken shed. :-)

I wouldn't want to run anyone the wrong way, that's why no one wants to be friends with me, right?

Boring and safe, that's what people like

All you lids moaning about bring a virgin and all I want is somebody to cuddle and spend time with. Life has gone so wrong.

You think this in an incel board? Think again bub. If you haven't shagged at least 3 girls you aren't a true britfeeler.

>plumbers visit houses and meet the lady of the house in her negligee, gagging for it?
that probably happens more often than youd think

Were you just kidding me ??? you don't have to be this cruel i get it, i won't talk about you anymore

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Hey cutie do you have a nice butt?

goes around in circles, we have heard it all before.

Never really wanted to filter a trip but I wish Pigeon roastie would trip

>"chapter" 11 of Resident Evil 2

This game is short, not sure if I can play through it 4 times though

what do you mean goes around in circles, I am trying and working with the resources I have.

>come to a thread for virgins
>posting about sex
>being female

Moni fancy heading for a pint?

I don't want to shoot creatures. Just target shooting
That's mad, would have been cool to see
I have 2 air rifles and 2 air pistols. Do you have any?

Time is a ding dong diddly flat circle nigga

Yes, please

I'll need a while to get ready though, I was expecting a lazy Saturday, you see

Time/place?

Every time I go out these days, almost literally every time I've got the urge to fight blokes, esp with gfs.

I'm really not well.

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Comfy documentary channel
youtube.com/channel/UC88lvyJe7aHZmcvzvubDFRg/videos

Well, the delay will make you appreciate the new one more. I went from an old shape Fiat Multipla that was admittedly very useful to the Abarth. Air con that works! I felt like I'd moved into the 21st century with the bluetooth so I could stream my tunes. Getting a new car is a brilliant feeling.

Fuck off I didn't ask you, go back to looking for vans on autotrader you cunt.