/r9gay/ - #632

Sounds nice but I am guessing we don't live close to each other.

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Should I draw? Or play FFT? Or practice fighting games?
Please decide for me.

Maybe not. But why not try anyway?

>started going to the gym
>have been losing weight
>ordering a power rack and barbells soon
>gonna start getting swole
gonna make it bros
then i'm gonna get a cute bf

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Draw something involving your fighting games

Fucking fags. GTFO, quit jerking off to illegal porn you scumbags.

>Maybe not. But why not try anyway?
How do you mean?

thank you very very much!
i dont think you are a sissy boy he is more of an autistic idiot

youtube.com/watch?v=NuNLf9VBf2Y
tfw no taller best friend wholesome bf to listen to music with while I'm laying my head on his warm chest

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no, there's something in particular that i need/want to draw. but i will draw since you said that.

Remember that neets don't deserve bfs edition.

shouldn't NEETs deserve NEET bfs?

>taller
hey, that's probably me, im pretty tall user
how are you today?

I mean you can be my ebf and we can meet when we decide regardless!

The concept of universal human rights should NOT apply to gay men.

I'm fine meh how tall are you? Warning I'm tiny I'm 5'1

>I mean you can be my ebf and we can meet when we decide regardless!
I been hurt and betrayed a lot by e-bfs. I am not sure how to respond, sorry user.

I would agree but two neets are incapable of having a relationship. They can't even care for themselves let alone another

>meh
what's wrong user?
and gosh you are tiny! im 6'4 myself, probably a giant to you really

You say that as if one neet was capable of having a relationship.

But none of them were me, so it's a bit unfair to generalize and think I'm as mean as they are.

Nothing's "wrong" I get really anxious some days for no apparent reason 6'4!! you're like a human blanket.

Robots.. it's saturday. what are the plans! we going out or what boys?

Did you miss my first comment saying neets don't deserve bfs?

You can't blame me for being worried and scared.
But can you at least tell me where you're located some interests and what you mainly like to watch.

Same as every saturday, i'll think about killing myself but won't do it.

>for no apparent reason
i know that feel, probably your surroundings if i were to guess
and yeah i could probably engulf you fully if i wanted to :v)
what's it like to be a tiny guy like yourself?

PLAYING APEX WITH THE BOYS

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I'm eastern euro
I like slice of life and historical anime
My interests besides anime are video games and writing and reading

It's something still coming to terms with I'm 20 years old growing up and in highschool I was incredibly insecure about it it's probably what contributed to my anxiety and general lack of social skills what about you user? how's the weather up there?

I wonder if as a mommy bf if I should have some muscle so I can protect my small shota bf.

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Yeah he is pretty autistic at times but still wish I could forgive him for this

Will you suck the shota bfs dick? Will you let him use your butt to train to be a man someday?

I am trying to read today, but my friends want to play vidja. I feel obliged to do so because they are wage slaves and only get so many hours to play with me a week while I have literally all day to do what I want. Such is the life of a neet.

shotas need to be trained by their mommy. A good obedient boy is nice.

read in your bed before sleep duh

So you will give him the sucks and let him use your butt?
Good mommy.

dont worry, anxiety comes in all shapes and forms because i was very anxious in high school as well i was always the tallest guy in class no matter what, only 1 other guy in high school was taller than me and he took other classes than me im 22 myself so luckily i didnt have to compete with him in terms of manliness
what else have you got going for you today? did you remember to eat breakfast?

>tfw no bf
I want a hot guy to cuddle with and hug and hold hands with and kiss and to be affectionate with and go on dates with
But I know like zero gay guys
Literally all the guys on grindr are old creeps or super ugly or closeted/"discreet"
And the only people I match on tinder and up being 20 miles away (even tho I have the settings to not show me far away people).
This fucking stinks I'm so lonely
I deserve a bf, all my straight friends say I'm objectively attractive and I get a lot of compliments from girls
First chance I had in a while I was talking to my friends cute gay roommate only to find out he was christian, and that's a total deal breaker
Fuck

my bf is shorter than me and it sucks

I do but I can only get about 10 pages in before I fall asleep. If I want to finish my book before the end of the month I need to read about 40 a day.

>mommy
>bf
you know there's this thing called a dad right

The sun only just rose here I'm a kiwi I'm planning on having some porridge for breakfast, what about you?

Fuck pedos you guys ruin it for the rest of us gays

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>tfw no ohio apex bf

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>>tfw no ohio apex bf
What do you look like user?

somebody motivate me to clean my room so that i have room for a new TV today i don't wannaaa

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HEY GUYS I'M 7 FOOT TALL 10 INCH COCK VIRGIN ARYAN EMO LIBERAL ARTS VAPORWAVE NEET AUTISTIC E-BOY IN NEED OF E-BF POST YOUR DISCORD I'M TOO SHY TY XOXO

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you seem like you're pretty normie from all of this, i doubt it's that hard

Idk that's what I'd THINK but here I am still alone so maybe I'm not as normie as I'd think

>kiwi
AAA so far away! whyyyy!
im a euro myself, so ive eaten dinner, it was chicken and rice

does every person in this thread have anxiety issues?

why do you think we're on Jow Forums and even more so Jow Forums?

tfw to scared to look for a local bf sounds delicious

20 miles away isn't even far user, that's at least a 20 minute drive.

not to the point of "if i encounter another person i'll freeze up and sperg out" but yes i do

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you could be ugly, you could be depressed.
lots of possible issues which don't involve anxiety.

no, he needs to take mommy dicc.

>tfw no anxiety but full blown autism and schizophrenia

I'd rather have non issues like anxiety any day

yeah it was decent enough i guess
but unless you happen to be rich or your parents are rich, i dont think there's ever a chance you could sleep on my chest

which sounds nicer a mommy or a daddy? I fit the role of a mom more.

everyone here is anxious, depressed and ugly to a degree

Only if the speed limit is 60 from point a to point b nonstop. It's more like a 30 minute drive. And I'm talking 20 miles miles minimum. Dating someone where one of us has to drive at half an hour to an hour just to see each other would suck ass.
I'm in a gotdam big college town there should be locals for me reee

Please teach me how to be a good boy.

mommy does sound a lot cuter, dont listen to that dummy!

>you could be ugly
being ugly doesn't make you a robot unless you're literally disfigured desu

>no, he needs to take mommy dicc.
cringe, you're a bad mommy

I guess it's back to pretending that my pillow is my bf, I'm going to make my breakfast now I wish you luck in finding a bf

you post a new thread when needed like the good boy user did this time around

the chefs from little nightmares

thanks user, i hope you find 1 too, im sure there are lots of cute kiwis around

I hope you find a cute fellow euroboi

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I want my bf to be taller than me

>tfw 6' femboy
>tfw everyone wants someone smol
>tfw everyone expects tall boy to be dominant but all i want is to be smol spoon and held closely and assured i'm safe

Same but I'm 6 2 so I guess fml then

the cute fellow euroboi is here to swoop in and steal this boy, hand him over peacefully

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>tfw no bf that is okay with me being old and not tall or short
>tfw everyone just dislike me overall

How old are you? I actually find that interesting

*raises hands*
you got me hands up pants down, what can i do for you officer?

>tfw 6'1 masc sub

>someone shorter than me tries to hit me up
that's yet another way to get dropped instantly

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>tfw no qt little spoon above average cock so he can rub it against mine and make me feel inferior top bf that's not a total sperg and wants to go camping occasionally

>He cares about height

It would be fun to be topped by someone shorter than me, though I dont care if they're shorter or taller

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>someone shorter than me by several inches tries to hit me up
that's yet another way to get me to love you instantly!

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I-is 5'5 to smol

5'5 is perfect user, let me give you a very friendly hug

What kind of hug is a very friendly hug

one that's very tight and warm

I hope you die never knowing the embrace of another.
Pretty sure some people would prefer you to be that height actually.