Tfw vulva is so puffy my pee stream is all over the place

>tfw vulva is so puffy my pee stream is all over the place

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man women really are pathetic, they can't even pee properly

can i hold your lips open while you pee

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Puffy vulva is worth all the pee problems in the world. Is it always puffy or have you just been having some fun?

Post it then.
Your vagene I mean, not your piss.

D-do pussy lips get puffier when they're horny or something?Fucking hell can female bodies get any hotter?

Post it then.
Your piss I mean, not your vagene.

that's kind of hot, I like women with a bit of volume to their vulva

Now you listen here you disgusting cuck, piss fetishists like you are subhuman filth.

then why is your dad one?

>Post it then.
>Your vagene

ok

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Supreme vaginal aesthetics. Exemplary pubic grooming.

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wtf disgusting MTF

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oh boy an excuse to post this

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It's not like you need to aim, is it?

That is a beautiful specimen. Who is it attached to?

Literally a perfect pussy. There's no way that's yours. Plus that girl is skinny. Fembots are all a bunch of fat roasts.

it gets on my legs and my butt

Come to Odessa Texas and be my puffy vulva GF please. I make 140k at Halliburton and can buy you cosmetic surgery on your genitals

>TFW I will never finger this fembots asshole while tonguing her clit

>tfw foreskin stills covers my penis when flaccid so pee builds up like a stopped hose before bursting through the foreskin

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Fuck you. I normally just ignore your stupid shit, but now you're threatening to surgically mutilate a puffy pussy. You've gone too far.

O-oh my...
I just want to live the rest of my life head buried in there.

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(Btw what's the vulva)

It's a brand of car.

That's Volvo.
I mean what part of the pussy is the vulva

The lips, user. It's the lips.

the vulva is the entire outside part of the pussy, the clit, labia majora & minora etc

10/10 perfect pussy. But what do you look like? Height, weight, hair, eyes?

Do you mind if I fap to your pussy, femanon?