Around 500 terrible posts await us edition
/britfeel/
There is literally nothing wrong with noncing
Going to have a wank to some porn flashes later
wonder what's mentally wrong with the people who still watch the walking dead
if the age of consent was lowered, the number of nonces would plummet
Excuse me my TV is 40", certainly much larger than what the average student has. A certain someone here doesn't even have a TV and watches stuff on a laptop screen 20 feet away
no shitty gay political bollocks beneath this point
>start a nonce bait jpop band
>get them world famous
>put on a concert in webley with cheap tickets
>gas all the nonces together
pedegeddon
I made it up to somewhere in season 5, and even then it was beyond absolute fucking rubbish and I was constantly missing episodes. There's enjoyable rubbish, and then there's enjoying the walking dead.
Could you tell me why you insulted me ? I will only feel at peace once you do
I know i ignored you for a week after re adding, and i apolgize for but i don' think its the only thing that you insulted me for
Cmon why can't we just be nice to each other again ? you don't have to be this rude to me, its not the friend i knew, he wouldn't have said those mean things to me ....
They're too autistic even for Jow Forums standards.
Felt so good to drop that shit.
Kelly Brook is so fucking hot lads. I blow loads just wanking over her in clothes, let alone her nudes.
if your TV is smaller than 55" just what on earth are you doing with yourself
For me, it's robot maids
Big Dave here, you lads better not post political bollocks or I'll 'ave ya
>Could you tell me why you insulted me ?
you refused to post your butt
Trying this again
Any London lads looking to meet up tonight for a pint or whatever, im in Muswell Hill, could get on the tube or not who knows
Alternatively, anyone up for a live chat on discord, im just feeling ronery and sociable tonite im no creep honest
Excuse me my telly is 60 inch not a tiny 40 inch like yours
>he needs a television
Great bait for the horny FBI authorities user. You all better be prepared for when they bust down your doors
wonder whats mentally wrong with people who think game of thrones past season 5 isn't complete shit in every aspect
if your willy is smaller than 55" just what on earth are you doing with yourself
Exactly mate. 60 inch is on the low end tbqh lad been thinking about a 75 inch
only bookcucks say this and bookcucks don't want to admit that the books are equally as bad if not worse
>tfw 80 inch telly
Listen retard. Everyone who walks and breathes and identifies themselves as human that watch The Walking Shit and Game of Shit are the reason why America is below the global IQ standard.
Well well look who makes an appearance
fordyce spots
recommendations? any treatment?
get a train to stoke lad
ITT fagusers from /lbgt/ blatantly use TV size as metaphors for their cock size preferences.
Well of course because the definition of a nonce would shift massively
What a fucking qt desu
Reminds me of my brother when he was little before he got fucked by legal highs
>24 inch monitor
>TV in 2019
Yeah ammonium nitrate is fertilizer. If you can get that we could make ANFO bombs but that would be a very very big explosion
>The Walking Shit and Game of Shit
very witty lad
yea, so less sex criminals so children are safer
Time to take a piss
how do you get fucked by LEGAL highs lmao absolute JUST levels of retard
>Any London lads looking to meet up tonight for a pint or whatever, im in Muswell Hill
oh my god. what kind of subtitle font is that
sort it out lass
a mono tv...
Will have to start my binge tomorrow my life will be taken over by GoT again
Shove your dick inside your 1000V capacitor cause god your TV and taste in TV shows sucks ass.
kek
are robots so full of trust issues really?
Jon snow is HOT
I don't think I can change it, it's just the sky subtitles
Waaaa
KYS GOT post season 5 pedofag.
It's just background noise
Please watch the final 15 minutes of the last episode of season 6
Negan is so cool
Dennis the menace lived in muswell hill, cranleigh gardens if you know it
goin out on the town for my normie LARPing session hope i see some slags
Implying you're not a Larpingfag yourself user.
>envision the aroma
Anons can't even accept the reality that every major company and institution has adopted LGBT talking points and that they systemically fire anyone against LGBT shit. I don't know why you all can't cope with this basic reality.
Yeah tv subtitles are the worst. You really should just download stuff and watch it on kodi. I have it set up with a really nice font
Negan is an edgy loser who only middle school kids would stroke their junior dicks as the deepest character in all of TV.
thanks for giving me a massive hard on
>a musk of cheap perfume that you can literally taste
nah i'm good.
If you don't read novels as your main source of entertainment then you're a normie runt that needs to fuck off to reddit.
Simple as.
Is there any way I can get out of a mortgage lads?
I wonder if sp masturbated to the sansa rape scene
And what's wrong with that? Why would you treat someone poorly because of how they were born?
how big is your TV lad?
good, it's time bigoted old boomers were put to pasture
He's not deep, he just has a cool sexy voice and cool sexy look
dat smile too
We can go to Florida. I'm sure I can figure out a way for him to fit more than 4 kg
I am an anime normie runt then.
why would you want to lid
>330 million 50 bong notes in circulation
>Most people very rarely see them
Where are they all then?
>reading fiction
>for pleasure
absolute normie tier
try reading books about obscure train statistics
Novels are trash.
Living alone sucks, I should have taken my money and travelled the world.
Seel your house and pay it off in full, assuming it's not subprime
>try reading books about obscure train statistics
alright chad wind your neck in mate u fuckin normie
probably sitting in safes at home because if anyone gets hold of one they don't want to spend it.
>good, it's time bigoted old boomers were put to pasture
Boomers/60s kids are precisely when all this shit started though.
mate keith lemon is worth 500 million lemons
how many inches is your screen lad? Bet you've got a big 'un
Guess what? not arsed one bit
FUck off you gay shit. I don't need to waste my time to appeal to your retarded sense of humor to describe fucking shitstain shows.
>good day shopkeep, I'd like to purchase your finest book please
>Can't be arsed
what does this mean?
>Travel the world
>Run out of money
>Come back to the UK with no money and nowhere to live
what
Nice seething m8, enjoy bombing countries to defend faggots.
Tfw my lemon meme turned real with one lad
Thanks lad
'ate slow cars
'ate small tellys
'ate small explosions
love fast cars
love big tellys
love big explosions
simple as.
means you're a feckin yank and you shouldn't be posting
Kept replying to posts in old thread till I scrolled to the bottom
certainly sir, we have a wonderful new book about the many railway bridges of norway
Saw not just one, but two Asian girls the other day. For the first time in almost three years.
>it's less than 40 inchs
lmao TVlet
*buys a packet of crisps with a 50 bong note*
Bet you only have a 15" telly
It means NOBODY is capable of arsing me.
its unironic autism lad, i don't often laugh at things but then some random shit can make me crease for hours
>she will never look at him like this
*empties the safe in the back and gives your change in ten pence pieces*
*proudly defends your right to get AIDs*
are you harrassing SP?
Honestly can't believe you're a tvlet
>That brow ridge and moustache
Hmmm...
Just had a chicken dansaak for dinner with pilau rice. very tasty.
That's indian three nights in a row.