How do I use my big dick to get a gf Jow Forums?

How do I use my big dick to get a gf Jow Forums?

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>broken ruler
Take a decent picture or confirmed dicklet.

>mutilated

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Why would someone lie online?

Already came, not going to be able to get another right away

You know that dick pic looks like /dickfraud. Show the base, show how you measure, Liar Dishonesty Jones.

Kys faggot

cropped image so you don't see if ruler is on shaft
I can hold a ruler 10cm from shaft too, take pic and say I've got 27cm

>get a dating app.
>match with chick
>You're gorgeous text me? got an 8 inch
then you show them the goods it's that simple

right right. No need to hurry.
Here's the real shit though, Dick size only matters if you can actualy get the girl in bed. It'll only help you when you're banging her the second+ times.

Create a Tinder account and put dicksize in bio. If you’re 6’+ or 183cm+, put that too

does this shit unironically work? even if you dont look good? not ugly just not super atractive?

show the full ruler / cock
also enjoy your ban

Most people are on there for casual sex, so yeah

This is a blue board you retarded fuck

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but they have to match me first no?
so i just put in tall 8'' uncut and that will get me laid?

I don’t know, I’ve only ever had sex once, with an escort. But it should work

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you have to get hard again and post a proper picture

otherwise you're a fraud

My balls are also the size of eggs, does that help?

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Nigga, stop posting, just go do what we told you to

>squeezes his balls
LOOK GUYS I HAVE BIG BALLS

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yeah it does but will you just post your cock you faggot

Let me suck on them

Does anyone even care anymore? once the majority of posts are SFW the advertisers won't notice

how do I know you're american?

Look at that gut!

lmao fucking retard

Hard to get a good photo

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Nice small wooden Jewish penis.

You fucking idiot, your dick is probably not even 18cm

lmao cope

>cope
Nigger you’re so fucking dumb

you need to measure from the top my nigga

if this works i will remember you forever friends

Too fat, this is closer to what I have under the fat. Now answer my question

lmao but what question nigger?

Idk maybe the op

This nigga serious?

online dating apearently dont know if it works, but if you claim 21cm it better be atleast 20 measured from the top

big dick master race coming through to save the thread

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hey you jannie slaves want to clean this shit up?

>using pornhub
>being mutilated
Jesus fuck, you're almost beyond saving.

That's not how you measure a dick, you fat fuck.

>post of some guy's cock literally up for an hour
>post something dating related and it's down/banned in seconds
Yeah mods totally aren't gay.

Quit using clever angles to appear bigger than you are if you want an honest answer, faggot.

>Implying this isn’t the best thread in a week