Brazilian Favela Guy - AMA about Brazil or any curiosity related

i really wish you were dead

if you are ever murdered and someone is recording, shout out Jow Forums and we'll all see it when the video shows up on theync.com

I remember when you started porking fat chicks for money. Are you sucking dcks yet? Cause it’s only a matter of time for you

Fourth faggot, here is your gay club ID membership.
Oh yes, let me put a soul blockchain remimber so once I die I will come back to earth to warn the wise user that put dragon dildo into his ass.

I already did money, already have some stable projects again, already confessed to my GF and was forgiven.

2 days from now I will stay on carnival on brazilian most expensive (or one of the most expensive) beaches, so I guess tables turned for me.

Never sucked cocks, dont like man.

I know a friend who would like to travel to Brazil and fuck big booty bitches. Which place would you recommend? He only speaks English and would appreciate a somewhat safe place

Well, there is always high class hookers that will cost from R$300 to R$1.000,00 hours (90 to 300 usd) I'm talking model tier that have eyes of different colours, have less than 2 clients daily, etc high luxury hookers, if you just wanna the random ones will pay at max R$300-R$500
To reach them you just need to literally acess some brazilian sites, get their Whatsapp and see if they will go to your motel (recommended) and check if they aint something else.

Just stay on touristical areas, near the hotel, if goes outside dont carry too much cash, buy a burner phone so you can carry with you and use another sim to reach the hookers and will be all fine.

Rio de Janeiro - Copacaba is a known route for tourists, have some other places on the northeast area too, Fernando de Noronha etc..

Just stay on touristic areas, just get hookers who goes to your hotel/motel and you will be fine.

not your blog go away subhuman

Hide the post and continue with your faggotry, thanks!

Is there any way I'd get in trouble if I keep low-profile, am very respectful and dress like a poor pleb? I obviously wouldnt resist someone trying to jack me. My friend simply doesnt want to get kidnapped or something...

becuz GET
Hey do you use Translate? And did you know vegetables are bad for you?

Bro, nothing against or personal, but brazilians are usually miscigenated to the point a foreigner is really "exotic" to the point its easy to spot one, dress like a pleb or a poor guy wont change the fact you are a gringo (how we call people that are/look like first world foreigners)... in touristic areas there is security and deals among criminal organizations and local cops to avoid tourist problems because its like international diplomacy. Stay at touristical areas near the hotel and dont go to shady places and you will be fine.

No, I dont use translate or anything like that
I dont use translate
Neither like to masturbate
I am here on my own
Because I almost had a son
This is my haiku
Fuck off or how we say in portuguese: Vai tomar no cu

I like vegetables, water poisoned with estrogen will die and have cancer anyway so who cares.

Alright thx

If need to learn portuguese I dont mind to teach I have a lot of free time right now

Out of every tripfag and user to ever be on /biz you are the most “notgunnamakeit” nigger ever.

You’re not gonna make it (thank god)

That is the reason I will make it.

Clownworld, faggot.

Tell about your projects, user.

How do you think having connections in united america could benefit you?

What are your goals favel fren?
Is it easy yo get a gf there?

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Thanks for the question, fren.

I actually have atleast 5 projects I will start.
1 is related to a youtube network channel of people around the world who do interesting things: I already have myself (brazilian videos, favela pov, parkour pov, feeding homeless dogs etc), a FrenchBro who have videos of his travels to Colombia, Pataya (Tailand), Bangkok and other places.. a United States friend who will record his driving experiences teaching people how to survive and save cash..etc..

This is one of them

2- Build a network of business that have to give me comissions or literally pay me to get advertised, I already got the program to automatize IG/FB/Twitter etc and a wholesaller of social media services (IG likes/followers/etc) I will literally start a digital consultance that will offer people seo and literally rank my own sites on google 1 page and rent them to business or drive clients.

3- My own life project, I will start recording classes and teaching my own way to maximize time in order to do two stem graduations at the same time I will go back to exercise properly and have a social life too, it will be making my own life a progressive vlog project.

4- Running my own stores and shops, I have people from atleast 10+ countries who will ship me exotic things that I will flip and send them 50% of the profit

5- Homeless dogs project, I will literally record homeless dogs and create a network where people can virtually adopt a dog and all the specific funds sent to that dog will be converted in good/things to that dog.

I already have some connections in USA, they help me in many ways ranging from support to even sending me things or getting me clients, its a both side way in the end.

Sorry to take so long.

To get a gf that will rip your cash and use you as a bridge to get another richer and better boyfriend its easy, but to find a one that isnt so roasted, that will grew with you and really like you its rare.

My gf was virgin when I knew her, she is a good human being and is able to support me, but I know the only reason she was initially attracted was because I'm good looking and I'm like a exotic guy that is known by many people on my social circles.

So if you are above average its easier, if you are normal be ready to go against the Olympus.

Thoughts on bossa nova?

I mean when I found biz all I had was my used shoes, broken dreams and many broken perceptions. Now I am at another level and this is the reason I will leave this place soon, not because I hate bizraelis but because crabs in a bucket its the ongoing mindset here, its easier I get kind of "power" (that doesnt even worth anything to me) and then come back than to show all steps because everyday I will listen to people mocking me and discouraging me and I dont really need it..

Its MPB (Musica Popular Brasileira - Brasilian Popular Music) the joke its that it was never "popular" to the masses, its a music genre that is mainly heard by the upper classes, not by the normal masses and it was never popular, neither in the past amongst the masses (read as poor class). I like the song but I'm not into that, I mean.. almost every sing was nothing but a co-oper or already born into the Elite.. I can hear but I cant listen, got it? Its not something deep.. its like I'm listening to some brainwashing pop music or rap song like "WEE D IT BANG IT KILLIT CHASE A CHECK NEVER CHASE A BITCH" song, but with a more preppie look.

I mean.. I got their influence, its kind of ok music to hear while you bang a rich girl while you smoke some indoor kush into your front beach apartment.
But not something I can "feel" since I come from and have been gone through another scenario.

If you like this type of genre, try to search about "Cazuza".

Favelanon Greetings to R9k.

Nobody is this board?

Glad you didn't get beheaded.

I am alive fren, tell me something I write in the paper to do a timestamped photo.

Jon jones is going to lose.

Me now fren, all fine. Hope this Iphone I got when I prostituted for the old woman dont broke.

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A cursory reading through the history of the genre, I see nothing explicitly tying the genre to economic class. Are they missing something?

>when I prostituted for the old woman
Was her tiddies nice?

Well, their shows were usually on high costs theathers and club houses, at the end to be able to listen to MPB when it was released (vinils/etc) you need to have a lot of cash.
Nothing good fren, I have nightmare and fucked up visions until today, her smell was strange and even taking multiple showers sometimes its like its attached on me.

She was rich, her body was not good, not something you would fuck if you had cash and options and wasnt in need of cash, that ass that isnt bubble neither flat, something with a strange density, her boobs was silicon ones that were applied some years ago and as her skin got flacid have a strange consistance of something really flacid with something solid.

Had to take viagra to be able to fuck her, didnt liked, not even cummed until she paid me more to go without condom and creampie her.

The cash solved my problems, but this experience gave me many others money dont solve.

Bump, lets see thies going up