Thanks for skipping your workout today to visit me in the hospital, user

>thanks for skipping your workout today to visit me in the hospital, user...

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I'd never miss your transition surgery Thomas.

Hahahah as fucking if

>virgin/r9k roleplay posting
Cringe and post body

That's alright Muttonella, I don't workout and I'm neet, I have all the time to visit you in hope to get sex before you die of your ass cancer.

Explain why you used the name Thomas please.

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What is this alternate timeline I’ve stepped into?

Dying gf is best gf.
No babies in your back, at the same place all the time, don't have to deal with her bullshit, reversed pity sex. I could name a thousand other advantages.

The guy from The Antlers disagrees with you.

>thinks he's going to get sex from a girl whose body is shutting down
Look at this virgin

Who’s the virgin that keeps spamming these shitty threads?

I actually had sex with a woman who normally would never agree to have sex with me for taboo reasons, catch my drift? but she had colon cancer and had a "the hell with everything" phase and we fucked.

>Even wanting to have sex with a dying person
They usually have shitty thermoregulation and are weak
It's like fucking a cold dead fish

>and then I woke up

>It's like fucking a cold dead fish
I see you've met my ex

I mean, who hasn't amirite

lmao gottem

>stop playing hospice
apex kek

y-you too

Tomboy transitions to Thomas.

ZING

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you have to go back

yikes