I'd date anyone

I'd date anyone
Would you date me?

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At this point, yeah, yeaaaah

Do you have a benis?
Orogami

I don't not have one

it ok im gay too user

are u a bottom tho

I'm bi, straight-leaning for what it's worth, and ironically yes I am

would u date a pretty masculine guy? u say straight leaning...

I'm full of ironies, I prefer masc guys

hmm how tall are you? what are your hobbies? what's your ethnicity?

I'm 6'1", fitness, reading, writing, videogames, bicycling, want to hike too, and I enjoy good cuisine but generally can't afford it. White. You said you'd date anyone broski ha

It's not op lol
I'm op.

Oh,weird, got it

too tall. i can't top you if you're taller than me sorry friendo

reply with your stats then

Not him but I get topped by a guy shorter than me. He's 20 and looks 16. I'm 23. He calls me his twink daddy. It's nice.

Depends on how short but in general u right

Urgh I want what you have

You put me to shame but I'll do anyways:
I'm 175cm (5'8 for imperial frens) and I'm really skinny at 48kg(105lbs).
My interest are Vidya, cooking, baking, playing the guitar, playing the piano, playing the drums, listening to music, an I'm learning to draw now.
I'm a student and part time coder, I'm white and I have few muscle.
I have black hair and black eyes, I'm really pale

It's ok. I wouldn't be extremely jelly. He isn't that cute or twink but he does look young for 20. His penis is also bigger. 8" while mine doesn't even get to 6". I can't even take him all the way yet. Further, he weighs like 115 while I'm 140

Eat a few cakes and then HMU skeletoi

i'd date and fug you if i didn't know u were european. if by some miracle you're NA then sign me up to be your bf

Yuck, I don't let anyone under 170 into my anal palace

Rip I'm yurop

I don't like eating (Eating disorder), am I too skinny to be attractive?

maybe we can make it work. where in europe?

Hmm. I absolutely adore the idea of getting topped by a younger more twinkish boy. Sadly this is as close as I've gotten.

Southern yurop

are u a sissy-fem-bitch-boy or nah?

Nah, I'may just be messing with you a bit. I like getting blown as much as the next guy and I can let a little twink do that for me, don't worry about that. I'm just a big bottom.

I'm 189-192lbs and looking for a slightly more fit guy between 5'10"-6'3"

Nah masc4masc braj

Nice starter image for the bait.

First, let's take all these thirsty cocks to Ladies, you are not safe in this thread in particular.

Gentlemen, it would be wise to step back.

Traps, you may proceed at whim.

You can be my bear dad

Lol this is mainly a gay thread if you didn't notice

I'm skinny fat on a bad day, sorry

c-can i be ur bear daddy? i'm not really tall though

consider me a signpost. Remember that r9k is dominated by a higher order than man or woman, or trap.

It is dominated by a derivative of the XKCD signal. Thus, numbers.

Therefore, there will be a number of travellers through these parts that don't know what they're getting themselves into.

My job is to illustrate an exit for those who would step no further, invite those into the fray those who would grind their masculinity into another, and provide a barrier for the feminines, those who nurture.

My shoulders are MORE THAN CAPABLE OF BEARING THIS WEIGHT.

TRY IT.

shhhhhhh.

she comes.

Mother.


SHHHH. He goes. Father.

SHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh. This is not safe for children.

It is a TRAP.

You activated my....

TRAP CARD.


thus, we have content.

How tall
O'Regan

9+1/2 inches over 5 ft.

5'10'' with shoes

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that's fairly big my dude. and by fairly, I mean huge.

Wew, r9k, you are thirsty tonight.

>Be me
>Absolute alpha

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