Gym gain confidence?

Ever since I started making gains at the gym girls are so easy now, is this really all you need to do to get laid? Make alittle gains and lower your body fat??

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Cringe

So let me get this straight
You type 2 paragraphs talking about the most cringe shit i ever seen
She responds with no interest
And somehow this is getting laid

Fucking virgins

i don't usually copepost but jesus christ

Holy fuck you're a retard

I think you were better off without confidence

>online dating
>getting laid
have fun with your std-ridden whores.
And it's easy to find and fuck a girl nowadays. Very few girls hold themselves with value so sex is as easy as starting a shitty thread. Girls today (especially every single one who's active on social media) are industrial waste but you're still a retard and that's unfixable.

Always ask yourself: Would I talk to my son like this?

how is that "copeposting", he's totally right. op writes novels of cringy bs while she puts in no effort. op is crashing and burning on the runway.

she's clearly interested. and even if she wasn't, an odd post to get booty blasted about unless you're afraid to talk to girls yourself

I got mired today and gave out a number. What should I say?

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Indian?

Ask her out for some curry and hit up the designated shitting street afterwards.

Say hi and engage in some small talk (Less than 10 messages total). Then ask her when she is free to go out

>hello there beautiful

Fucked it up already, you doormat

say you're viddy excited that she texted you

Lo fucking l brb gonna jackoff

>vidhusahani
tell her you eat curry rice for sick gains

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Say you're not much of a gamer but you feel like playing viddy games later, ask if she's in

What should we small talk about after the weather?

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tell her you just realized you might be gay

>hello there beautiful
Only ugly girls like this. Calling a girl beautiful in the first response is super cringe. Any 7+/10 hates it and thinks its creepy. I guarantee you didn't close the deal and never hooked up with her.

lol awesome. i hope you have some more up your sleeve and this isn't a one off

Either you got no idea what clearly means, or you never texted a girl

fucking virgin

do you know what board you're on?

a suggestion

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oh good you're still here. hello there beautiful.

I’m a girl and I had a guy respond with MULTIPLE walls of text to one single sentence. And then got salty about not getting laid that night, he wasn’t even ugly, just autistic. Online “dating” is for degenerates and autists

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online dating is easy,
you guys are just using wrong apps

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>Me too.

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perfect. now hit her with a "Bye!"
you did it bro.

>Smashing a girl called VIDHUSAHANI
Bitch sounds like a Tekken character you unlock after you beat all the levels

based indian thot changed it to viddy too holy fuck

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What if I want to meet her?

>did you like the weather today
Mega cringe
At least say hey how you doin

>Me too.
Ask her to do something dumbass

First of all dont, since you can't text for shit, imagine how awkward of a conversation you gonna have once you meet here when all you can think about is "ME TOO" when texting her

fucking kek, would watch that shit

don't ask her in the first conversation. this is just a drive by to make her think about you.

The small talk was supposed to be about her dumbo

Ask her if she wants to shit on the street with you

kek

lol

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>is this really all you need to do to get laid?
Yes. Realize that a dominant man is rare in a girl's life. You are a treasure. Realize that the girl will always get more out of it than you will. Realize it is not worth it. Turn to Christ.

I need something that we can talk about for more than two messages.

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just call her a dyel and fuck the gym twink already

shiiiiieeeet playboeh, official made it

gmi
ngmi

This can't be real

ask her if she likes apples

you two belong with each other, in a retirement home.

You are socially inept

Ask her what her favorite color is

>tfw got kicked off Bumble for no reason

I had 208 matches brahs.

fucking kek

Good luck when you met her in person and act like a shy little beta boy

>hey I'm going to X tomorrow night how about I pick you up and we go together

This can’t be real

Ask her what caste she's in? Say you only date Brahmin

i love these messages, completely honest and unfiltered lmao

It doesn't matter what you say if she finds you attractive.

>hey im going to a restaurant by myself tomorrow how about i pick you up and we go together

Dude just ask her out already. Say you're not good messaging and would much prefer getting to know her in person. You're going to ruin yourself if you keep going at this rate.

got that switched buddy boy

I'm a girl too,
we're all girls on the internet

I got banned for hate speech for making black jokes to an Asian chick. She was making them too which leads me to believe the messages are heavily monitored.

nice novel you wrote her lmfao

BANE????
Nice dubs btw

It's not a girl, it's fucking Tom Hardy.

I kind of regret sending this, but she seems to be into me so I think she'll accept.

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>grocery shopping with a complete stranger

Are you autistic?

you should clarify offer only stands if she sucks you off

Ask her what her favorite dinosaur is

hahahah

At this point it's clear you have free way to ask for anal. Tell her you want your wiener in her asshole

oh no no no user

Maybe after you can hit up the dmv and get your ID renewed

The absolute madman fucking lel

Based

I never once did that on Bumble, only on Tinder. I had some solid babes on Bumble from all over Florida, then one day I was told I was moderated and a couple days later I was ((((shut down))))

What the fuck has been going on with captcha lately?

put me in the screencap!

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Shits funny lads

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I'm purging all relationship advice I ever got from Jow Forums. Jesus Chroist.

Can I still salvage this, realistically?

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Hey guys it's me the bait finder bot, this is 100% certified bait. Please no one else respond please and thank you!

FATALITY!!

I GOT A PROBLEM HERE

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You overplayed your bait, shoo shoo troll

no way, tell her "your loss the only reason i talked to you was cause you smell like curry"

What the actual fuck man

No, but you belong here with us my dude

>"No. Bye sweetie."
She's telling you that you need to get stronger

Chad wins again.

at this point i think you need to find out if she's fucking joking

Text game of gods

how she rejected you idk

This, you can spout anything but if a chick has the hots for you it will be the single most interesting thing they heard on their entire life.

I'm sorry to say so virgins, but you aren't getting laid because you're not muscular, it's just because you're a boring person. Having good looks helps (a lot) though.

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>me too

Physically painful

Let me get this straight
You literally agree that you can get away with being hot and saying ANYTHING, but then you say "its just because you're a boring person"?

The level of intelligence on Jow Forums

Wait, I forgot I'm Chad.

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If she asked for your number and she messaged you first just set up logistics and go meet her. Texting isnt for conversations and is a boner killer. How can you have chemistry over text? Its very rare. Texting is a lackluster form of communication.

kek

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