WHY DIDNT ANYONE FUCKING TELL ME THAT I SHOULDNT JACK OFF AFTER I WORK OUT

WHY DIDNT ANYONE FUCKING TELL ME THAT I SHOULDNT JACK OFF AFTER I WORK OUT
WHAT THE FUCKKK ALL THOSE MONTHS WASTED

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why? post-workout faps are god-tier

Info pls. I just did this.

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it kills your gains bro
quora.com/Can-we-masturbate-after-workout

>Can we masturbate after workout?
>Preferably no. This is because when u work out you need protien both before workout and after workout, mostly best nutrients are taken after workout, so if u masturbate and ejaculate after workout the nutrition will get busy preparing semen for next 24hrs and the anabolic protien(like milk, paneer, yoghurt) etc u have taken after workout will not help u in recovery anfmd hence u will not be achieving the goal.

>, so if u masturbate and ejaculate after workout the nutrition will get busy preparing semen for next 24hrs and the anabolic protien(like milk, paneer, yoghurt) etc u have taken after workout will not help u in recovery anfmd hence u will not be achieving the goal.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

What if I just eat more AND fap?

>When you ejaculate you lose ATP,a lil bit of protein and other minerals
ive been literally jacking off after every workout for months

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>the nutrition will get busy preparing semen for next 24hrs
kek
how much protein do you cretins think is actually in semen

to gain the most u eat more and DONT fap

the fact still stands that protein is wasted to create semen and not build muscle

If you can't have sweaty post-workout sex then fapping is the next best thing.

Just have an extra egg for Scooby's sake if you're that worried

NOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK

A completely negligible amount.

>quora

Damn. I always did it on mondays after doing back and triceps. Will start scheduling to a rest day instead

the absolute state broscience

Why not just eat the semen? You would be getting back nutrients lost right?

>quora

y all deserve this you fucking libtards

You shouldn't be jerking off before or after your workout.
To be honest, you shouldn't jerk off ever. Every nut should be into into a girl. You decide which hole.

bro just eat your cum

This, probably pure protein

based

The only way it's wasted is on a woman or down the shower drain. It all goes back into your bloodstream and elevates you above humanity if you only just keep your gainz to yourself.

kek, this is a contender for peak broscience.
By this logic GOMAD should make you cum like a firehose like my chinese cartoons

A gallon of cow titty estrogen juice doesn't make you more virile? No way!

>it takes 24 hours to replenish
>Workout every day.

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No, those months were wasted because of your shitty training and diet. How the fuck do you think our ancestors survived and bred if muscular recovery was totally shut down by ejaculation? Do you really think you're that fragile of an organism? Jesus Christ, Jow Forums

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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based and nutpilled

do you chimps actually believe this holy fuck

if we cant fap after workput when can we fap

workout* excuse me

>the anabolic protien(like milk, paneer, yoghurt)
i am dubious about anyone who lists milk as their number one example of "anabolic protien" and fucking paneer as their second.

you have been excused

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Just eat your semen afterwards retards, that way you recoup the lost proton.

The fucking state of broscience. Besides your balls generate sperm all the time, so might aswell cut them off completely to save on that miniscule amount of protein

okay then explain why im not fucking jacked?

yeah, this proves that its true. Semen production takes your gains, thats why women are biologically superior.