/britfeel/

should have just got your dick out

SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE NOW

pls

I look poor so not even homeless people ask me for money.

too late, rab, sit the fuck down

>browse through the women on offer on the dating apps
>one or more of the following:
>kids
>overweight
>nose/lip/eyebrow etc. piercings
>tattoos
>over 30
>every photo with a filter

Where do I meet women?

POF singles nights

That's a cunts trick,report her to the old bill.

or what? will the genetic peak of the english race, the britfeel poster, enact genocide upon the scots?

i have just received a call that nonces are lurking in this forum.

steal ur haggis

what the fuck too far

thats wot u get

MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU'VE GOT TO SEE HER
GO INSANE AND OUT OF YOUR MIND

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I'm catching up on Timmy too.

I sometimes skip the music, but I'll often watch parts of his singing and piano.

>Concerned for the lad, we all should be because if he goes inpatient I dont think we will see him for a very long time

If anything's going to 'tip him' over the edge it will be that building site.

Once Oxford mental health get their teeth in, that'll be that. If he does come back he'll be a lobotomised, spastic version of Tim. I'd like to help him vacate that horrible flat so he can live his days outside the attention of those vile quacks.

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reddit.com/r/americandad/comments/avh125/take_us_to_the_office_gerald/ and ryan goslin' never walkin' through that door

slices of chicken and pringles on a sammich is fucking unbeatable

I've got the squits and I'm running a bath. 8.75 on the clock tomorrow in my soul destroying job. forehead originally.

i wish i could kill all reddit users and their families

yessss, another episode of cant pay, comfy afternoon all around

once you pop, well
...that's great I guess

I just learned that normalfags still unironically listen to the top 40

Jesus christ am I out of the loop or are these people literal subhumans?

normalfags have been subhumans since we were still living in caves mate

Gordon you've put too much milk in! And I said no sugars! I asked for a cup of tea not a milkshake.

Literally nothing wrong with listening to the top 40

>8.75 on the clock tomorrow
>8.75
eight seventy what now?

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viscous life essence flowing freely of turgid penis

-pulls up in a bmw 118d-
-wearing hugo boss suit and sunglasses-

>youtube.com/watch?v=rMJX59af2kM

Serve tea

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I thought people stopped doing that 5 years ago

>I just learned
im guessing this is a joke

>he'll be a lobotomised, spastic version of Tim
Maybe not that far but he will be heavily medicated on antipsychotic drugs which will leave him overly sedated, will cause hypersalivation which can be treated but not fully, cause him to be diabetic and gain weight, will lower his white blood cell count which leaves him vulnerable to illnesses that the general population typically fight off without realising and ultimately shorten his lifespan and he will die prematurely.

We get it mate, you're 13 and you've listened to The Beatles for the first time

>normies listen to the thing that charts what songs normies like
who'da thunk it

normies regularly do normies things

No I just haven't kept up with normalfaggot life in the past 3 years, stopped using my social media because it was too depressing and don't have any friends

I was just surprised to hear that people still listen to the generic manufactured arianna grande bollocks that they release every couple of months

Is gambling normie?

You know what you lot are fucking normalfaggots too, done with this pathetic thread for good

go worship your tripfaggots beta fucklords

You're missing his point entirely, buy proving it too.

*moons you on the way out*

>I was just surprised to hear that people still listen to the generic manufactured arianna grande bollocks that they release every couple of months

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Britfeel has literally conquered your life

*pours curry sauce down your arse crack*
WAHEY

cant pay has conquered my life

Ariana Grande is fucking sexy though. I can't deny it.
youtube.com/watch?v=LH4Y1ZUUx2g

Conquer life

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Is it on now? Used to watch it quite a bit

haha fucking hell dazza you mad cunt im goin round chantelles later on n all haha

Doesn't stop it being good. I'm sure if they played whatever you listen to on BBC One it would become popular too.
Take Grimes' recent smash hit, We Appreciate Power, not your typical top 40 fare but it gained quite the following from its inclusion as Grimmy's record of the week.

5star - virgin 151, been on for hours and its on for another few hours at least

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She sings about the most degenerate shit. Literally brain poison for our youth.

Genuinely think Cola is good looking for a tranny
Ones like Poley make Cola look better

mercedes-amg.com has sound clips acceleration and stuff. E 53 sounds very nice

>vocaroo.com/i/s1Jaq7dX3Nfy

me? i'm in love with the shape of poo.

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>Genuinely think Cola is good looking

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You don't know what a good looking tranny looks like if you know it's a tranny.

>likes post Malone and 21 pilots
Yep that's a definite swipe left

Has this been photoshopped

wehey lets all colahead post

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daily reminder that northern Englishmen are literally the most powerful human beings that have ever exited. We BTFO Caesar legions and were the might behind the british empire. we are the greatest warriors to exist and you will pay homage to us now or in the next life.
simple as.

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>resisting the temptation to message the ex and see what she's up to

anyone wna go for a pint? bounds green, tap room.

post pics of her bush

why is the top 40 all either black music or influenced by black music?

TFW Arianna will never want me to break up with my girlfriend. B-because I've not got one.

because it would be racist if it was any different

Wouldn't have been with her if she was like that.

well youre not with her now so maybe she is

Northerners and Scots should join forces and destroy the Southern poofs

Top 40 trash is still a million times better than anything Cola could even hope to dream of making.

no one fancies a north london pint?

lol i was at he bottom of the page and i kept trying to scroll down what a mong haha ;_;

dont get back in touch with her lad just dont, take it from someone who knows

Just spent 40 quid on a take away lads
I'm not even fat I swear down

Haha, I highly doubt that. She was a nice girl, too shy to even leave the lights on.

Ah man this is tough.

You fuckin wot mate. Suvvern lads are the hardest of all /britfeel/. Don't make us get Shippy to bellybounce you make down the M1.

>he actually somehow looks better in this

sounds like one of my old flames, as long as her initials arent CEW then were grand

any cute girl want to watch wargames and cuddle?

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Any Doombar enthusiasts in?

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No we're good.

fuck off cunty wunty

Well yeah because they have a team of qualified songwriters and someone who can actually sing, my stuff isn't meant to be good, it's just a hobby and a way for me to vent

now that is a battle i am game for me laddie

don't make me laugh. Shippy would get walloped with me nans walking stick

Yeah it's pretty good.
Wouldn't drink it while binge drinking coz it's quite heavy.
I like it with a meal, quality. Can't go wrong if it's 2 bob on tap and wethers either can you.

Ah'll huv you know that ah'm fae Glesga ya wee fanny

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Local shop does three bottles of ale for 5 bob so I got Doombar, Hobgoblin Gold and Abbot.

trip back on please lad, youre easier to ignore

That's pretty good lad.
My mum bought a few bottles of sea fury and it's quite nice.

reminds me of the good old times. he was from stirling and did this to me before fucking off to amazon for 45k

Five bob is 25 pence mate, atleast in the north I am not sure about the south. How much did you intend to say it was?

accidentally sharted on the cat lads