He doesn't eat broccoli at 11pm in the evening

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Cummme

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2KR44a_5v_A

Help me Jow Forums, how i eat broccoli if i hate his flavour.

Blend that shit.

Eat it with other things that actually have flavor
youtube.com/watch?v=5pV_LosNT1U

Marinate it

Put it in your anus and let your body do the rest

Simple as

What's that broth OP?

I cover it in hot sauce and black pepper

Miso

Too fucking hard and crunchy, especially if you buy big stalks of broccoli. I just boil that shit for a few minutes to soften it up and then drink the broccoli water after mixing it with some instant stock. Fuckin delicious m8.

Don't listen to this troll. This is a disgusting inedible waste of good broc

My mom puts broccoli in a corningware dish in the oven with butter. This is the best way to eat broccoli.

OP is such a based retard eating broccoli is an accomplishment for him

Get on my level OP. For real, no hate.

>low heat
>4 large eggs
>1 table spoon of butter
>1 broccoli crown
>1 whole avocado
>dice avocado, chop broccoli, including stem
>place in bow
>2 servings olive oil, mix
>finish eggs, place in bowl
>add mustard
>mix

this is how you get a build

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>11pm
>in the evening

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You sound like a little bitch. Raw will forever be the best way to eat it.

you know you could get your macros while cooking much more flavorful meals
i swear no one on Jow Forums can cook

I eat raw broccoli but I dip it in ranch :^)

Based and ketopilled

conflating efficiency with cooking ability...
When I want to cook a nice meal I share it with family and friends. When I need a QUICK late night meal this is a 5 minute go to.
Post a better 5 minute meal...
>protip: you can not.

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a better 5 minute meal would be what you posted but with much better use of spices, herbs, and garnish and it shouldn't take any longer unless you're a tard with a knife

+garlic
done and improved because im not a taste-let

The only addition I would add is Cayenne to boost immune system. Your rebuttal is weak man. First you bash the meal, then you say it is okay just needs spices and garnish (reasonable personal preference). Have you ever thought I don't PREFER that stuff? Do you think this is Iron Chef? Nobody cares about that shit at 11pm when you need to get a quick meal in and go to bed. If you aren't a woman, you need to learn what it is to be a man.
When you get on my level, eating for taste and performance is one in the same.

Mustard??

Literally a super-food my man.
>"It is rich in protein, fiber, vitamin C and many of the B-complex vitamins. It also has some health benefits for the body like relief from muscular pains, ringworm, and respiratory disorders and also helps in treating cancer and diabetes."

>Have you ever thought I don't PREFER that stuff
yes i have considered that you're a tastebudlet

you make asceticism seem like justified incompetency

Ya I have actually. You lose tastebuds as you age. Probably wouldn't enjoy the taste of this meal as much when I was a teenager. How old are you? I am 29.

Good point.