/britfeel/

Are your superiors bullying you or is your work genuinely wrong?

Any dog in?

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i mean there's too much affection and there is straight up clingy. It does my nut in.

Ate so much chinese takeaway now I am struggling to drink my beer.
Its not fair

RIP SCEA

R.I.P

No, but what happened to the g'night ziggeh posts?

Very lovely dogger mate. I would pet it. Is he yours.

>no girl into me ever
>sit in a thread of normies that have the ability to get girls
Thanks for the suicide fuel lads.

So.. user BTFO SCEA. Is that the last we see of SCEA?

..

Yank news anchors all seem so unprofessional compared to British ones

It was hard to decide on the scale whether immensely was greater or lesser than extremely. My book of synonyms and antonyms book said they're the same.

don't worry I know that feel too.

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if it makes you feel any better any girls that wanted me ended up dumping me a few dates in.

HE is lad have another

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Fuck I would love to win the lottery lads. What would you spend it on if you won say 30 million?

>give enough money to parents and siblings so they never have to work again
>buy some land in the countryside
>build a big house (no ridiculous mansion size but big)
>set up some sort of animal shelter built near the house, people can hand in strays etc big enclosed field for the animals to roam
>have student vets come in for experience and perform procedures etc
>buy a delorean because I've always wanted one
A simple life

Yeah but they at least found you attractive on some level, enough to go on some dates.

I get the occasional girl into me but trust me, it means fuck all when you haven't got the confidence to talk to them.
It's even more crushing when realise how lovely they are but you slowly see them lose interest and go off with other guys

so what happens when your money runs out?

Lads leave it out I'm in a very vulnerable position at the moment.
Just had a girl that I was pretty much in love with ghost me out of nowhere.

That doesn't make me feel any better. You got a date that's a massive achievement. Any lads here that have literally never had a gf or a girl that likes them? Feel like I'm the only cunt left

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>Had a groin hernia repair in December, felt great since mid-January
>Having sex with a fat girl yesterday, she was on top
>Felt the other side pop out
>Can feel the same aching I had when I had the hernia on the other side

Fuck, I don't want to have to go through surgery again. Not sure if the consultant would even let me have two keyhole operations within a year of each other and open repair sounds scary. Lesson learnt, no more fat girls, no matter how enthusiastic they are.

It's 'cos newscast themselves are more blatantly partisan, so the newsreader has to be on message.

Lad I couldn't piss away 30 million in a lifetime

That's a nice terrior mate. How old is he. Any particular breed. And what;'s his name.

wheres that user who stopped smoking? are you still smoke free? any advice for me whos planning on trying after tonight?

That's a nice plan lad, I'd do something very similar apart from the DeLorean.

HE is a mutt just. Found him running around the r countryside and adopted em. He's about 2, still a young lad
Here's me other one, he's older, about 4 I think I'm shit at remembering
They are called Stan and Ollie after laurel and hardy

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>upkeep of a large house and animal shelter plus your normal living costs

>platinum chaser
why is no one accusing this poster of being a paki?

Checked
Best way to stop is to replace it or go cold turkey. tapering off is just cockteasing.

I love dogs. Nothing like a good terrier-lad. Used to have a border terrier 'rusty'. He was a solid little cunt. RIP big lad.

replace it with an e-cig or some other kind of addiction?

Do you still live with your parents or something? I'm telling you, living like that wouldn't even touch 30 million over the course of 50+ years. Hell the interest alone would be huge

At least you can get birds to shag you for free
>... unlike sacked concrete pourer user who has to rely on trafficked, drug-addled east European hookers.

Rip, lad
My last mutt I had for 17 years he died recently
Proper dog he was, always thought he was bigger than he was but fought till the end
Miss the cunt I do

some of them were russian

>tfw my dad is a cuckold

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It might be a meme but in all seriousness I've heard it can be hereditary.

prove it then, show me the predicted running costs for the rest of your life on that plan because I don't believe you.

Ordered a kebab lads, wish I had more than just 4 cans. God I hate my life.

Like father, like son, eh?

e-cigs are cheaper and healthier but you don't really stop smoking. the second the vape dies you still want to grab a ciggy. Smoking weed on it's own usually stops me from wanting cigarettes all day. Shame I have to work though and can't be permastoned.

Well you're not saying anything controversial. He makes up half of my genes after all

>cukolding is hereditary
Kekadoodledoo

Stop starting shit all the time Amer.

Had enough of you bullying my nearest and dearest.

Let me give my accountant a call and I'll get the details over to you ASAP.

didnt know your dad rigged cameras and pissed in drinks

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Gordon's very mad. Seething in fact. His boss told him - 'a drop of milk, one sugar'. Gordon misinterpret his boss's request and produced a tea milkshake. Gordon's been put on a performance improvement plan.

Waaaa.

Okay I'll be waiting matey.

wind really picking up

quite scared...

>Well you're not saying anything controversial. He makes up half of my genes after all
Uh..

Getting rektd by moni

Oof

Day report.
>got some milk at the shop
>had spaghetti bolognese for din dins
>had a shower at parents
>watched a few episodes of The Grand Tour

Pretty comfy day tbqh. Gonna play some vidya now then beddy byes.

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Also weird how when its a shit day outside the background video of the city (if London) is not as bad as reality. Pacifying the public into thinking everything's alright

I just wish Britnormies dick was a bit smaller, then i could get all of it in my mouth all the way upto the balls.

>only latina's are attracted to me
why is this, every other race is completely indifferent but more or less every latina I've spoken to has complimented me, flirted with more or got off with me.

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Money changes you.
Most lottery winners are ordinary folk turned mad by the moolah.
All perspective goes out the window.
>Though I guess only a few go broke, many probably end up living a life not greatly different from their previous incarnation.
>I doubt there's much generational uplift

aww shucks thats some real normie problems!

In my head latinas are horny as fuck and their sex drive is through the roof

naaaaaaaaaaaaaa na na nananana
nananana

hey scea

im not complaining but I need to find a reason so I can adapt to other races

Gordon's anxious tonight. Tomorrow he's to product 205 cups of tea for the entry level media coordinator and his team of cleaners.

Wa wa wa waaaaaa.

Tim's a VERY good lad.

Really wish I took the time to learn a wholesome profession. Something that really makes a difference or makes people happy. Construction is a load of shit, ruin your body for a job 10x as hard as something in an office.

Whenever I feel bored or a bit miserable I just come to /britfeel/, within minutes I'm feeling much better about my life and how I'm doing. Thanks everyone.

I'm finished with Resident Evil 2

It's a very short game
I finished my first playthrough in about 6 hours
Second one was almost the same (different character and cutscenes though)
Lasted me 1 weekend/2 days

I do not recommend it

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It's because you are loco ese. Memes aside Southern European cultures are a lot more promiscuous than Northern ones. Britain is especially prude unless it's a shitty club on Saturday night.

>wholesome profession
>office

I'm not saying an office job is wholesome but it's an easier job for more pay.

>listening to anything that comes from a tranny.

>only latina's are attracted to me
Yank detected, we don't have latinas here

you're a paki mong lol

I swear 99% of Capcom games are re-releases now

Even if it's shit I'll trade you my pantsu for it. Deal?

I like it when Tim wiggles his bum

Not sure Moni is any position to talk considering they watched sissy porn and bought a chastity cage

It's well worth the price, mate. A great remake of a classic game and it has a ton of replay ability. Stop being a dirty Paki.

I go to uni in London so there are a few

Should have just said that in the first place, I'm not judging though I work in a factory and its shite.

>Replying to the bait, come on guys you're better than that

Sounds pretty comfy. Enjoy your sleep user.

Any examples mate?

Wa.

REEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE YOU CAN ALL GET FEMALE ATTENTION BUT COME TO R9K REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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Here you go lad. (06:15 if it doesnt link right)

youtu.be/JlCMn4dmn14?t=375

Wa wa wwaaaaawaaa

they probably can't and are just larping, i don't believe anything posted on here.

Devil May Cry 5 is out in a few days, you've pre-ordered to get the special lenticular sleeve, right?

No, that's gross

Besides, the game is worth at least 26 quid and the average price of used pantsu is around 15 quid

>replayability
eh, I played through the first Resident Evil game multiple times to see all the endings but now I'm older it just feels repetitive
I'd rather do something new

Having a gf or not is the least of my problems. i have zero irl and i can't step outside without almost having a panic attack. getting some matches on tinder barely means anything

Worst thing I ever did was walk out of my grad scheme job after a few months.
Can't bare to think what my life would be like had I knuckled down and embraced corporate life.
Probably be a salaryman on 60k with a mortgage rather than bouncing between unemployment and /ShitTier/ labour whilst living at home.
>Still, at least it gives the lads at work a laugh when they find out...

>can get matches on tinder
literally jog on.

>tfw a Latina came up to me and straight up told me she liked white guys
>tfw I blanked her because I was after a black chick that night

Funny thing is I ended up going home with an arab girl that night. She was kinda goblina tier but she made me so horny, feel bad for passing that shit up desu

>sunday night normie hours
Brilliant