you are at the squat rack and this guy comes to you and says:
>"you've got a pretty mouth boy"
what do?
you are at the squat rack and this guy comes to you and says:
>"you've got a pretty mouth boy"
what do?
>yeah, i bet you cant beat me in tonsil hockey
Tfw no tonsils oh boy hes gonna lose every time :))
CALL 911
Oh wow! Thank you!
do a backflip and land on his dick
I ask him if he needs an ice cold pack.
>Your quads are already dead
>again
And then his legs explode then i light q match next to his shitbreathe blowing us all to the moon
Fuck off fatass
Roll his wheelchair away.
pull out my switchblade and stab him as many times as possible
Being 6'5 i would stand next to him and wait for him to hobble away like the little man he is.
Based
is that a freudian slip?
Begin screeching reeeeeeee loudly and vomit hot digestive acids to roll in while the gym attendants scramble to assist me in reracking
>”Y-you too.”
>give a really poorly coordinated wink
>”j-just you wait until you see my ass”
rollin quads is the only way to stop the bedroom bully
Here I go...
>Fuck you!
I'll blow you if you squat 600lbs, then premptively call 911
Start glowing in rage as I turn my lmao 3pl8 squat into a btn press, turn towards him with an enormous anger boner, drop bar on his neck. Then I fuck the ass, the moment I ejaculate I smash the back of your neck in with a 45. Check the price on muscle milk and skeedattle. Thats me time boys.
thanks i know im pretty cute compared to you
> Y..y.yyou too. Faggot!