Why didn't you grow a beard yet, Jow Forums?

>not taking the moustachepill
shiggy

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Don't need to

cus I like being clean shaven

based aboriginal genes stopping you from looking like a faggot

Lol do I look like a guinea pig?

If I could grow a beard would I have to do a bunch of gay shit for it to look good or could I just buzz it all to a #8

If you want. Basically the maintenance is straightening so you brush it and use a hairdryer.

Yeah, but as long as you dont smell like one im sure the bitches are into it

As for trimming you can see a barber once every 6 months and be good.

I would if I could. Probably in 5 more years when I'm 30. At least I'm not losing any hair on my head.

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I'm pretty ugly a beard might help idk. I guess I'd still be doomed to not have kids either way.

It's funny because I have 3 pet Guineas so I probably do smell like one. They poop constantly.

I retract all of my statements based Guinea man

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>All my friends who grew beards did so because they were putting on so much weight. >Anybody who grows their beard like OP wants to pretend they're some woodsy outdoorsman when they're just some fatso
>'beard culture' is insufferable

based reddit chad btfos smoothfaced betas

11" beard reporting in. Grew it because my hair started thinning on the crown of my head. I refuse to take drugs over something so trivial. Now I shave my head and have more hair on my face than I ever had up top. Weird thing I didn't know before growing a beard is that it's sort of a fraternity, at least with large beards. If another man has a large beard, you're expected to acknowledge each other's epic beard status.

because I look like a faggot hermit.
with a lil gray/ginger on sides

Just GLUE IT

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Check out this unit

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>long beard

Absolutely disgusting

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wow
this is cheating

I have a nice jaw from losing weight and don’t want to hide it.

pls

I have a good jaw line and chin.

I even have a scar on my chin.

I'm Korean. We can't

i can't but at least i have a good jaw

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I just put on gforce for my daughter and I see zach is in this movie. I get it now.

>good beard
>good jaw
what's the best option in this case?

grew a beard but still insanely ugly. hell yeah

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I’m trying but I’m low test and it’s taking forever

Cut your hair lol. Undercut will suit you nicely.

ABSOLUTE UNIT

Question:
Can this be done with pubic hair?

You look like Osama Bin Ladens Nephew nigga

because i'm not a copelet with a weak chin/jaw

Exactly, loser basedboi faggots have ruined beards and tattoos because it's their safe, "approved" way to embrace masculine things without having to explain it or be challenged.

why do you post in every thread?

roasties ruined tattoos the worst

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If you don’t have a gay alien head buzz your head or get a crew cut and you’ll be chad

Unless you are very diligent with grooming, facial hair is fucking disgusting.

Because I don't have a shitty face I need to hide.

Jackass has proven this to be possible

Not allowed :(

Yeah but what about a muff wig?

Terrible advice. Peddle your memecut on reddit

Pic?

Recommendations

daily reminder

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Every time I try I get crazy bad itchy, burning, severe psoriasis. But it goes away when after shave, and I don't get it anywhere else. It makes no fucking sense and I hate it. It fucking sucks.
>inb4 just use beard oil bro
I did and it makes no difference no matter how hydrated and oily it is. It's psoriasis, not dry skin.

Big beards are for chinless and jawless compensating beta hipsters. They look like shit and stink.

>BEARD makes everything I do masculine by default!

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But Im 50/50 German and NA, its gonna happen and why would I want to cover my jawline (the only slightly redeeming feature of my face)

Job prevents it

But also because I don't want to look like some upside down face hipster that thinks the qualities of a man are achieved by doing nothing (ie growing hair)

mohammad salah?

your people can only grow bushes

i have a thicc beard which makes me less ugly. trying to grow a mullet atm so i can be a total 80s badass.