One chance at life

>one chance at life
>born male

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life is easier as a female, but more worthwhile as a male

>BRRRRRRAAAAAAAP!

OH GOD IMAGINE THE SMELLL
SNIFFFFFF MMM PLZ PLZ YES!

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Why

I got a game for you

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Kek I hope one day a giga Chad posts body with timestap while sniffposting

>peak at 30, and then steep decline
nah, I'm good

My whole family is good looking, and my sister has it so much easier than me it's crazy the amount of attention she gets from total cucks willing to do whatever just for a chance at having sex with her. Ask one of your attractive friends who's a girl to look at her tinder once you will be fucking shockes

Just move to a town that has a big amish following, Its reversed.

lol my sister says that he has a bunch of orbiters and she rejects every single one of them even the good looking ones. Most girls are even oblivious to it and think what they have is normal

>wants to become a woman

have you ever considered fucking your sister ? i have an attractive sister but dont know how to ask her out, i fear she freaks out and tell one lf my parents and get my ass kicked home

im not even kidding, im 22 an kissless virgin not even ugly, im not that good looking but above average for sure, i have a great body

my college crush, wuch looked innocent has lots of fuck buddies its not even worth pursuing her also she barely talks to me, even tho she follows me on insta and check all my stories if i tried maybe i could get to fuck her but maybe not, idk man, its it or paying a hooker what to do bros

Look man, just go for it. You miss every shot you don't take. Do you have a trusting relationship?

Why not just become a girl then, brah?

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>my sister says that he has a bunch of orbiters and she rejects every single one of them


fuck this shit whats the point of being good looking ? my sister is the same not even THAT HOT (average to be honest) yet some very attractive dudes want to pound her still she stays loyal at her chubby soi boyfriend, good thing shes not a whore but i wish she dated someone better

Just become a trap

Girls live on easymode for the first decades but there's two drawbacks.
>most are too retarded to notice and take advantage of it
>they rot when they are older. Menopause implies piss leaks, loss of strength and mobility, mood swings, and a bunch of other shitty stuff
Men that take care of themselves can still be active and capable into old age. My grandpa is 90 and lives in the countryside, he still takes care of his crops and animals. He is incredibly strong and capable for his age.
Any woman 30 years younger than him is already a piece of furniture.

>? my sister is the same not even THAT HOT (average to be honest) yet some very attractive dudes want to pound her still she stays loyal at her chubby soi boyfriend, good thing shes not a whore but i wish she dated someone better
Maybe she loves her bf!

Don't ask her out you fucking retard. Asking her out is the one sure way to get rejected and have her give you that weird look for the rest of your life. Chances are she'll tell family members about it as well and you'll suddenly be a social pariah and a pariah in your family at the same time. You'll forever be the guy who tried to fuck his sister but failed.

Your best bet is to do some drinking game when your parents are gone and hope it happens but don't force anything. Remember if you force anything she'll most likely reject you and you'll carry the mark of the best for the rest of your life

what you talking about my college crush or sis ?

if college crush or relationship is cold, but if i dont talk to her she talks to me and if i talk to her she wont talk to me, its odd, we never talked in phone anyway just follow each other in social media

now if you talk about my sister, well i dont have a trusting relationship with her, we barely talk, but she knows i was a kissless virgin untill age 20 at least

>peak at 30
are you talking about men? research of dating site statistics shows that 18-22 year old women get the most messages of any age group from men of all ages, and messages drop off sharply for the average woman at age 24. in studies that measure men's involuntary arousal when shown pictures of females of various ages, they end up showing the most arousal to women aged 13-16, which lowers gradually until the early-mid 20s after which it falls sharply.

Even if that happened, the majority of replies would be people treating him like a genetic dead-end.

what would looking at an attractive girl's tinder accomplish? they only swipe right on chads, which aren't comparable to you in the first place.

>wanting to be a woman
>wanting a period
>wanting to piss time away putting on makeup all the time to be presentsble
>being physically weak and emotionally vulnerable

Sounds shit tbqh.

t. sad power bottom

thankss man, really thanks gonna try the drinking game


she likes weed and these thots stuff so im play with it...

Imagine smelling her pussy hole

BRAAAAAAAP

OH GOD THE SMELL
WOWWEEE *FAINTS IN VAMPIRE*

Mine's the same. The other day we were talking and she was making fun of all her cousins and brother(me included) because we have no game. She's a self hating ethnic and talks about rejecting a blonde haired blue eyed dude. Says that has lots of guys orbiting her but she rejected every single one of them like its a badge of honor to reject that many guys. Made me not want to get a gf because
1)Why would I place myself in a spot just to be one of a girl's orbiters who she rejects for fun no matter how good I look or what my personality is
2)I see my sister and she's basically a boring person who sits on her phone all day. Instagram,Netflix,and food are her only hobbies. Treats her parents and family like shit. Can't cook. Now this is a girl who's got hundreds of orbiters to reject. Every time I see these things in her I see similarities between her and your average woman and honestly don't want to date anything like that.
cliffs
Sister ruined dating for me or finding a partner in life because I see every girl as someone like her

almost as if the PUA and "looksmax" incels who have never actually interacted with women in the real world were wrong about everything, and women view handsomeness as a tertiary objective when searching for mates. crazy!

M8 don't fuck your sister you retard literally half the people on this planet are female and your dumbass wants to fuck your sister

Just to give you an idea of how desperate men are you think you know but even the chads are cringe, difference is they get rejected all the time and they dont care because the goal is to get some pussy

>)I see my sister and she's basically a boring person who sits on her phone all day. Instagram,Netflix,and food are her only hobbies. Treats her parents and family like shit. Can't cook. Now this is a girl who's got hundreds of orbiters to reject. Every time I see these things in her I see similarities between her and your average woman and honestly don't want to date anything like that.
cliffs
Sister ruined dating for me or finding a partner in life because I see every girl as someone like her

what the flying fuck man there are some crazy coincidences right there, my sister is a radfem and browses twitter all day tho, but the other aspects are exactly equal, she also doesnt study or dont have a job, joining college the next year but still she is so lazy sometimes i hate her, i remember back then showing to her myself working out or something like thede she didnt even care lmao fuck women i wish i had a male brother to share hobbies

>Ask one of your attractive friends who's a girl
Haha yeah I'll get right on that.

Stop trying to fuck every girl that's nice to you, maybe it's because i have a sisters but can't you just be friends with a girl?

My boy Big Wes about to get nutted on

sorry,but i have no social skills for other than getting drunk at clubbing and maybe get a 6/10 ass to slap, but most of these slut girls have horse face so i dont even try kissing, at college there are some hot bitches but when i try to get close to them i get nothing back, very few times i do and for some reason i stop liking the bitch, i tried tinder and matched qts but they wont reply back or will just unmatch after a few days

Eww, why would you fuck your sister? Don't you have a natural aversion to her?

Well, in that case your only choice is fucking your sister.
I wonder what your IQ is.

maybe i do, im the kind of guy who looks totally normal outside but im all autism inside, i have weird fetishes and things like that

...

I understand that getting laid can be tough but you have to realize fucking your sister is literally not an option. Don't even think about it that kind of thinking is a toxic perversion that you should be attempting to surpress

bro I'm still not saying its a good idea. I'm saying that its better than asking her out. Its better if you ask her if she's got any single friends or something.
I've got a twin brother so its not that bad for me but yeah most chicks out there are pretty much like that

>can't you just be friends with a girl?
men have no interest in being friends with girls they want to fuck, nor interest voluntarily being around girls they don't want to fuck.

Eat my butthole you coward post a picture of your face so i know who to spit on next time im in faggotsville, indiana

my iq is 78-86 maybe lower but not higer, this is why i suck at college and im plaining to quit,dont know what will be of my life lel

dont know why i have such a low iq, im white and never been malnourished

as a kid i didnt talk untill age 5

what is this whore's name?

That's a very incel thing to say, my friend group has both girls and guys in it.

>men have no interest in being friends with girls they want to fuck,
Girls don't fuck their male friends. It goes both ways.

Did you just assume your own gender?...can you just not?

>Girls live on easy mode for first few decades
Being molested and told you have to live up to a certain beauty standard while constantly being called a slut no matter what you do is "easy" mode. I think what you mean to say is "being hot is easy mode." Which applies to both men and women unless you're talking about how easy it is just to get sex. Everything else you said is correct with the key factor being
>Men that take care of themselves.
My mother is 60 and still lifting after being a retired vet.

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You are based but in the unlikely case you aren't trolling, please don't try to fuck your sister.
It will ruin your relationship with your family forever. Nothing will ever be the same for you.

are you irish?
or even worse, slavic?

okay man, gonna try a hooker maybe!

slavic, how did you tell ?

>one chance at life
>seize it

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fuck off STACY suck my dick and suck my bro hispanic juan cruz as well fucking biach

>Being molested and told you have to live up to a certain beauty standard while constantly being called a slut no matter what you do is "easy" mode


Being molested kek that's like 0.0000001%
What kind of beatystandard do they have to live up to that men don't have to? Actors are not avg guys. All of them are on roids to have unobtainable bodies. Actresses are just slim.
It's because women don't have to try hard to have a good life that people call it easy mode.

> being hot is easy mode which applies to both men and women

Thing is women don't consider the majority of men to be average looking. Look up statistics you cuck.

>are you talking about men?

guess I was just being very generous

It's okay baby boy, mommy loves you and someday you'll find love too.

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Men have it way better than women. Women only live the life for as long as they are pretty. Besides, if you're a half decent male who takes care of himself and at least give off the illusion of confidence you'll get mired daily. Mires=/=easy sex but it is at least a start.

>born and live as a male
>roleplay as a woman on the internet
Best of both worlds daddy

Gymcel roidcel

something on your mind user?

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It's happened before. Here's the obligatory
>lurk more
Or maybe I'm the one that needs to
>lurk less

confidence=good looks.

Good looking guys give off dogshit advice as always.

>slavic, how did you tell ?
Poor fella.
White skin, brown brain.

Confidence=Whatever the fuck makes you confident.

If looking good is what makes you feel good, then more power to you bro. Lift, dress nicer (not more expensive), and try cutting your hair a different way. If you're balding shave it, don't lie to yourself.

Looks are not nearly as important to women as they are to men. Obviously you're not going to be smashing prime thots if you look like shit, but you don't have to be a hunk.

sister fucking is just a stupid anime fantasy. dont do this in real life

>Being molested kek that's like 0.0000001%
Source?
>What kind of beatystandard do they have to live up to that men don't have to?
One that changes every 5 years. Sticc? Thicc? Fit? Do you have the right hair? The right make up? The right clothes? Ass or tits? Either way, you're still a slut or a whale and only your looks matter. As a man, you can be a fatass with no chin but people will still take you seriously if you have a Phd. An unattractive woman won't get the same respect no matter how many degrees or accomplishments she has, and is virtually invisable. On the flip side, if she was attractive, people still would not care about what her skills were and just try to get into her pants instead of treating her like a person. All women have is their looks and if you don't have that, you're fucked no matter what you do.
>It's because women don't have to try hard to have a good life that people call it easy mode.
How many women have you spoke with? Because women have to try just as hard if not harder to overcome the stigmatism in the workplace. Take a look at Japan. A school admitted to changing the test scores of females to make more males pass as doctors. This has changed in recent years and is almost an even scale but it is still a problem that they face.
>Thing is women don't consider the majority of men to be average looking. Look up statistics you cuck.
Post them and the source.

This. Hell, past 21 aka college age, you'll find that most girls are used goods and will start entering the desperate gold digger/climbing the social ladder phase of their lives.

fpbp. severely underrated. who in their right mind would want to be a guaranteed mediocre thot when you could be either excel or become a loser?

yo lemme fuck your sis, I'll go dutch with the girl and pay you $10/hr to hype me up

rofl

typical solipsistic thotpost. you bitches gotta learn to set boundaries and say No, it's a skill that us men also learn as we also navigate a barrage of media advertisement guilt-tripping us into looking/acting a certain way, and deal (in america, consciously or not) with having the most sensitive part of our genitals surgically removed in one of the most extreme acts of sexual violence on the planet

nobody cares about your mother and how she lifts weights in the army. if she's 60 she's unfuckable, end of story

>Looks are not nearly as important to women as they are to men.

This is fucking stupid. Statistics prove that you are wrong. Men are more likely to fuck anything they can.

Bluepilled and basedslurped

>nobody cares about your mother and how she lifts weights in the army. if she's 60 she's unfuckable, end of story
Case and point to what I just said here.
>Man is 90 and is still fit and doing well for himself
Fuck, that's great!
>Woman does the same
She's ugly, doesn't matter.

>one chance at life
>born in Brazil

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>One that changes every 5 years. Sticc? Thicc? Fit?

Doesn't matter guys fuck everything. That's why le reddit subs exist where fat women can post naked pictures etc.


>How many women have you spoke with? Because women have to try just as hard if not harder to overcome the stigmatism in the workplace. Take a look at Japan. A school admitted to changing the test scores of females to make more males pass as doctors. This has changed in recent years and is almost an even scale but it is still a problem that they face.

That was fucking japan and their reasoning kind of made sense. I wouldn't want to hire someone who would leave and i would have to pay her still.

I would say life is much harder as female. I'd be a pimp any day of the week before a prostitute.

bro you're kidding yourself if you don't think looks are important. Looks is probably the most important thing in getting laid.

isso

I know a girl whos literally slightly above average nothing special. She has 8k likes on tinder.
>mfw I have one (1) like with it installed for a month

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>One that changes every 5 years. Sticc? Thicc? Fit? Do you have the right hair? The right make up? The right clothes? Ass or tits?
See? That's what I meant with most women being too retarded to take advantage of their condition.
Do you think men are going to treat you worse for having the wrong haircut or clothes? Or for being "sticc" or "thicc"? The biggest enemy of the 21st century first world woman is her own neuroticism.
You also complain about beauty standards changing. Men have it way better, because since at least Ancient Greece the canon has being being tall and muscular, having a chiseled face, high cheekbones, a strong jaw, greek nose and a head full of hair.
>An unattractive woman won't get the same respect no matter how many degrees or accomplishments she has
If you ask a frat bro, probably. Ask an academic. Ask anyone related to her field of work, or anyone that has to spend time with her.
>Because women have to try just as hard if not harder to overcome the stigmatism in the workplace
I've seen women, including very fat and ugly ones get away with shit that would get any man fired at my job. They can claim discrimination for being called off when accidentally deleting important company documents. Again, I've seen that happen. And ironically most of the drama is created between the women.
>Take a look at Japan. A school admitted to changing the test scores of females to make more males pass as doctors.
That sounds terrible. Meanwhile, in my European country, most Medicine graduates are women and no one has a problem with it. Women also have higher salary and employment rate when they are under 30(or was it 35?).

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cunt, your mother obviously has some value-added quality and at this point I'd kill for a basic non-fat, non-feminist wife. the fact remains that 60-year-old women are invisible to me unless they are the mother of my children. my grandparents have been married longer than your mother's entire life and I mourn the loss of that same opportunity

>One that changes every 5 years. Sticc? Thicc? Fit? Do you have the right hair? The right make up? The right clothes? Ass or tits?
you realize there are infinite sexual fetishes that men have. you can be a fat, mentally retarded quad amputee and men will crawl out of their parents' basements to worship you. they won't be alpha chads (obviously) but they'll exist. lose an arm as a man and you better hope your woman was already in love with you before.

Bro I don't think you realize how the game is. You can be an overweight single mother who did porn and you'll still get more matches on tinder than you average Timothy. I've seen pics of nerds greeting porn stars with flowers. There's dudes who marry single moms with 3-4 kids and barely get monthly missionary. No matter what every woman has at least 5 orbiters ready to wife them up

desu there's nothing sexier than a woman who knows that she'll never be anything more than a woman, but is also aware of her inherent power. 90% of non-fat, non-ugly women are sexually interchangeable, the keepers are the ones who understand this and rise above.

I know I'm just trying to say that a woman can not follow "beauty standards" and still have guys orbiting them. For example my mom who's married with 3 kids has 2 orbiters at their workplace. One Asian dude would leave fruits and flowers at her desk on a daily basis and one day just turned on her and stopped talking to her. Another Mexican dude would continuously hit on her by saying she wants to marry an Armenian woman(my mom is Armenian). She had no idea they were hitting on her because she doesn't realize the desperation some men have. This also isn't a knock on women btw, these and are clear examples of men being creepy and desperate to my mom and sister. I'm just trying to say that no woman has a shortage of men no matter how she looks. If men stopped being such desperate creeps women would change their views on us as well

>being called a slut no matter what
How many virgins do you know who are called sluts?

>not fucking your hot adult sister
What the fuck are you guys doing? Just use protection lmao

eh I'd probably fuck the girl ITT bitching about beauty standards and molestation. if she's remotely interested in talking about exercise with a bunch of nerds, she's probably not fat and relatively not vapid. 95th percentile in fat feminist whore world.

the difference is that you can have an intact penis and still be beta, but if you're unconsciously circumcised you're almost guaranteed to be beta. re: the mexican and chink hitting on your mother.

how hard is it to find a girl with maximum 2 small, inconspicuous tattoos, is low- or no-debt, and is down to get wifed before 30? like, did I miss my chance in college or just not destroy my potential?

>White skin, brown brain.
Thank you, I'm going to use that on all my white bullies now

My mom is like that. Got out of uni with no debt, has no tattoos and married at 23. I come from former USSR though so its more common over there. Don't kid yourself into thinking that a good wife will make you happy though. My dad treats my mom badly even though she would fill every Jow Forumsizen's requirements. For the last 10 years they've been together purely for the kids and now that we're getting older they straight up hate each other. Find a woman with a soul who you can connect to. Don't get someone who fills a list of requirements because you won't make each other happy.

I'm a guy who was molested, and no one cares

I get groped at the bar all the time and no one cares

These strawmen of some women who have had one thing happen once doesnt override my multiple times a week assault that is unreported and no one cares

Nah I like being male.
>no periods
>don't have to carry a baby for 9 months
>stronger
>taller
>better sense of humor
>bros are bros, females are bitches to each other
I could go on, being a man is a gift from above I would never ever wanna be a girl. You guys wanting to be a girl cause lifes easy are essentially saying you wanna be a weak pretty girl that gets pounded by chad, highly fucking gay. Consider a rope.

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Based and redpilled

those are basic heuristics that suggest my kind of woman, but their importance falters in comparison to her actual personality/our chemistry. a wife won't make me happy, it's more of a consolation prize designed to convince me that I actually didn't waste 1/3 of all livable time working for my boss in the city

Lol Arkansas nigger you are a quitter

don't worry guys, right now as an early 20 something you are at your lowest perceived value as a male. meanwhile the women you all envy are in the literal primes of their lives. Once they hit mid 30's their value as a person will drop tremendously if they lack any from of career and children to have. There is a reason why males become entrepreneurs and CEO's since they know how shitty life is and how much they have to work hard and strive to make it.

Imagine her coming out of the shower and just ripping a fat wet one. BRAAAAAPPPPPPPPLLFFFT

its funny how worthless having a vagina is when you cannot offer it

alas your vaginas value does not leak through the internets

tits or gtfo

>Once they hit mid 30's their value as a person will drop tremendously
How does that benefit me? I don't want to marry a "reformed" thot with a three digit bodycount.