God my apartment is so lonely right now. I miss having a hot horny girlfriend to fuck after the gym sash bros

God my apartment is so lonely right now. I miss having a hot horny girlfriend to fuck after the gym sash bros

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I will never achieve this.

prostys/tinder m8 it’l kind of help

>prostys

What the hell is this

prostitutes lad

Iktf bro.

>Meet cuties
>Ask cuties oit
>Develop a relationship

Its not rocket science

never say never

everyone's a flake. dates dont happen because no one shows up to them

Try and find that hot horny girlfriend then. There is honestly nothing better in the world than being with somebody where you and them are a team, and you are sexually infatuated with them. The only thing better than knowing I can go home and fuck my girlfriend is knowing I can go home and talk to her about the things I care about and know she will give me great advice about it and help me with it. Everything is gonna turn out great for you mate

>Girl was mirin today
>Did nothing about it
>Again

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Leave this place before it’s too late

It's fun until the dining commons starts poisoning your favorite breakfast items

Yeah that's great and all but some of us have autism and don't know how to go about starting a relationship. I get it, you go out, meet girls, ask them out etc whatever but how the fuck do you go from "gone out a few times" to OP's dream of having a qt to cuddle after lifting?

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God I miss that so much. It always falls apart for me at some point. Either my fault or hers or both. The love disappears and there’s just resentment and jealousy.

She’s just looking for validation/male attention...as soon as you pursue she’ll move on. Don’t fall for it user

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I'll agree that this does happen but if you approach every mire with that in mind you'll never get anywhere. Somewhere down the line we have to pull the trigger and ask them out. One day we will bro.

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well normally you go out a few times, start talking / texting daily, hanging out more then it kinda just molds into a relationship. and you can talk about this shit with a girl if your doing the above, its not weird

What happened, OP?
Is she dead?
Why?
AIDS?

going for my first prosty next week, got a super hot one as a rebound for my ex, what to expect?

Sounds like normie trash

expect her to look nothing like the pictures

22 y/o and never had a gf
had sex once

I look passable (been told I'm a 6/10, girls have had crushes on me in the past) so the only logical conclusion is that I'm autistic with women and will die alone

It's just frustrating because I feel like I'm acting normally, and my platonic girl friends/acquaintances seem to like my personality, but no girl is interested in me (except the 2/10 landwhale I hung out with recently)

Surely I'm not the only user with this problem

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T. Incel

6/10 isn't much these days honestly, especially if you're not charismatic. 5's and 4s will still give you shit and try to compete with you, and you compete with the top 5% of men

God Jow Forums help me I just want someone to hold in bed fuck the loneliness is crushing

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>tfw girls have always called me attractive, get frequent mires
>still a virgin, never take action
haha t-thanks for the compliments ladies :’)

Similar boat user, I need to find out what’s wrong with my personality and fix it before it’s too late

IM SO FUCKING LONELY AND HORNY AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>but no girl is interested in me (except the 2/10 landwhale I hung out with recently)

Maybe it's time to come to terms with your own sexual market value and settle.

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Not him but I'm in a similar boat and I will sooner kill myself than be stuck with some bitch who diguists me and who will make me hate myself even more. I'd rather go out with dignitiy.

>tfw never to experience this

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and STDs

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Ok then.

can somebody teach me how to fix this lonely and horny

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My instincts tell me life shouldn't be so horrible.

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You don't know me asshole. Stop assuming things.

>fucked a girl from tinder first night i met her on Monday
>got a bj last night from tinder girl I’ve been seeing for a month now
>26 still live at home with a shit job

If i can do it you fags can do it. Beliebe in yourselves. Study game and make girls feel comfy. Build rapport with them

STOP SHOWING OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's not about fucking random whores. It's all about finding a girl that will stick with you and deal with your raging autism. And also suck you off. We'll all make it, bros.

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lmao in your dreams loser

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cope

>used to be in a long term relationship with hot cool gym girl, we lived together for about a year
>life is good
>had a psychotic episode, sent to mental institution in another state by family
>stuck in another state, living in a motel and working there part time cover my rent
>been here since December
Somebody please hit me with a car or shoot me in the back of the head.

>tfw the happiest I was in my life was when I was cuddling with an escort for 3 hours

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Yeah sounds about right. Mentally ill people don't deserve happiness. Suffer.

Listen to this man.

hundreds of generations before me and i'm born to be lonely and horny

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>tfw my 2 LTRs were never like this and I only realized that recently
I need to get better at cutting out women who I'm attracted to and like to fuck but otherwise don't like.

How L were those LTRs

and where do i meet cuties?

t. 34 year old khv

>went to salsa dance class today
>at the end of class saw some of the girls hugging guys as they left
>one 7/10 girl hugged a tall, good looking guy for like 10 seconds
>i got zero hugs

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ha ha

5 years and then 1.5 years. I'm being hyperbolic about not liking the people though. Of course I liked them enough, it's more that I realized in hindsight they relied on me and I liked having them rely on me but didn't feel like they were ever really there for me in the same way.

maybe u are ugly or smell bad or both

>paying wageslave money to put your dick in a smelly, STD ridden hole belonging to someone who probably thinks you're a pathetic loser, only to regret it the second you cum

don't you have anything better to do?

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better than spending yet another night fucking my own hand in front of the computer haha

cmon man you know this

;_;

i'm a 3/10 manlet
i don't smell bad

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id rather die alone.

they’re probably cleaner than all the girls you’ve ever been with m8. Regular testing is part of the job, assuming you go for the classier ones. And yeah I have better shit to do just suggesting something that might help OP

get a few beers in yourself and you’ll be fine

they probably knew eachother or built rapport or hugging is a standardfor them (hippie types)

>3 hours
damn that must have cost a bomb

maybe you should find women within your league if you don't want to live a lonely life

cost me 400+ euro and was worth every second

>get a few beers in yourself and you’ll be fine
he's gonna get a limp dick and waste money lol

100% correct happened to me before and it's just terrible

I lost it at 22, became Chad for 4 years then made a full relapse back to this website with all the ancillary parts and parcels of being here.

I'm fairly good looking and get hit on by all ranges of girls at bars constantly, vs. my few friends who are actual normies and far more socially adept than me who have literally never had that. I'm not proactive so unless a woman is determined and absolutely throws herself at me like it's a matter of life and death, I won't get her home. I've had one GF but never since because I really detest myself and am ashamed of my current life. So if you're in a similar position, it makes sense that nboody will ever love you if you hate yourself, no matter what those Grunge music videos tell you.

>that webm
All I feel is pity.
His parents failed him and he's got a long road to recovery ahead of him if/when he becomes self-aware and realizes enough is enough.

>getting duped this hard
Jow Forumswhyweretheyfilming