Congratulations

>for your own safety

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>absolutely nothing that has a screen

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there are probably sentries and shit outside will minecraft lava and everything

would probably be a good thing for robots to exercise social skills for once

they would have no choice.

>be serial killer on Jow Forums
>gets chosen

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Finally, something to do.

im gonna shid on the person below

>big empty warehouse
>beds
>showers
>all the essential things
>big EMPTY warehouse

Fuckin glow in the dark cia niggers don't know what english is.

u got shid on

I'll sleep in the corner thank you very much.

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I already picked the corner ... does that mean we sleep together??

If I can talk to the other guy it should be fine.
However if it is ali the sandnigger... I'd proabaly kill him.

There are at least 4 corners, but if enough people want corners, we may have to create a rotation schedule

Ill be fine as long as you can give me and endless amount of matches, I love watching fire burn. FYI if other ppl try to fuck with me or my matches I will attack.

The first thing we should do is team up and kill all the obvious aggressive faggots and potential rapists. Then we separate all the children in one corner and the adults in the other to prevent meddling and start verbally shitposting until it gets too boring. Then the fights start.

what sort of poofter are you with your fucking rotation schedule, we fight to the death for prime territory

I strongly believe that the experiment will be ended and we will all be free to go if I just can whip up a race war between whitanons and niganons. So that's where I'm going to focus my efforts.

Give me 72 hours and I'll have this warehouse in fucking flames.

Really if the only rule is that you can't escape then it's probably just better to try and escape and possibly die in the attempt than live in the disgusting hive of depravity that the populace of Jow Forums would form.

Everyone be careful not to touch this guy, he's all edge.

i have a salt circle, stay back

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Do we get paper and pens? If we get paper and pens I'll create a D&D campaign for us to play.

I also think I remember the rules for canasta.

So you're the first to be be killed

I'm gonna use my matches to burn your faggy D&D game, faggot.

You think this is some kind of summer camp? This is fucking CIA prison, nigger.

Sounds like I won't be a virgin for much longer. Also can I bring my DS?

yeah sure you get paper and pen

no electronic device, nothing that has a screen

I'm gonna piss on your matches while you sleep boy. Just to see what happens.

>Enfp
>"We can get along, if we all work together and communicate our needs

I'm trying to start a fight club where fighters offer up something for the winner to take. E.g. person 1 offers up their waifu body pillow, while person 2 offers up their onahole. Winner gets both.
I'd set up tournaments, where the winner gets all the spoils of all the losers who entered.
Who's in?

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If we hoard another paper we can use that one faggot anons matches to start a bonfire and roast a cia spook... maybe that'll send a message to whoevers watching to give us computer time.

You're really killing my vibe guy. Looks like I'm collecting ears

I don't want any used onaholes. What the fuck. That's disgusting.

hahahahahahahahaha you're all locked in here with me hahahahaha

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I offer all of my earwax to fight this guy

You cannot escape, This is a top secret government facility.

No.... you're locked in here with me.

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Now is my chance to act out my sissy cockslut fantasies. Who wants some bussy?

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this is not a democracy
this is a dictatorship
and I am the dictator

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Please let this be real, I need some people to talk to and some change in my life. This sounds interesting.

By the way OP, how soon is "soon"? I'd rather get picked up by the CIA tomorrow morning/afternoon than have to wait a few days.

>get to be a neet for free
where do i sign CIAnigger?

And will the CIA just pull up as I'm walking outside and throw me in their car or will they knock on my door?

So I guess I'm gonna have to fight
I offer a blow job, but in return, whoever I fight gives me their complete loyalty and will do whatever I ask
After I have a following of sexually frustrated orbiters, I'll use them to rush the guards and break out
Ride the incels like a tide to freedom

Anytime this week, but most likely in 2-3 days, everyone must enter the facility at the same time. The agents will knock on your door and will not use force unless you force them to.

We can't tell you exactly but we can tell you to wear whatever clothes you'd like to wear to bed tonight, also make sure there's a clear path from your window(s)/door to your bed.

If you have a pet lock them outside your room as they may be put down if they become aware of our presence.

This man is larping.

see

I'm 100% down. Just make sure you get the right person at my house. I'm the tallest in the house.

Well hi there! My names Ray Bingo. This sure is a big warehouse

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Dude, just knock on my door tomorrow morning around 10 am and I'll go willingly. No need to force. omoh oN

Anyone trying to escape will be made an example of. Do not try. You've been warned.

I'm the OP You will all wear the same uniform.

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others

I would like to express my interest in communism

Actually I'm the Op of this thread
You will not all wear the same uniform, you will be extracted in whatever you're wearing at the time.

I work at night what are you planning to do to retrieve me?

What do we do when our clothes become soiled and we don't have a spare change?

Pls don't kill me
I just don't really want to be taken
I like my life

As i said where do i sign?
As long as there's no shitty contaminant in the food and water, like fluoride, drugs or hormones i'm good.
Possibly if i can cook my own food and chose the ingredients i want even better.

I'm the real OP. We know who you are, you will be executed.

Don't listen to him.

Sounds like being on a submarine, but with more privacy and personal soace.

Fags trying to make it about themselves.

You will not be able to cook your own food. The water is municipal water from the nearest town.

Selected subjects need the right information.

There will be a laundry service.
You will simply wake up in the new habitat, it will be painless and you won't even know it's happening.

by replying to this thread you have signed.
the nature of the experiment is not for debate.

>communism
I don't think so
the first order of business will be removing all non-whites and those refuse to pledge their allegiance to the fuhrer (me)

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>municipal water
That's going to compromise the tests, people's behavior is going to change under fluoride influence (if the comunal water is in America), you better provide clean water if you want clean results.

IS THERE NO COMPUTER??!!!

DO I FUCKING HAVE TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE ELSE?

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There is no laundry service. Subjects will simply dispose of their dirty clothes in the dirty clothes hole. They will receive a new uniform the following day.
Subjects will wear a blindfold during transit to our facility. No force required.

The water will be filtered.

No computers at all.

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Wait now I'm confused
And I'm still concerned, like, do I just stand naked in the laundry room until my clothes are done?
Excuse me I really just don't want to get raped or killed and I really fear for my safety

can i have dmt while im in there can you guys provide that for me
p[ls

If this Fluoride Faggot is in the facility, I'm shanking him.

Each subject will receive 3 uniforms upon entering the facility. Throw the dirty uniform in the hole and wear a clean one. A new uniform will be delivered the next day.

No drugs. People with addictions will be given fixes and nothing more.

Subhumans like you will be culled out, excluded or worse, once social order would eventually be reformed.

If i wanted to test if society could reform with the worst, least fit individuals available around i would also look around here.

If you are white (non-slav/med, goes without saying, really) and you pledge your allegiance you will be under my protection as the self appointed fuhrer of this prison

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Wait, are you that guy from Vault-tec?
We don't want any!
*Door slam*
I don't know if I believe you

at least salvia you cianigger you fuck let me do my psychedelics

This would compromise our experiment, we cannot allow drugs inside the facility.

Finnally a fucking thread other than porn or pitty party.

To be completely honest, I wouldn't mind that one bit. You bet your ass I'd be a fucking ring leader asap. If not? I'm helping someone else do just that. I can see the lesser anons dying quickly. Ie. Those incapable of fending for themselves, severely addicted to any substance, etc. In other words all of r9k. I can see this going similar to the Russian sleep experiment documentary, and not the original.

Good luck anons.

What about the alkies and benzo addicts them mf gonna die

Everyone has the choice to not be subhuman and keep it civil, exercise and organize sports events like greek roman wrestling etc...

Considering it would be extremely boring i guess group exercising would be the best hobby.

as are you, negro

I only ask of you your loyalty

If you have an addiction, you will be given a daily fix. This is all we will do.

Who you calling a nigger? Nigger

>If i wanted to test if society could reform with the worst, least fit individuals available around i would also look around here.

It's a noble experiment, but one part of reforming society would be eliminating the people who are paranoid about fluoride in the water and who - even worse - talk about it.

Trust me - the whole experiment will go a lot smoother if you let me, as a first step, eliminate all robots of his ilk, along with all vegans, and all neopagans.

first plan of action: dismantle the beds and form a log drum circle
over time the circle will become the dominant social power

fluoride is bad for your brain you fucking retard, it's not the same as veganism

as in, being antifluoride is good, but being vegan is bad

Grouo excercising is actually a lot more fun than most people realise, and it would be a blessing to a lot of the anons. I'm sure there are a few drill instructor eque bots on here capable of leading them

>fluoride is deliberatly added to the water with no reason whatsoever
>it's a neurotoxin
>i'm paranoid
You're not very smart aren't you?
It seems like the shit tier nutrition you burger get have got into your head.

I'm not home, can you wait?

You will be retrieved home.

You see? It's either the shank, or we have to listen to this all day. I picture it in a kind of high-pitched, nasal whine...you know the type?

We can even vote on it, as long as I am allowed to consider anyone who rolls their eyes at the guy to be a Yes vote.

if we have to drink fluoride water what the fuck do you want me to do, cant whine all day. but if you cant even acknowledge that fluoride is bad for you, you're the actual drooling retard.

I require privacy for jerking off. This is only acceptable if I get a private room.

for all executions, my say will be final this is no democracy