How do I achieve a body like this?

He never lifted a single day in his life.
He only eats bananas.
He will be stronger than you even if you lift your entire life and juice up.

this, also they are extremely hard to the touch

Panjeet* ftfy

>Be a nigger

>he falls for the chimpanzees are stronger than human meme

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This

They do pull ups and chin ups all damn day for so many reps that it isn't a workout anymore

El Americano...

Joe rogan

why the fuck is it hairless

that monkey kicked his ass keek

yeah but i can make a bow and arrow and kill him before his retard strength monkey ass comes loping to me, thanks to these fine motor skills

smfh

average chimp is stronger than average human that doesn't work out.
chimps have a huge core and grip strenght they will crush your neck if they get a hold of you.

Go apemode

tree climbing and bananas
>squats7oats

I'm convinced that chimpanzees are the descendants of ancient manlets. The tall, intelligent, and reasonable apes became man while the munchkins with little-man syndrome became chimpanzees. Think about it, they share so many characteristics; anger issues, getting swole to compensate, and reproducing by rape because no female wants a midget. I wonder if in another 100 thousand years today's manlets will speculate again.

you must be a literal manlet

but that is an ape

>Climb trees
>Throw your poop
>Attack anything that moves

sounds good

gymnastics , is the only way.

he literally pick it up and threw it

Shaves for the ladies. Why the fuck are you hairless?