/r9gay/ - #634

tfw no eu bf to help you move

hytale

>tfw no *state* bf to *interest* with
Is this /soc/?
this fucker didnt' even bother with the interest

where do you wanna move

>be fat fuck at 155 lb at 5'7
>decide i'm going to keep eating whatever I want, drinking everyday, but just watch calories
>literally NEET life and take less than 500 steps a day
>lose 15 lb's in 3 months, still on course for losing more weight
What's stopping you? You don't even need to pick up a meme diet or exercise.

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I was global in 2016, I'm not sure what rank I would get now tho

I'm gonna start playing CSGO now again after watching the major, wish I had a bf to play with!

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I'm crying my stupid pointless little heart out. I want to disappear forever. I only waste other people's time and energy.

Just out of the united shits of retardia.
I'll happily take Ireland, Portugal, Spain, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Germany, Denmark (though I haven't had good experience with Danes), Austria, Sweden, and Finland.
Willing to accept Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, and Hungary. Miss me with that Balkan shit.

You can easily lose weight just by skipping meals. I do this all the time but not intentionally.

The problem is with fatties thinking they can lose calories by doing the same thing you're doing but they actually undercount all their calories and don't stick with it because they don't lose 10 lb in a week.
>haha I'll just eat a decent sized breakfast, and skip lunch, and then make an entire frozen pizza for myself for dinner because I skipped lunch
The frozen pizza was literally 2.2k calories by itself and they didn't actually look at the nutrition information.

>decide i'm going to keep eating whatever I want, drinking everyday, but just watch calories
>eat what i want
>except that i dont because calories wont allow

How long does it take to let someone go after they don't want you anymore? I hate this feeling, I wish it would end.

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I still eat what I want (pizza, fast food) just in smaller portions. After a month of doing it, you'll notice yourself snacking less and the desire of eating just to eat, and eating to make yourself "really full" completely goes away.
Just put down the fork user, you don't want to be fat.

How long should I wait before telling my e-bf that I love him?

It's going to last forever for me because i will never find someone again

Fricken nerds, get it together

>tfw no norwegian bf

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At least until you meet in real life.

this, stop being a bunch of LOSERS

You're right, brb downloading grindr

I JUST FUCKING CHIPPED A SMALL PART OF MY FRONT TOOTH AAA
FUCKING KILL ME

hope you have insurance

same, im gonna find some greasy old man to poz me
lol get owned, for real though i hate the thought of chipping a tooth, but im sensible so i dont do it

i have no idea, i dont handle that, i guess ill have to talk to my parents in the morning
i just tried to drink from my glass

damn I look like one of these guys. am I considered hot now?

to me, hard yes

>i will never ever have a hairy chest like this

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Me too, it happened last week. Let's form a political party.

Where in Ohio again?

And Americans think the British have bad teeth.

what's that have to do with anything. no one brought up where they lived, unless you think only americans can chip their teeth

>tfw no bf with missing teeth

God damn OP, that image is so cute

>tfw have a hairy chest like this
fucking kill me

is it a pain to have? i don't see a downside it's pretty hot

last time i promise etc etc

anyone near atlanta (georgia) want to chat?
i like movies (space, scifi stuff like bladerunner 2049, interstellar, aliens), tv series (game of thrones, breaking bad), overwatch, northernlion (twitch/youtuber), science, university/grad life, loneliness, cooking, nature (trees and shit)

if you wanna chat, add gbora#0846 kthxba

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It's disgusting, i have to shave it every other day or so.

>No soft, girly boymode BF in Southwest US
>Life is suffering, like even more than usual

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central 15 minutes from downtown

prison gay, please leave

Maybe, but at least I have no interest in MTFs, true sissies, etc. I would never want to date a guy without the use of his dick.

the image you posted is literally a girl with a dick, how is that not an mtf?

ew columbus

hey my parents only fed me shit and while i could of not eat i had no healthier options.

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Do you have irl friends r9k? I have only two because i have habit of pushing people away and ghosting when i see were nothing alike something tell to leave so they don't judge or hurt me it sucks to be this way but whatever...

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Anyone interested in wasting a little time with something that just wants to pretend for a short while that there's someone for them, I'm here.

>only two
out and stay out

>tfw have never had irl friends in my life
autism is hell

I have no one I talk to IRL besides my psychiatrists

can you word this differently for me

Talk to me, let's talk together. I'm not the one you replied to. Doesn't matter who I am. Let's just talk for five minutes and see what happens.

>MTF
>still has a cock

Because he still has the dick? Like I said I would only date a guy that is still a guy. I want a cute, soft guy. Not a woman.

I want to spend a little while talking to someone. Someone nice, i'd like. I know I'm not really compatible with anyone, but I'm lonely and I just wanna talk for a while with someone.

post yuor discord or something

Wanna talk here or somewhere else?

K.#2987

If it makes you feel better our conversations are mostly awkward and weird and we all for some reasin avoid each other sometimes

>tfw HE never posts his discord here
I know he is here but he has so many friends already :(

oh it's you. too edgy for me, sry

Friends are nothing but illusions anyway you can only count on yourself

Sorry. Maybe you'll find someone else better.

wouldnt be hard would it lmao

Who is he? Never seen before

Immediately revoke your add? Again, sorry. I'm done with my ego or whatever else. It's likely my fault, so sorry for wasting your time.

>tfw black so if my chest became hairy it won't be the right feel

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I'm an, edgy, angry guy who you probably don't want anything to do with. I'm lonely but it has to be my fault, right? Better to listen to whoever that is, wisdom.

Nobody in particular, just an edgelord who seems to think he's superior because he's not fit to work.

just because you're edgy doesn't mean you have to be unpleasant to talk to, but obviously you are

How does it feel being black and gay? Not saying this in a rude way im mixed race myself

obviously. dunno what i've done ITT to show that but, hey, listen to that other guy. I clearly deserve nothing, so it's fine.

Come over right now and play minecraft

>dunno what i've done ITT to show that
you've done plenty
i'm going to add you anyway

Any EU anons awake who wanna talk?

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But user all I got is my HUEG desktop i cant carry that around

go on then. waiting

But you're at most 30 minutes away so if you start walking now, even with a yuge desktop, you'll be here in no time.

Sure user! What's your discord? That's a cute picture

i'm not sure what you're asking. i'm a bit insecure about some black-related stuff but everyone is insecure about something

for the last time im not scandinavian

Itd be easier if we just played on a server :^ )

ehhh? I never said you were...

coolanonx#0924

I like the picture aswell, its one of my favourites

You people are fucking evil, taking pleasure in the suffering of another person.

tfw no Little Falls, NY or Little Falls, MN boyfriend

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How will I touch your head through a server? But okay, and I have to go to bed fairly soon. Post a throwaway email or something.

[email protected]

Okay, I'll email you tomorrow, then. Goodnight.

>comes to Jow Forums
>complains about people being mean
never fails to make me laugh

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>tfw i hate myself but i still feel like you're all beneath me
complicated feeling

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you could post this in any thread on this board tbdesu

>Do you watch drag race user
Well do you r9gay?