tfw no gf
Tfw no gf
Camden Fisher
Jason Parker
Just kissed my gf good night and told her that I love her.
Tyler Murphy
>tfw gf (good friends)
James Morgan
I dreamt last night of my imaginary gf lying next to me and I was smelling her nice blonde hair, it was very nice
Jace Foster
this
the day I started lifting for only strength, aesthetics and the camaraderie of my friends (including you fucks) life became so much better
why do anything for the courting of another when you can surpass your personal limits and become a better person
Daniel Adams
>tfw no gf to cuddle and kiss
Jayden Fisher
Why you need one, faggots? You think it's all fun and games? I've had one for 12 years and now I have another one for two and we're actually married. And I'll twll you it ain't no fun ang games at all.
When you'll be a year into your relationship, you'll be remembering the time you were single and cry like a little bitch.
Matthew Hughes
>Imagine actually wanting a gf
If you are that dumb you should kill yourself.
It is good for the first 6 months-1year.
After that you'll want to be single again.
Eli Bennett
*I've had one who was 12 years old
Ftfy
Ayden Peterson
And what prevents you from being single again?
Isaac Rogers
Being single is also good for 6 months to 1 year, then you want a relationship again. It's a vicious cycle
Aiden Wilson
Gave my wife a kiss goodbye when I left for work. Then I gave my gf a kiss good morning when I got to work
Henry Gutierrez
But at least you enjoy the ride user, other people can't get a gf.
Andrew Carter
People like you don't understand how much being single destroys you each passing year. It's not only about sex, you reach a point where you crave for simple touches, like holding hands or a gentle scratch in your back
Kevin Gray
>you crave for simple touches, like holding hands or a gentle scratch in your back
God you are such a pussy, this is why you don't have a gf
Landon Carter
I'll be your gf, user.
Benjamin Bennett
although i am attractive, fit and academically successful i feel deeply that i have nothing to offer women because i am 5'5" and because my few attempts at pursuing women have been pointedly humiliating and have been widely spread around my friend group.
when i start getting nervous around a girl i remind myself she is looking for men on another level, that i do not have the equipment to attract her, this makes me calm again.
weightlifting is a good escape. i just wish i had more things to fill my mind with to pass the time
Jordan Morgan
Unironically if he shaved the beard he would look like my female classmate from high school
Adam Bell
haha yeah right, what a faggot HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS HOMOSEXUAL HERE! HE WANTS AFFECTION! WHAT A SISSY!
Jeremiah Powell
I know that feel bro. I don't even want sex anymore. I just someone to hold.
Cameron Baker
I have a gf that I am being negligent towards
As far as I can tell it doesn't really matter what happens to you if you don't change personally
Eli Flores
Blake Baker
do u fuck her good
Cameron Hernandez
>tfw no gf
Dont be miserable OP. We'll all gonna make it, enjoy the journey
Ethan Bennett
me so lonely me so horny aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Julian Bennett
Look if you want to get a gf you need to become an emotionless souless asshole.
There is nothing that dries pussy more than being weak.
Nathan Carter
post body
Caleb Adams
Easy to say for someone who has a gf. Fuck you.
Eli Cooper
YOU YOU! faggot! YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL! YES YOU! HOMO! VITUN HOMO!
Andrew Rodriguez
just give me a fucking girlfriend for fuck's sake
Jack Long
DU ÄR EN BÖG, HÖR DU MIG? DU ÄR EN BÖG!
Jackson Rogers
No, I have terrible stamina and my dick doesn't feel anything
Samuel Wood
Isaiah Nelson
what;s the point of gf then
Charles Nelson
You tell me
Robert Parker
He likes to see her being dominated by a BVLL
Xavier Parker
Why don't you look at the negatives aswell.
So you've managed to score a gf, fantastic! You've "made it" enjoying the honeymoon stage, fuck it feels good. She cooks healthy meals, comes training. The sex is crazy and the cuddling makes you feel big and protective.
After the honeymoon stage you don't even realise it, but small things start to chip away. She starts "not being in the mood", the rooms always messy with clothing and makeup, she wants takeaway but can't make a choice, so you suggest the healthier options and she ends up choosing McDonald's. She now expects you to entertain her and she tries getting you to not go to gym.
Next up is all the small things that you found cute, bottle of water in fridge for after work. That shit starts not happening. A fight happens and she won't say sorry. So now the grudges begin and you slowly become spiteful, using her lines when she declines you for sex.
But she's not done yet, next is party's with her friends from work, your not worried though because their all DYEL, slowly you notice she's on the phone more, Snapchat dings at 10pm from guys. Knowing what the guys trying to do, you ask her to not talk to him (you've stopped talking to girls who were interested when she asked) but she spazzes out.
Andrew Rivera
Why not just buy yourself a wife from eastern europe or asia?
Julian Gonzalez
same height, same life and I am also on a fast lane to depression.
Dylan Cruz
no girls fucking love to see a guy cry and want to be the little spoon etc
Ian Hall
Don’t forget the part where you’re called “jealous/insecure/controlling” for telling her to stop flirting with guys
Jonathan Wright
So it happens eventually, you find the evidence ect, big fight. You take her back, not because you wanna spend your life with her. It's payback time.
Enduldge her, buy her chocolates and flowers, but mostly chocolate, fast-food for dinner. Spoil the slut. Make her feel special while you plump her up, get a few hate fucks in, never skip the gym. Watch her balloon out and then fuck her bestfriend.
Yeah. Girlfriends are great.
Carter Adams
was negligent, girlfriend was sad and brought it up, continued to be negligent, she left, why didn’t I made a change, breh learn from me
Fuk
Evan Reed
>tfw no qt tomboy gf
Don’t get too down on yourselves though anons, we’re all gonna make it
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>90% of the girls at my job are taken
>Only two are single and I'm not interested in them
>Don't leave the house often, so barely see any other girls
>tfw kind of glad because I can focus on lifting, go to uni and improving my aesthetics
Chase Ward
Imagine worshipping a DYEL with a 4/10 fashion sense
Henry Long
Met a gril today who could deadlift 320lb and wasn't a horrible troll dyke
how do I even gf?
Christopher Lee
Jayden Sullivan
Just say hi and b urself
Parker Kelly
Fashion is gay
And i don't worship him, it is just a meme
Alexander Rodriguez
No, Asian women belong to Asian men
Michael Price
When I read "smelling" I immediately thought the "ass" would follow it. Brapposting has ruined me.
Luke Scott
>tfw no frens