>crack open a Bang's root bear
>take a sip of the fizz
>"ahhhhh, that's the good shit"
>wipes dribble from chin
>"hey champ, have you tried walking into the store, asking for the manager, looking him straight in the eye, and giving him a firm hand-shake?"
Crack open a Bang's root bear
Jace Davis
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Luis Gonzalez
Its barq's soda you dummy
Ian Thomas
You think you're funny don't you
Oliver Wright
it's bazg's you boomer tard
Chase Jenkins
fuck you pepsicola with your shitty viral marketing
give my fucking dick a firm handshake why don't ya
Lincoln Williams
It's barq's you absolute smooth brain
Gabriel Gonzalez
>that first sip of bazinga root beer of the day
Kayden White
Im a fucking melinial and even I know its Barqs thanks to my grandma liking them. Nice bait?
Lincoln Williams
Lmfaoo
Sheldon Coopers drink of choice.
Benjamin Kelly
Oh I see misspelling barqs boomer meme
Cameron Martinez
>melinial
what is that, a type of autism?
Tyler Martinez
Yes it orginally is, user. Im an autist. And even I knew it was Barq's.
Colton Bailey
>that first sip of bangerang root beer
Justin Thomas
Nathaniel Powell
Actually laughed. Thank you.
Ryan Reed
>champ, it's time for a talk
>you're never going to meet girls playing vidyo games and these jap cartoons
>now I went to the estate sale and picked up some weights
>your mother can park in the street
>well I've set up a gym for you
>tomorrow we'll go out to the gnc and pick out some protein powders for you
>you've got to start making an impression
Xavier Gonzalez
>30g of sugar
"Why don't you grab one son?"
>"No thanks"
"Got em in the ice cooler"
>"Why not just use the fridge?"
Luke Scott
I got into bodybuilding a few years back and my dad accused me of using steroids
Tyler Stewart
over 9000 hours in audacity
Brody Gutierrez
I honestly would take him up on it. I never had a father figure to show me how to be a proper man. Itd be good quality time and he'd motivate me to be a better version of myself in the process. Id finally be able to leave this hellhole of a board.
Jace Edwards
>vocaroo.com
>now vietnam was a war
oh fuck my sides
Isaac Sanders
time to settle this
which root beer is superior: bang or bang's?
Tyler Davis
for me, its oliet bangs
Jayden Anderson
STOP MISSPELLING MY FAVOURITE ROOT BEER BEVERAGE
IT'S BARQS, NOT BANGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE