The unholy things I do for gains

sauce me brah

Mirin those degenerate salmonella digits

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Based & Borgespilled

I learned Japanese to do this shit. There is so much variation in the Japanese hypno market it's just insane.

>Learning am entire language to listen to erotic hypnosis.
Based and Jappilled.

reddit.com/r/EroticHypnosis/comments/5m9jjq/its_time_to_begin_your_orgasmic_training/
>inb4 hur dur reddit

I might actually do that. I listened to a Spanish mix one but I felt off cause I couldn't understand shit.

Damn, same.

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If I feel full I just keep stuffing food in, I get it down with milk. It feels disgusting.

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>People have trouble eating retarded amounts of food

I feel bad for you.

hypno just reminds me of all the sissy porn i used to watch

i eat my own boogers to not miss out on bacteria and body material, same with dead skin

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>raw eggs
This is just a meme, the body can't make use of the protein as good if it isn't cooked.

Listen to this user

I would say kill yourself but it really feels like you’re trying your best

disgusting but ultimately redpilled

I read Hentai at the gym to pump myself up.

I put sugar in my milk

I drink a cup of my pee every morning
Then I eat oats boiled in water, no seasoning, tastes like wet sand
For dinner I eat 2 onions and 2 gloves of garlic, I microwave them to make the smell go away, then blend them and add some parsley for the taste. Gulp it down with some kephir

Why are there no series about greek mythology? Those stories are so much better than anything we come up with nowadays.

What the FUCK. Worst in the thread

asking for burger salad leafs

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Legend

>did not watch Xena and Hercules
let me guess, you're a zoomer

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My workplace buys retarded amounts of flavored coffee creamers. Sometimes I'll sneak one away if no one else is in the kitchen and I'll sip it at my desk throughout the day. I can kill one of those big gourd-shaped bottles by myself over the course of eight hours.

I fast one day a week and I've stopped eating sugar altogether. I can't stop eating chips and beer though

I do the same because I've read that drinking olive oil is healthy.

Confession 1:
every time I see a "shhhh..." thread, I get up and make myself a cup of coffee

I'm worried about adrenal depletion, but it's a great preworkout

Confession 2:
everytime I see a nofap thread, I read it for a bit, get horny, then fap

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This is one of the funniest posts I have ever read on Jow Forums and I’ve been here over 10 years. Thanks for that one user.

>red onions like an apple
>tried the meme but eas satisfied with results, placebo or not

Onions are great fiber and vitamins.

the cashiers at burger king already know my order when i roll into the drive through

same

300mg deca e3d
250mg test E e3d

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Thats fucking hot as shit might do that

Based

Based and Goyapilled

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20k calories per day? bullshit

kek

Based

I do the same but with bananas

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post body

I sold my soul and became a ginger for shitty gains

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>used to
kek

Drinking the last of the milk with my protein instead of leaving it for morning coffee

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M8

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>he doesn't know about prions
Ya, just keep denaturing your proteins bro

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You dumb fuck.
Where I'm from there's an actual meal that's based on raw eggs. Try it out, I think it's an acquired taste but it can get good.

So its, raw eggs, one or two, a drizzle of lemon, a sprinkle of salt, and piece of bread.
You just mix all the wet together, and add the bread in the end so it soaks up the egg. You don't need that much bread, a single loaf will be more than enough and even maybe too much.
Get creative with the shit. Go wild idk

Also another way to eat raw eggs, is to add the white stuff onto a smoothie. Try it out, it'll be airy and fluffly like you've added meringue into it. Of course it works because the white stuff is all the protein but you could add a yolk for two portions of white stuff if you'd like.

Beware of salmonella and stuff.

>finally see lucy naked in her late 40s
>worth the wait
One of the few things Ash v Evil Dead did right

story time I once accidentally chugged olive oil at a halloween party because it was dark and someone gave it to me and said it was alcohol

woah
really?
I need to see this
Xena was my prepubescent idol

I put vanilla whey and orange creatine about a small handfuls worth into her pussy lips and i hold some water in my mouth to eat it out her. Ive done this 3 times now.

>orange creatine
where the fuck you get that?

I do that with my creatine water, its so damn disgusting otherwise.

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Gotta keep the hamplanets happy. As long as they have their mouths filled with their 3000 cal lunch, they won't go around trying to #metoo random guys

Microwaving garlic takes away the smell? Will I still stink of it the day after?

Any recommendations? What should I search for in Japanese? I'm around N3 level in Japanese

orange flavored i should say

I want to laugh, but dam that's smart user.
Might try that with shakes.

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different user here but why get rid of the smeell?

I do that with fish oil

I got that.
Where the fuck do you get flavored creatine?

Eat raw egg yolks, raw meat. Would horrify vegan soifags, another reason to keep it up.

BLOOD FOR THE GAINZGODS!

I usually grab the peanut butter tub and just eat it with a spoon.

that's lewd!

why the fuck wouldn't you just have a protein shake like a normal person?

does the greek yogurt turn the peanut butter creamy and like a milk shake?

just stay where ever you are buddy

Before I converted I was fapping to Futa a lot and would do dirty Futa RP on kik during my workouts. I had tighties on but I got my squat max up by 40lbs so

I turned down sex with my gf a couple nights ago cause it was late and I needed to eat dinner

Same here. I also eat raw beef as it's more bioavailable when it's raw. No salt, no seasoning, just a fat bloody raw steak.

>Met a fit qt at uni last semester.
>She was Athlete in highschool so lot of good workouts together
>always went to eat with me, encouraged me to eat more to bulk
>Summer comes,
>lose touch,
>realize I don't really wanna date her
Might date her just for the gains

I would also like to know this. If yes, I'm gonna start doing this

It sort of turns into pockets of peanut butter. It's pretty good.

Yeah dude, totally.

I always have girls lusting for me as well outside of instant infatuation with me.

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The only reason I've started lifting is to get a better ass to attract better looking guys

If I didn't have an unholy thirst for dick I would be perfectly fine only doing cardio