Femanons, tell me about the day you fucked up

Femanons, tell me about the day you fucked up.

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>disbelief
>Then just rage

Based mama

>femanons
Seriously? Are you this retarded?

Slept with my friends bf because he told me that he just broke up with her which was a lie.

Even if they had broken up, why did you sleep with him immediately?

Girls are retarded

Originloll

I love how there's approximately 1 ms of hesitation before the shoe comes off and it's clobbering time.

Got drunk and told a dood i stalked him online. I didnt even remember i told him the next day.

Did he like it? Did he strip for you?

a girl once told me this too
it made me pretty happy t b h although I acted indifferent

>be me
>Crush on guy who's in a relationship
>Homewreck and steal her man
>Dating.jpg
>I get drunk and cheat
>Tell him
>"We can fix this, let's try harder"
>It's only me who has to try harder because I'm the slut and he refused to take any blame for issues
>Tried to repair but it all went downhill, especially after moving in together
>Break up
>I sleep with this guy who is kinda his friend
>In the same house, different bedroom
>Fall hopelessly in lust
>Ex is furious that he's cucked
>Move out, new guy keeps flaking
>Eventually decides I'm not good enough and ghosts so he can date someone else
>Okay
>Sleep with guy I've known for a while, met by chance at the bar
>Woops I like him fucking DAMMIT
>"Sex with you is great but I get really depressed after you're gone and I just can't get past it, I think we just need to stay friends" he says
>Iol ok

Normie life ain't all it's cracked up to be
It's all my fault

I was born

oregnagnj

Gosh if only i remembered his reaction. Im pretty sure he thinks im kinda weird and annoying. But we did have a sort of normal conversation, while in a group, some time after.
Also i dont really like him so its ok. (Hes just hot)

I love how she hits the second one harder for lifting up her shorts

He deserved that for dating a home wrecker lmao

>he refused to take any blame for issues
It doesn't sound like he was the cause of these issues. Did you try blaming him and he wasn't having any of your shit?

wtf are you doing on this board you dumb slut

>be me
>post myself here
>the end
pic related you give women a bad name

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It's true, I now assume you are just as bad as her.
So how about it, wanna have a short and unfulfilling sexual romp for the next few weeks before unceremoniously breaking off all contact from each other?

No thanks. Even if I didnt have a bf I have no idea why Im still here I think its because I dont have friends, sex outside of a committed relationship is wrong.

>le femanons xd

stop making these threads nigger, girls dont go on this board and the ones who claim to be are larping faggots

Wrong user - as a lass I contest. And I know I cant be the only one with the normie invasion that happened.
but op should still not make these threads

when did you come here and where did you come from
I swear this board has become 50% girls all of a sudden

>sex outside of a committed relationship is wrong
I really wish more people were like this

>~3 years ago
>chatroom discussion

what day did i not fuck up lol

Why do you think its wrong tho?

>Talking with girls on a terminally gay anonymous board. What could go wrong?

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>dating.jpg
this .jpg meme is about the cringiest shit around. Why do redditors use this shit to try and fit in.

Seriously, how do some people suspend their disbelief while talking to a "femanon" long enough to actually get pics to confirm real gender? And even then I'd be questioning the birth gender of said femanon. Don't you just feel fucking disgusting talking to supposed females on this board (let alone, website) for the fact that they're probably sporting trouser meat?

you deserve everything bad that happens to you lol

i was here while you were still wearing nappies

I'm Catholic, but there's also some science behind it: telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/8226959/Couples-who-dont-have-sex-before-marriage-are-happier-study-claims.html

>disgusting fujo shota bitch
Fuck off bitch crawl into your own maternal hole and cover yourself with your pussy flaps like a meat blanket

you always imagine weird old men here but you never imagine the weird old women

Unfortunately evading the filter is against the rules.

I could go on all day about it user.
>but were supposed to have poly relationships, look at this article by Dr. Shekelberg
We must progress as a society. We can't return to acting like hedonistic apes, we'd just be stepping backwards rather than conforming to our effective social norms. Purity should be valued. Marriages with a virgin female result in far less divorces. You have a special bond with the man you have sex with for the first time.
Not even mentioning what happens with STDs. STDs that can be PASSED DOWN TO YOUR CHILDREN in some cases. Is it so hard to contain yourself for five minutes rather than giving into your disgusting urges and respecting your own body enough to not allow every man or woman who comes along to fuck your brains out? Do you really not respect yourself at all? Just masturbate to readily-available pornography.
See above.
Thanks, user, for including a source. I could write an essay but Im not in the mood.

Correlation doesn't equal causation, numbnuts.

>Woops I like him fucking DAMMIT
>"Sex with you is great but I get really depressed after you're gone and I just can't get past it, I think we just need to stay friends" he says
Then don't leave?

or maybe some women are also miserable cunts and can relate to people on this stupid shit cunt image board

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it's physically impossible user, why did you not pay attention in your biology class?

Can't believe someone here could fall for your bait.

Fuck off, cum dumpster. We've been drowning in female input about our lives for decades. Leave us alone.

Jow Forums and Jow Forums are the most easily trolled boards on the entire site

no, you leave US alone >:(

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read this and ponder then
here you go, friend

imgur.com/a/bIGnLmY

>those walls of text
what kind of autist spends the time to write a fucking book about how "females are the gatekeepers of sex" LMAO. These people will write a fucking novel to rationalize why getting laid isn't their fault. I thought I was a loser but these guys make me feel like Chad