ATTENTION RESIDENTS

Its the second time this month here in floor 297, fuckers keep stinking up the whole floor, at least close the goddamn communal bathrom door after cutting up some asian hooker, my cat is very sensitive to strong smells.
I also heard some hallway race going on 2 nights ago, and I want in.

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Complaint filed, thank you for the feedback! We will send a security team to investigate and settle the dispute on [mm/dd/yyyy].

What's a cat?

Floor 376 here, I keep hearing whispers telling me to drop my children down the The Tower. Tell my neighbors to knock it off please.

Tell the fucker on Floor 496 to stop blasting Moonman at 3 in the fucking morning

My entire floor, as well as the 15 above and 9 below, are entirely made out of dead bodies.
Is there anything you can do about that?

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Ahh u can fuck the corpse user. Recycle their meat is good too

They're too gross to fuck. But yeah food isn't an issue around here, unlike most other places. Me and a few other have frozen a few hundred bodies in a special meat locker.

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Complaint filed, thank you for your feedback! Unfortunately, there is nothing we can currently do to aid in your situation. Further speaking of these floors is prohibited.

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Complaint filed, thank you for your feedback! Sorry for the long wait. Given your situation we recommend that you [FEED YOUR CHILDREN TO THE DEPTHS OF THE TOWER].

3AM upper level time or lower level time?

My food delivery drivers are complaining about the 734 flights of stairs they have to climb since the elevator is out
If I might make a suggestion, I think zip lines and a pulley system could be a lot of fun

Fembots do not exist, probably a tranny. Bullet dodged, user.

The united floors 0 - 20 will never bow to leader that is not one of our own!

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The room next to mine has about 78,000 snails, 250 frogs, and 14 snakes in it. It makes me uncomfortable, and I already have plenty of food from other places, so they're not even useful for that. Get rid of them please. Floor 1234.

My jacuzzi takes too long to fill. I'd like you to do something about the water pressure here.

Good for you, have fun getting eaten by mutants.

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Resistance to management policies will result in ["EVICTION"] from The Tower. Security teams have been dispatched to floors [0-20].

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Complaint filed, thank you for the feedback! Please give us a floor/room number and we will look into the issue right away!

I thought water pressure would be more of a universal issue, but ground floor room 3, if it helps.

Management can't hear us if we speak in whispers... How's everyone holding up? Floor 764 has been overrun with mutants and now strange gas flows from the vents. I have a feeling I'm the only one here and that management is looking for me.

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Security team dispatched to your location, please do not resist and comply with all orders given to you by security personnel.

I really hate to be a snitch but a bunch of people towards the east end of the southeast quadrant floor 364 have begun practicing religion. Their Sunday gatherings show uncomfortable amounts of social contact and they read prohibited literature (mainly an old holy book with a T pattern on it) in public.

Yo, i think my neighbour is a shitposter from /b/
please dispose of him before i do so

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I think a plumber would be of more use than a security team.

734 here, I haven't left my room in 6 months. The abyss of the tower looks like a better place every day. I fear for the safety and well-being of my new mice friends. They also make great stew

How are you able to tell which floor it is from 50 floors below?

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Complaint filed, thank you for the feedback! A security team has been dispatched to floor [364] to take care of the issue. Management thanks you for your courage to speak up and would like to offer you a free upper level apartment as a reward!

count nigga

The winter mutant war is long over.
The peace deal was signed a month ago.
Mutants now make up a small force of the united floors 0-20 and the minus floors receive consumer goods again
If you send any troops to floor 20 we will be forced to cut all supplylines with the upper floors.

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Lower. He keeps interrupting my attempts at lucid dreaming sex with big titted trap

Floors 585-625 have agreed to a self sufficient compound among our 40 floors. We will be canceling all of our utilities

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Homicide is strictly discouraged amongst residents.

I wish I was joking but when i grabbed my doorknob this morning, it fell off and now i'm stuck in my room (floor 16, room 415B) and i havent had any sort of response from your hotline...

Floor 477, Room 89

The bats are back

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Cancelling utilities is strictly forbidden. Management will provide all necessities to residents of The Tower. If you persist security teams will be dispatched to your location.

Some faggots in the room next to mine on floor 152 has been jumping and screaming cult gibberish. The smell coming through a crack in base of the wall is disgusting and sometimes dark brown fluid seeps through that same crack. Recently residents from the area have also been disappearing and I think it could be related to the cult. Can you please investigate the room because I am about to go insane or become sacrificed down here.

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FLOOR 21
my enormous shits have yet again backed up my toilet, shower, and both sinks
Can you please send a plumber? I've been taking shits on the carpet and off the balcony

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Complaint filed, thank you for your feedback! Unfortunately our support lines are very busy today, your complaint number is [88] out of [89] filed complaints. We at management care about our residents, and we will make sure to connect you to a support line as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience!

My door doesn't lock, and for the last week someone has been breaking into my room and raping me every night. I'd like you to arrange for my bedsheets to be changed more frequently. Room 142 floor 73.

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Complaint filed, thank you for the feedback! We regret to inform your that all of our plumbing staff are currently [DECEASED], and it will take a minimum [59 YEARS] wait for a plumber to be dispatched to your location. Management thanks you for your patience!

Floor 381

It's been 3 months and management never responded to my request form for permission to have a live-in partner in my room. Is it because I checked both boxes on the form section that said [GENDER OF PROSPECTIVE PARTNER]?

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Linen rooms are located on floors [1], [235], and [657]. We hope this is helpful!

Sorry for not including my room number, but I hoped that they would be easier to find due to their noise. My room is 608 and their is 607

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Security team dispatched to your location. Please comply and direct them to the problem. Security personnel are there to help you, not harm you.

When are we going ahead with body corporate's plan to upgrade the electrical and internet cabling?

I understand that we have problems with vermin in the lower floors, but the residents have just as much right as the higher tiers to collect good signal and power as the rest of us do. Remember, we all live here, and try as they might, those in the Ivory Tower's section living can't ignore the lower floors for ever.

Management, you have a delicate situation on your hands, as the lower floors will surge and riot towards higher ground as soon as the leaks bother enough people. That's how it works.

Remember the great storm of

[REDACTED, REDACTED].

It'd be prudent to remember, we don't want a repeat of [REDACTED] on the date of [November 5th].

Further information needn't be forthcoming, you know the score, engineering is here to lay cable and pipelines, we just do our jobs, remember?

I forgot, room 45

I thought the new equality statutes passed by the legislature last year would protect us from institutional discrimination in such matters?

My girlfriend has been complaining of residents looking at her and there was even one case where a resident dared to exchange a friendly greeting. I would like you to issue a warning that creepy behavior will not be tolerated.

On floor 681 some people have used duct tape and broken-off chair legs to hang pulleys and clotheslines off the edge of their balcony rail, they ran their lines down to the floors below and I see them attaching envelopes to the line with clothespins to pass illicit messages between floors

>Security personnel are there to help you, not harm you.
We'll see about that

>i see them attaching envelopes to the line to pass illicit messages

Engineering here, with the new body corporate plans as previously referred to, all residents of the block will be able to message each other without restriction and in ways previously unheard of.

The phenomenon you are referring to is "flying kites" in prison, and this is a social housing block, not a prison block, as some would have you believe. We are part of the governance system, in the engineering department, but we have no desire to stop you from talking between one another so please, stop being unpleasant and acting as though this were a prison.

Remember, prison is for the /b/anned and we are coexisting in a civilised society emulation.

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Thank you for the report! A security team will look into the matter. Due to your courage you have been awarded [RATIONS: 1 DAY].

Whats the policy about roommates again ?
Im in floor 355, and my neighbor on room 12B was tinkering with something loudly for days, he stopped about a week ago and I havent heard anything for a while, a glowing rat has crawled from our shared wall, he seems friendly and I have begun teaching him to read, he is very smart. I think my neighbor is dead, and since I started growing another finger, I might not have much time.

I'd like to complain that I have nothing to complain about and I find this boring. Room 12, floor 1523.

Management, my peepee is too smol, can you get the maintenance guys over here to give me a larger peepee?

That is all.

as you can see, management and engineering don't often see eye to eye. We shoot straight, they have to maintain the aura of customer service.

Bullshit, I say, but whatever.

ATTENTION HOSTILE ENTITY

YOUR HERESY WILL NO LONGER BE TOLERATED. THE [ENGINEERING] DEPARTMENT WAS "EVICTED" YEARS AGO. YOU ARE NEXT.

Hey uhm... Floor 23 here. I dropped my pillow on floor 19 and the people on floor 20 say I cant get it back

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Engineering here, we like to entertain ourselves with fictional short stories or porn, we have wireless receivers that are programmed to get signal just about anywhere.

Remember that you can check out of the Social Housing Block at any time, but you can never leave.

You have to understand that entertainment in the block is at your own expense, you have to create it, you have to maintain it. Hold on, I have a pressing message I have to attend to, watch this.

I am filing a report to the tower's internal security service. Why is it that the synagogues get entire floors for themselves?

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We on floor 20 have quarantined ourselves from the dirty floors below. If we allow you to descend to floor 19, you will not be able to return.

Floor 86 here
The rodents seem to have taken habitat inside the last of our grain. We do not know if it's safe to eat. Please send more grain.

ATTENTION ALL RESIDENTS

We ask that you report any and all individuals claiming to be from the [ENGINEERING] Department. Beings claiming to be from said department may offer pleasantries such as [REDACTED], as well as renovations to your apartments. DO NOT under any circumstances allow these creatures to enter your apartment and alert Security Teams if spotted. That is all.

engineering here, we've still been getting our credits for work, management, if you think we're unemployed, that's for you to take up with the structural integrity of the block. Until you can prove to me that my credits haven't been coming in from some false source, you can bite my welding gun. Here, have a card from my friends. They'll come knocking.

James Gunn, you're sorely missed in that universe, let me tell you, the support you received was heart warming, fuck Disney, fuck the big corporations, [social] engineering department out.

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Just so everyone knows, there's an anomaly on one of the deep negative floors. Somewhere around -700, the main elevator shafts seem to stop around floor -208, and any deeper shafts are... spotty regarding what floors they stop on and how far down they go. Some parts only have stairs, and there's an escalator around -450 for some reason.
Anyways, I only saw it briefly, igniting some rats that ran towards it in a trance. After that it started making fax machine sounds before floating away and I've been peeing blood ever since. Not sure what you can do about it, might want to post some warnings about the negative floors.

Uh ya floor 158 here and I'm not sure if I'm showing signs of schizophrenia or something but I keep seeing the words MENACING above my neighbors door....oh god what's that music.

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ATTENTION RESIDENT

DEEP NEGATIVE FLOORS ARE OFF LIMITS TO RESIDENTS. YOU WILL BE EVICTED SHORTLY.

Hello , sir
The purpose of my writing is to bought your attention about some mystery figure at 39 floor. The entity seem to make a loud woman voice and can be heard sounds like "moaning". The figure stand around 8 feet tall and always be seem to kidnap little children mostly males. I hope by writing this letter , the authority will take some action

All discussion of these socalled "Deep Levels" are to end immediately.

...

Here's something management doesn't want to know, engineering doesn't claim to know, and the ivory tower block pretends not to know.

The lower levels are storage for dead souls, husks and shells of their former selves, the dripping sound of water will be found to echo the chambers of husks but there's generally nothing in there that bites you. Generally.

Watch Westworld for a good allegory if you wanna catch the drift.

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Can you stop trolling management? This is exactly why we dont have nice things anymore like the conference room or the waifu pillow sales.
Dont forget people, there is a highly dangerous neckbeard living in the ground floor of the elevator shaft, he commands the hoard of rodents with a bass, if you ever hear the elevator ping on your floor followed by someone playing smoke on the water, dont leave your room.

I always know u guys are up to something. I will burn the tower by the tomorow morning. May your soul burn in hell

Well, if the elevator didn't break and send me to the bottom, I wouldn't have this problem. Actually, maybe that's why I'm peeing blood.
No other elevators seem to run this deep and all the stairs are closed off due to the mutant wars going on down here. I've had to go deeper because the fighting just seems to spread to the lower floors given enough time. I don't know where I am anymore, I've been stealing some mutant rat rations to survive, before I have to seek refuge lower down due to the fighting, that is.
There are no windows and the floors are crying now.

Man can you retards stop shitting in the elevator
I have to ride 4 floors down every morning and the stench stains my suit
If boss calls me over one more time im going to have to move to the crystal cafe tower...
Please keep it clean thank you

I saw a fat person waddling around floor 1072 yesterday. Please return him to the depths before he offends anyone else on the upper levels.

ATTENTION RESIDENT

Terrorist threats are not permitted, Security Agent [Bringer] has been dispatched to [EVICT] you as punishment, effective immediately.

Management, this is Agent Bringer. Target has been executed and all remaining matter will be transferred to Sublevel Chimaera as per .

I wish to leave The Tower and try my luck on the outside, but there doesn't seem to be an exit.

My map to The Tower was recently devoured by the biologically modified rodents from a resident on floor 53. Can you please supply me with another map on floor 54 room 387 and eliminate the rodents. They are currently feeding on my shit bucket and I don't want them to find my rations.

youtu.be/EqPtz5qN7HM

engineering answered this one a while ago.

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Welcome to the Tower, friends.

Hey there kid.
Rumours say the exit is in the deep levels. But that is a dangerous place full of mutants.
But I have a deal for you.
I will sell you my ak and my aryanpass so the SS down there dosent execute you. But in return I want 30 tendies and a favour. Place this medal on Anon2307's grave on floor 10

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Nice try engineering, but our esteemed management has already informed us that you are not to be trusted.

I request a security team report to floor 57 immediately. Hostile entity encountered.

Imagine if instead of living on Earth, we lived in one big tower like ops pic. That would be hell

I envision in the future that we'll be living in situations that mirror exactly like OP's pic but with waste disposal. The actual picture originates from somewhere in south africa I believe.

theverge.com/2013/11/4/5063258/ponte-tower-africas-tallest-apartment-filled-garbage-film

>more on that, here ^

anyway, back to what could allegedly happen,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale

I predict the scenario would be early in the type 1 model of society in this scale. It wouldnt take us too long to get to a point where all we can do is stack people on top of each other, as the climate continues to change, the habitable land will probably become less and less and this is a depressing yet sobering reality that may come true.

Unless we as a global society get our act together immediately, like yesterday, it is likely that we are on scale for a prolonged humanitarian catastrophe that will force us into the tower style living (see 5th element, i am a meat popsicle scene).

Eventually as humanity approaches type II civilisation, the tower will become ships, that sail around the stars, the earth won't resemble anything of the green sanctuary it does at the moment...

It's a scary thought but this is thousands upon thousands of years into the future. Remember, humans will probably survive something that happens unless it is the most critical catastrophe or a collision with a rogue spacerock.

Who knows, eh, exciting to be a primate on this spacerock right now, good times.

We would like to announce the opening of a new Dog Park in the atrium on floor 128, near the Ralph's. We would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the Dog Park. People are not allowed in the Dog Park. It is possible you will see Hooded Figures in the Dog Park. Do not approach them. Do not approach the Dog Park. The fence is electrified and highly dangerous. Try not to look at the Dog Park, and especially do not look for any period of time at the Hooded Figures. The Dog Park will not harm you.

*you hear a strange barking sound emanating from the dog park*.

*the sound permeates to any level that you are currently residing on*

Sometimes my internet gets really slow which drops me out of my match.
My internet friends are the only friends I have so please do something about that.

You are nothing but a mindless insect, floors 34-45 are now preparing to reclaim our freedom

I'll have to pass the 2500th floor on my way to the females on floor number 3234.
any tips to survive spaghetti hell?

yoga and meditation is the best kind of tip for surviving a trip through oblivion. The kind of self care for your vessel that you won't need to pay for, you don't need an app, a crossfit gym, a friend for. Just you and yourself, and your connection with yourself.

That's what so many in the towers lack. They hide behind masks of cynicism and hatred, instead, they need to look within and remove the masks and find themselves staring back.