>wake up one morning
>bed is empty, gf is missing
>Walk over to the bathroom
>gf is there, standing on a scale
"H... hey user. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit... do you think you can help me lose some weight? Please...? Oh fuck..."
What do?
Go back to Jow Forums you fucking faggot
>What do?
Don't call her fat.
That's what I did and it made her cry
lmao do tell
>Not jokingly calling your gf fat all the time
What a cuck
I would to whats right, surgery, remove fat, eat it myself to share her pain. I love you chubby chum chub.
As long as her fat distribution stays like that its okay. i like big girls thought, big fat tits and ass are hot and i like the resistance that their increased weight provides.
shapeless fatties get no love tho
This. Me and my ex both agreed that we would leave the other if they ever got fat. Literally just be honest, instead of fucking forcing yourself to stay with a ballooning pig.
"Surgery?!? You think i need surgery? It isnt that bad!!!"
If you don't want her anymore I'll take her
This is how my GF looks.
Lucky
If your relationship is somewhat healthy and honest, you tell her the truth and help her whenever you can. If that's not the case, just do whatever meme method people would suggest in here (i.e. soft manipulation, fat shaming, saying she's fine when she really isn't)
>jokingly
Cuck. I do it for real and got her to go to the gym
pics?
>soft manipulation
Fucking kek
Is this why she dumped you, fatty?
Just accept that she’ll be a woman and behave as women do. She’ll ask for your help, you will. The. She’ll either tell you to fuck off, ignore your advice, or make an excuse as to why “just this one time” is fine. Cause she’s been “really good this week” or “she could eat even more, and you should just be glad she’s only having something small”. Inevitably she’ll lose 5-10 pounds and then go back to old habits and regain it and probably more. Then you’ll be doing this cycle for the rest of your relationship. Every few cycles she’ll get a new app or start some fad diet/fitness program to keep things fresh. Enjoy user.
No pics, but I forced her to count calories everyday. I'll be fine if she looses 10-15 kg and she got around 5 kg lighter since we started dating 6 months ago.
She asked if gaining 20 lbs made her ugly
I said she was still a 7.5/10 like always
She got mad because I didn't say she was a 10/10, so I replied with well actually you are like a 15/10 cause you are like two 7.5s put together.
She cried for two days, no joke.
Sadly this, been married for 7 years and it is the same cycle of shit always
I want to believe
hot damn
>wake up
>she isnt there
>feel sad
>remember you are hot af
>that wont change anything tho
>cry
Definitely don't mock her for acknowledging her weight problem on her own and seeking help.
A man can only hope to be so lucky.
just by the way you write I can tell you have zero contact with women outside of the internet
"Stoooooop! Haha that tickles!!!"
>those tiny claws on those fat as fatass dog paws
pig disgusting americans, you son of bich basterds
No shit, where the fuck do you think you are?
Oh it happened my friend
>Your supposed to build me up
Isn't she built up enough already?
Tell her you will build her up when she stops building herself out.
What do you mean? You look gorgeous! How about we have some fun and eat dessert for breakfast?
>keep getting her fatter
>slim myself down
>learn the art of drag
>eventually get skilled enough to pass as her when she was human sized
>drug her so she sleeps long enough for phase 2
>change her passwords on everything and her pin code
>make sure her family, friends, and coworkers all think i'm her
>fake my death
>live as her
>announce on facebook i'm starting a program that helps obese homeless women get in shape
>wake her up
>tell her what's going on and that i'm going to get her fit
>all i do is hog tie her and get fucked by guys who look as close to her dad as possible until she loses her apatite
WEW I will next time
Are you ok user?
Yeah, I'm not the pig who's not getting any action
I had the same thing. Gf in front of mirror asked me if she looked fat. I replied with "Do i look like Captain Ahab from Moby dick?" Yeah, she went hysterical; not in a good way.
Pull your hand back then fucking wind up and hit her. Fat bitch needs to be put in her place. Disgusting.
alpha
These are the kind of girls that will throw these fits but still fuck you cause they need your cock even if they are mad at you.
I know because that's who I'm dating.
>Prove you still find me attractive by fucking me
Lol women
Put her on ECA, intermittent fasting every saturday. 3 days of lifting, 4 days - cardio, then HIIT.
that much for honesty
all women are attention whores and if it does not go their way they will always take the old sentimental path, emotional outburst is their only way to enforce their dominance, that and denying sex (since rape is banned for some reason)
I think you'd be better off without fatty, let her know her place, if she gets it she will come back begging on her knees for that dick anyway
help her lose weight what the fuck else. I wouldn't let get to that point in the first place though
B&RP
>All of these low test chubby chasers
The sky’s the limit baby
Like your little edgy emotional outburst here?
That's a yikes from me chief
not an argument fuccboi
have sex
Hug her from behind, grab her belly, kiss her neck, and fuck her right there.
My ex was fucking awful in this regard, no matter what you said it still ended up in her crying because she got fat.
All she had to do was not stuff her fucking mouth.I wish I was in the paleolithic so I could just club her head in and tell her to shut up, make mammoth roast and to feed the damn kids with her titty.
Lel
>wake up one morning
>bed is empty, gf is missing
>tfw no gf
>tfw chubby chaser
>whenever I mention I like bigger girls people try to set me up with huge hambeasts
How can I explain to people that I like girls that are only slightly obese, not future cases of my 600lbs life?
Ok, now this is epic
based and paleopilled
Tell them you like normal girls, and aren't in to stick thin.
Fat is normal these days
I already live this except my gf become borderline fucking anorexic. I literally get into fights with her trying to convince her she isn't fat.
Based.
I am deeply envious of you despite not being attracted to fatties.
Fpbp
I got kinda grossed out by those comics after I found out a dude made them.
holy fucking kek
>half of the thread is chubby hentai
(You)
(You)
(You)
I’m choosing to believe this happened. Hahahahahhahahahahaa
Absolute madlad
Don't listen to this fag . Call her fat and then help her lose it.
WHY TF MY PP HARD DELETE GODDAMIT WHAT IS THIS CURSE FUCK YOU FAT BITCHES
(((You)))
tell her she's fat, then tell her to eat meat, salad, and rice for her meals and work out more.
dont bother trying to create a program for her. she won't do it. source: me.
sauce
>I now have a gf
As long as she sticks with it I am happy
that doesn't make sense
>As long as she sticks it in her butt I am happy
keep letting her get fatter
Say "Sure".
>unzips dick
Let's start now.
Which one of you became the fatass?