The 30 year old boomer fears the zoomber

FUCK I HAD THAT HAIR CUT AND FACIAL HAIR AT A POINT
>tfw literal 1998 zoomber

97 masterrace reporting in

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1996 YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

It just dawned on me that my 1990 ass made out with a girl who was born in 2000 the other day, holy shit.

this lol

based 1997 fella, we are joining the prime years

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Kill yourself zoomer filth

wait im 96 and 22 how does this work

In a rock paper scissors betwen zoomers, boomers, and doomers, the bloomer reigns supreme and lifts them all up to previously unknown heights, curing them of their worst traits and accentuating their best.

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Different months, he said he's "almost 22"

1998 boiz are 20 turning 21 this year
take it from a 98 boi

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prime years are unironically your 30's

8 more years breh

Can confirm at 28, at least in my case.
>have money to do whatever I want
>live alone
>best looks of my life
>can date women of all ages

>youngest out of the group of 21, 24, 27, and 30 years old dudes
>based aniki tier bros who lift and are either in uni studying the same course as me or working in the real world in the same profession.
>all athletically and academically successful since high school
feels fucking good bros

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>30 year old dudes hanging out with 21 year old kids

sound like losers to me famalama

ONE NINE NINE THREE REPRESENT

And that's absolutely nothing to be proud of.

Reminder i was born in 2001 and your opinion means jack shit to me gramps. 2000+ gang is taking over, go take your diabetes medicine and drink your shitty fucking energy drinks you fucking piece of shit. We're gonna unfuck the mess your "generation" left behind and we'll look damn good while doing it. Sip your monster, mow your lawn and keep your mouth shut you worthless retard.

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Eat shit zoomer filth

Man sargon let himself go

lmao watch out for this guy

You will be groomed and dilated until you can accept the oldest member's seed, then you may begin the cycle anew by choosing the next youngling.

>implying that was the only social circle they’re in
also most people with their shit together understand the value of talking to others of different ages

Born in 95... youngest of the millennials.

Well said based zoomer

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yeah, i can really immagine the value in talking to kids 10 years younger than you

totally normal bruh haha

>he's never had a mentor/been a mentor
embarrassing t b h

Sounds pretty gay. Do they make you wear a dress then suck them all off?

Kek, I have a friend that says that "the 90s were lit" but he was born in 1994 like me and we only vaguely remember the 90s.

The only things I remember
>Dial up internet
>Cereal box floppy/CD games
>Going to a physical book store
>Actually reading books
>Everyone is white except for a token Japanese or Brahmin kid
>Red Green Show
>80s sitcom reruns
>Everyone watched a couple of hours of TV daily

>says the guy doing that with thousands of other people at this moment
what the fuck are you doing on this website if you think thats weird
this isnt me

In the real world people don't only associate with each other by age group. Know plenty of boomers I talk to regularly at the gym.

In uni, and I would guess work too, age doesn't matter that much, user.

Also, this generation shit works only for Americans.
Its always hilarious when some retarded journalist directly translates some article about millenials and zoomers into my language as if it is a real thing around here.

Anyone born after 95 is a zoomer. Even 93-95 people tend to be zoom zooms.

Lol, don't worry bud, the hormones calm down after you grow up.

The generational waters are really muddy because European zoomers = American millenials due to how backwards a lot of European countries were.

Generational theory is designed specifically for Anglos and goes back all the way to the late midevil period
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strauss–Howe_generational_theory

This, I am kind of a zoomoid even though I remember 9/11

if your version of making it is just talking to and impressing people your own age you’re pretty far from it bro

90-95-boomer
96-99 zoomber abomination
2000+ zoomer

how did you achieve this user

There are people born in like 97 and 98 who lean towards "boomer" aka millennial culture, because they had older siblings and poor parents who couldn't afford the latest tech & games. Everyone born in a year starting with 2 is definitely a zoomer though, regardless of upbringing

That is deceased big boss mafia man Tony Soprano

It's as simple as this. If you don't have fond memories of going to Blockbuster to rent SNES games, you're zoomer filth

Does N64 count?

Is that a fucking SNES? Did I say N64?

Not everyone was a poorfag that used old consoles into the 90s

Hello fellow 97'ers. How has life been treating you so far?Ever think about your future?

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I remember going to Blockbuster to rent Odyssey games

Are you retarded? Blockbuster didn't have N64 games until 1996

This is the best one.

>all those triggered boomer replies
Doing God's work my '01 zoomer brother

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I’m from 99 and am 18

damn now i miss black ops 2, although bo1 was better

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My lawn. Get off it.

>tfw 20 year HS reunion coming up

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'97-er here with the truth:

Black Ops 2 was in fact the last good COD.

good luck 'unfucking' the loss of 99% of biodiversity on earth lmao

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does the zoomber do zumba and wii fit?

hah

Hmm...interesting. Can you explain why it does not translate well for non-Americans,or atleast in your case?

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Prospects that celebrate beating up journeymen are usually turn out to be shit

>putting me, a 1994 fag, in the same bag as boomers
Watch your mouth, kid.