Whats considered a small penis by r9k?

whats considered a small penis by r9k?

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yours faggot

8 inches is the cutoff

There's over a hundred thousand people out there with legit micro dicks man

5 inches and below just isn't gonna cut it in today's promiscuous society. It depresses me, but it's really true. Even if you managed to get a virgin gf, she is just a few clicks away from seeing porn where the dick is much larger than that. Being a dicklet is the worst possible fate.

>tfw 8 inches but got the cutoff

May as well have a fucking micropenis if you're circumcised

>tfw 4.9" and pencil dick on top of that

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Bahahahah oh no no

1 inch - micropenis
2 inch - micropenis
3 inch - Very Small
4 inch - Small but you could still get a woman
5 inch - Average/low
6 inch - Average/high
7+ inch - Chad

I'm right there with you, man. I want to kill myself almost every day.

>tfw 7.5"
>6'3

I purposefully remain a virgin just to stick it to all you small dick losers lmfao

I got a giant dick if you were me you would be deep dicking some fine pussy right now and I just play vidya all day instead

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm 6'3 also, so it's not like I wouldn't be able to get a gf by your logic, but I do have crippling anxiety, so it's pretty likely I will never have one.

Well if it isnt your height or dick size, what exactly is it that makes tou a loser?

Getting a gf and keeping one with that tiny penis are another thing.

Your tiny penis gives you anxiety, I literally brag about my big dick to all my colleagues. Don't even care if they believe me or not cause I know it's true.

Big pp master race.

I want to feel bad for laughing

Damn bros. How do I cope with having a 2 inch erect micro penis

This is correct. but what if you are 5.5 bone pressed but 4.75 not bone pressed?

would someone who theoretically had a penis very similar to this one be considered micro? supposing it only got like 2 inches longer hard?

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a tiny penis. Your dick is the size of mine when erect
how does it make you feel?

you don't cope, not ever
t. have one

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Stop being fat

Fatty fat fat fat

size of mine when Im not erect*

My tiny dick doesn't give me anxiety, it fuels it. I can hardly leave the house as is, and nobody knows my dick is small. It's irrational, I don't know why I feel like this.

Just be thankful your condition removes you from the gene pool so there are less losers in the future

Allow your pp to live vicariously through the large pp's of others

>Tfw 7,4' but having erectile dysfunction because of depression

this have been discussed a miIIion times aIready

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you become my cute masculine bottom

>Chronic: can last for years or be lifelong

Kek also

>Usually self diagnosable

A soft one. Size matters not if you can use it

>there are dicklets with ED in this board
damn

>tfw very satisfying
>but not ideal
all around me are familiar faces

I just want to throw this out there. I have had sex with 4 guys, all different sizes.

I was in a relationship with a Jow Forums NEET for 2 years and never orgasmed (he was well endowed and therefore it was pretty uncomfortable to have sex with him.) FFW after we break up and I have sex with a doctor with what could possibly be the smallest dick in the world. I was amazed, but I orgasmed within like 30 seconds. Say what you want about small dicks, but I have never looked back...

well you're big so your dick is proportional to your body

>i have the same sized dick but 5'8 manlet

2 inches flaccid is still really small

I feel like I have a giga-chode. The length is about 7", which is nice, but with the 6" girth it looks ridiculously short.

Women find money to be very sexually arousing, whore.

Kek incels, you guys are so stupid

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7 inch - Chad
8+ inch - too big

>Girlfriend brings up the fact her ex has a massive penis after we have sex
>Never even asked her this question, she just said it
Why are women so cruel

right after you banged, or days after?
bad news if it was right after...

Right after. Literally during pillow talk.

shit dude. how big is your donger?

About 6.5". She claimed that his was huge and she could never enjoy it and it hurt and she never orgasmed. Then I asked if she had ever refused sex due to that reason and she said no.

She was probably trying to give you a compliment but was just too retarded to see how it wouldn't be interpreted as one. Or she might have been deliberately trying to make you angry so you would be meaner/rougher when fucking her, though it doesn't really make sense to wait until after you're done fugging.

yeah damn dude, 6.5" is a good length for sure maybe she's just a cruel bitch or something.

Go on tinder, fuck a slut at 2 am with a rubber then tally ho your ready for a realtionship.

why the fuck do they use circumference, why not diameter

Me too chad me too

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Easier to measure.

and its more reflective of actual size
some niggas got tape worm dicks

Tfw chad. Move over dudes

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Well she is very blunt when she says things. What got me is that she said she never refused to have sex due to the size which sounds weird if it is so uncomfortable.

I mean, if you're 4 inches and below, circumference isn't going to matter that much.

tfw 6'3" also. not a loser by any means, just can't get past "hey, hows it goin?" mind goes utterly blank.

been that way for 10+ years

It does go away, one day you'll wake up and say fuck it why do I even care about what some bitch thinks about me, if she likes me fine, if she doesn't fuck her, it won't change my life either way.

I appreciate what you're saying but surely there's a minimal amount of communication skill required on the guy's part. I'm mid twenties now and I'd rather not wait until I'm in my fifties for this 'fuck it' attitude to take effect.

Actually there's nothing needed, just speak your mind, the more you socialize the more you'll think like a normie and the less you'll be afraid to speak your mind

t. 33 year old forever alone that just underwent this transformation, I've hooked up with like 10 girls in the last couple months, that would've been impossible for me just 1 year ago

You give me hope mate, thanks

dont you mean because of SSRIs?

what if my dick is usuallly smaller than 3 inches and i have erectile dysfunction

Damn it, now I laughed as well.

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Every penis is a micropenis here. My penis is small, your penis is small, their dongs are small too. Whatever. In the end, it's not like you can do anything to your joshenson. Unlike women.

To answer the nigglers question: is it black population and incarceration?

>can last for years
>OR
>be lifelong
What did they mean by this? Is there still hope? Do they use the inclusive OR?

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