Ask me to do something risky with my snakes

I will do more than you think.
name a snake and I'll do my best

i know its b

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Let a snake bite your dick

the bruise is from a bush viper

Kill it, they all deserve death

let me complete my transition first

or you can milk them and sell venom

Swallow any snake live and film it.

I want to say snake in pooper but I'm worried you might actually do it and I don't want the snakies to get hurt.

Your tits then or whatever

i would do this one if fangs were occupied but i might rip its head off

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SNAKE IN POOPER SNAKE IN POOPER. SNEK IN BOOTYHOLE

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snake porn is off the table

ask me about my mamba

Is that snake venomous? How many snakes do you have and how many times have you been bitten by the venomous ones? Has cotton mouth bit you before?

I can tell from the photos you are a cunt of a human being. Let them all go, NOW!

I got bit by last pic (west african bush viper) wednesday night
other than that no

Put the snake on the titties

Take two snakes and have them bite and hang from your earlobes so that it looks as though you're wearing them like earrings. Then post pictures.

Can you put the snake in its own pooper then?

best i can take with snakebite hand

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its this old boy

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here is my cat in front of spitting cobras
ps his name is albert

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all the snakes will fuck you up if they get you once

Please don't mistreat your snakes.

besides my bush vipers

whats the name of the cat?

ive got horrific shit someone has to have something

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Pet cat and scratch it's head.

better than zoloft

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I dunno, what can you really do with a snake that's safe and also provides lulz?

Dick pics with snake

western green mamba

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Snake in microwave for 5 seconds

On second thought, don't. I couldn't live with myself if I killed a snake for a laugh.

not OP
but based

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