Fembot Feels Thread

Misogyny-free safe space to discuss our feels

>tfw no qt bf to make delicious club sandwiches and steak for

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>one shot at life
>named karen

since you're gonna pathetically larp as a female, here is a (you)

what's wrong with the name karen

I'm vegan

Gggh

Be my gf and make me a steak sandwich. All your dreams will come true!

laying in bed, cold and shitposting. all I can think about is playing my mmo tomorrow all day, god how sad

I could make you a vegan club sandwich

any fembot looking for an emotional tampon? you dont need to send pic or anything, i just want to feel an emotional connection

I keep thinking about Chad, and how some women have the guy who's hot, rich, sweet and treats her like a princess. I'll be lucky if I can get a bf who is any of those things. It's so unfair. I fucking hate the hot Asian Staceys of this world.

If I was prettier I would have the guy I want.

I don't want a Chad. I just want any boy. But none of them want me.

I genuinely dont. I'd rather have a neet loser who likes to play MMOs as much as me and waste on their time on it with me while we grind for gear. but as much as I want this I know that I'll most likely end up not connecting with anyone here because people like us are usually reclusive and like to be alone despite being lonely.

I masturbated about being raped again

Not good enough. YOU have to be vegan as well.

>I ain't gonna kiss the lips of a meat eater

The thing is I'm a slightly below average looking NEET who doesn't really bring much to the table apart from my dick sucking skills and cooking ability, but I'm not prepared to settle for less than Chad, so I'm alone. I've already accepted I'll probably never experience irl romantic love, and if I do end up in a relationship it would be with some betabux who I probably won't even feel attracted to. I don't see the joy in that. I'm probably just gonna adopt a couple orphans or become a cat lady.

>none of them want me.
>none
Lies and you know it.

Probably Brooke

Hsnsbb

How do you do your steak?

>develop crushes on all of the sadistic psychopath movie/tv characters
I hate myself

My mom's name is Karen!

It's a bit old-school, most people would think a Karen was middle-aged.

So is crystal cafe a good place for fembots to convene?

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it's true. I'm fat and ugly and have a bad personality

It's extremely slow.

no it's dead. we can just post here

Are you willing to take a practice boyfriend?

Forget I'll be your real bf

Stop competing, guys. You're part of the problem.

>chatting with fembot on omegle
>really nice and easy to talk to
>we talk for hours so eventually ask for her contact
>gives me her discord
>add her and greet her to continue the conversation there
>says "Why do I even bother"
>blocks me
W-what did she mean by this? I need fembots to explain what did I do wrong

>grinding for gear
>not contributing to economic inflation by grinding for currency which can be spent on a multitude of things to increase DPS
You are never going to get an MMO bf with plans like that.

which mmo do you want to play? I can do Wow

What is your display name and profile picture?

I don't remember what it was at the time, but the picture was probably a dog

How exactly did you greet her?

Idk something mundane like "hey"

If you are trying to figure if I offended her in any way that's not the case.

Ugh grind. Thank you for reminding me why I dropped MMOs.
But fuck me I do want to do some raiding.
WoW/ToR I can do both.

Obviously something happened that caused her to react like that, whether you're aware of what it was or not. Maybe you had already talked to her previously and she remembered you, but you didn't remember her.

I hate you. I had a friend who did that motherfucker would grind mats all night (while watching a movie simultaneously) and then dump the market.

No we exchanged a couple words and I said something like "so what are you up to" and blocked me.
But knowing fembots she was most likely mentally ill.

>tfw no WoW gf
I'll be grinding classic release ALONE

a qt at my uni is named Karen if thats any consolation

not her, but I once got ghosted by a fembot who was complimenting my appearance and saying how she'd date me. they'll leave at the drop of a hat irregardless of how well things seem

Why are they like this, I don't want romance or sext, just a friend to talk to.

Who the fuck is Brooke?
And why isn't that original?

they're just fucked in the head man and hard as we try we can't fix it. even when we do all the right things

What are your thoughts on black men?
Honestly BBC porn has been my guilty pleasure recently, and I think I want a black bf.

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>no pads in the house
>had to wait six hours bleeding until i could get some

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I wanna get railed by a qt black men but they just want staceys

do any fembots here want to make friends with a fellow fembot

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>so what are you up to
Ah. You bored her. You'd just been talking for a few hours and you asked what she was up to.

I got ghosted by a malebot for no reason once too. I think I was asleep and I woke up to 10 messages saying "hey" and then he said "guess you don't wanna talk to me" and when I went to respond I was blocked.

>chat with a robot who seems pretty nice to me
>he thinks I've warmed up to him
>starts preaching the incel worldview to me
They think that just because I'm a schizo and admitted to being pretty vulnerable that I'd just instantly agree with all of their mysoginistic beliefs. He literally said how he loves me and said that all women are like children in the same sentence. The best part is that I'm so easy to manipulate that I would have probably agreed to it eventually, but he was just too impatient hehe.

That's not no reason, just a retarded reason

This is why you log out when you're not online.

Google "Brooke r9k"

what I don't get is if they hate women so much, why do they want a girlfriend?
I wouldn't want to date someone who I thought was mentally a child

Nobody else has ever had this problem with me.
another thing I have seen is that people stop talking to me for one reason or another, and then later on accuse me of ghosting them when they could have messaged me and I would have spoken to them.

Blackbot here. Want to talk on my throwaway account?
given#5696

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>You bored her
She was being distant despite being really eager and friendly on omegle. You are all awkward as fuck as soon as your dickless status is exposed.

>they could have messaged me
Why don't you message them then idiot, get off your high horse bitch

I think he just idealizes the sort of person I'd be with him. Arguably I've played into his beliefs a bit because I said that I don't really have aspirations in life and would be fine with just having someone take care of me, but that's not because I hate feminism or some bullshit like that, it's just my personal issues. I think it's the idea of "saving" me that gets them hard. That's fine and all, but it doesn't mean I want to be disrespected like that.

Because I sometimes don't feel like talking. I initiate 99.999% of conversations online and when I don't, guys think I deliberately "ghosted" them. I never blocked them or deleted them from any platform, I just sometimes don't feel like messaging people but would still be polite and speak to them if they initiated.

I'm sad to see so many of you lonely and sad. I hope to organize a meetup one day. I love you all and I wish you the best. -Mateo

Creepy and rapepilled

>fembot
>our feels
>"misogyny-free"
That's what trufemcels on r*ddit is for, you larping neckbeard incel.

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tfw this is what i want in a gf

L O N D O N
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Excuse me? Is this you?

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I don't see what the big deal is tbqh.

Go by "Kara".

>tfw no bf to hug like a stuffed animal whenever i want

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Why are females cold at all times?

Hello, sorry if I insert myself (since I'm a boy)
I just wanted to ask you to help me regain trust in women.
She took my heart and shattered it for teh fun of seeing me hurt and I can't see any woman in a good light since.

>want a qt bf
>don't want to date until after I move because no point
feels bad man, can't we just fast forward time already? i want to collect my qt asian bf and milk his little asian ponos of all its cummies

I'm not Chad, but I'll pull your hair while I fuck you in the ass and tell you what a nasty little slut you are.

it's not all bad. get yourself a beta guy who hates making customer complaints, you can be his "speak to the manager" waifu for life

deviant-ass muhfugga 0w0

>I'll pull your hair while I fuck you in the ass and tell you what a nasty little slut you are.
Seriously, what kind of person just types that out and thinks "Yeah, that's sexy, I should post this."?

t. wet

>tfw no gf that wants to hug me

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>implying I, or anyone else in this thread, have a vagina.

what guy fembots masturbate to? tell me so i can strive to look like him

Fuck off incel retard we don't want any dicks in this safe space thread!!!!!
And its her right to dump you!!!!!

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Fembots exclusively masturbate to anime, just like robots.

Kpop idols.

>tfw just found out that schizos tend to have bellow average intelligence

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noice.
I hope you were sitting on the toilet instead of being somewhere rotting the house with that rotten blood dripping everywhere.

sounds like you're already pestering other girls with dick pics

fembot(male) detected

I dated a schizo she was pretty sharp. Probably one of the smartest women I've ever known desu

Nah I've never met a woman who can cook as well as I can. I love to cook so I can't really imagine others doing it for me. But hey relationships are cool but have you ever gotten in the pool with a nice cold beer after mowing the lawn on a hot day? Better than anything I can get out of a relationship.

pathetic, weak and inefficient little bodies

Based Boomer post

I would love to have a sip with you lad

Would fembots e-date a modeately chad looking dude who is just too socially retarded to normally date irl?

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Thanks, appreciate the positive comment my dude.
I usually take a nice /sip/ after a nice hardy breakfast of oats, eggs and bacon. The I start my yard work. I don't get boomers who /sip/ during yard work since it's not good for hydration and you should be drinking 8-12oz of water per hour doing outside work.

I'm dating a super amazing chick who's a 7/10 at least, has a very promising career, and loves to fuck all the time but won't suck dick. Sad thing is that I'm not even a huge fan of bj's but it really makes me really want somebody who will suck my dick. I'm such a fucking scumbag.

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nigga u think that aint a larp lmfao

Im black and desu it kinda makes me sad knowing that some people like me just for their kinky desires, political agenda, or to get through a "phase". I just want to find someone i can sitdown with and say i love you too.

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>implying this place didn't boost brooke's self-esteem through the roof and she's ever coming back
She was an anxious self-hating mess when she first came here,you cucks kept praising her like some kind of goddess and now she actually believes she only deserves chads.

you guys forget that fem """"bots""""" at the end of the day are still women. They WILL leave you for something better as soon as it comes along. These girls claim to be lonely yet can literally just EXIST and have tonnes of betas lined up at her feet (see )

Are there any real fembots here? Sounds like anons caricaturing fembots. LMAO

same, actually. And I'm the autist that dropped his discord. On the surface, the idea of possibly getting laid is kind of hot to me, but when your dick goes soft, those same girls will probably never actually love me

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I don't want to shit on you but you realize 90% of the posts on hear claiming to like black guys are just bait to piss off white incels, right? I guarantee that if you get a gf, it won't be because she has a fetish for black guys unless you intentionally market yourself for that.