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>your shy qt oneitis gets swole and confident
wat do?

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Why would any woman do this? To attract closeted gays who will marry her then leave her for a man?

Wouldn't the obvious answer be because she's a lesbian? I bet some do it because of some trauma they've experienced, because it makes them feel safer. Some obese girls eat for the same reason: the fat actually makes them feel more secure, as irrational as that is.

>he doesn't like fit girls
I can maybe understand not liking massive muscle monsters (girl in OP pic is nowhere near that but on her way) but I don't get how there are people that don't like a fit girl with great muscle definition and nice shaped abs. It's literally how humans are meant to be, a girl in really good shape is more fertile than a small, sedentary girl so therefore naturally more attractive.

women lift for the same reason men do
they want to get bigger and stronger

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sniff her pits after gym

>wat do?
Get hard

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I love all the varbie threads here, any porn tho?

the cute ones don't do porn but they camwhore

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girl in OP pic is a muscle monster you faggot. women with under 10% body fat and very large muscles only attainable through the use of steroids (girl in OP pic was obviously pinning) are all linked to infertility in women. My pic is a much better example of a woman who is fit, fertile, and has a healthy amount of muscle

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>body looks like a man with pointy nipples
why do they do this

i would love to fuck her dry.

>Alice Matos
>he thinks she's natty
she takes var
pic related

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Sad. It's a topless woman and those are tits but I feel nothing. Well, I mean I do feel a bit of envy. I wish I were that ripped.

wtf , that looks fucking weird , i got no boner at all . so it seems am safe and on the right side.

>swn bully your penis

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Yeah my point was that the girl in the OP pic is a muscle monster but nowhere near the gross size some get to. For roids it seems the ones that just stick to anavar and never graduate to stronger stuff look the best

How do they get like that? Can I do it as a 5'11 skinnyfat lanklet?

Date her and help her bring up those twig legs.

Eat her pussy and worship her body as my goddess.

only if you a woman

anavar
synthetic hormone that mimics testosterone
it only works on girls

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Your penis must be really small if it can be bullied, user.

Dick, is dead :(

If it only works on girls and a degenerate tranny took it and it didn't work, would that confirm that they're just mentally ill?

>How do they get like that?
steroids

>Can I do it as a 5'11 skinnyfat lanklet?
since you are a man, you can do it without steroids but it will take a couple of years

I'm too skinny to resist desu. If a varbie wanted to bully me I wouldn't be able to stop her.

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It works on men too but not to the extent as it does on women. Men use it to cut down, not gain mass.
t. fake natty

>8 weeks

This isn't fair

>since you are a man, you can do it without steroids but it will take a couple of years
im too fucking lazy

going for a run and a couple of pullups a few times a week is all i can keep doing

Then no. Even if you used steroids you would still have to do all the weight lifting.

it's scary how hard it hits girls tho
pic related said on Jow Forums she did 8 weeks on 10mg and didn't even train upper body but she still made gains

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>it only works on girls
Literally false, the reason it's mostly used by women is because anavar messes with their natural hormones way less than most hormones so they can retain most of their femininity. Meanwhile most guys who want to get big don't have femininity to preserve so they can take stronger stuff. It still has value for men though since it is an oral steroid meaning extremely easy to use yourself but unlike every other oral steroid out there it doesn't destroy your liver.

men use it to cut but it only makes girls blow up like crazy

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Women have it on such fucking easy mode, it's not even funny any more.

I know, it's not fair at all. Muscle mass was supposed to be the one thing men can do better no matter what, but then women swooped in with their magic pills that, of course, only work on them.

Gross ew wtf women are retarded

>Wahmen taking 100000x times the test they normally have
>it hits
No shit nieggah

that's what makes varbies so hot tho
if your gf decided to take var she would get bigger than you in 8-12 weeks and you wouldn't be able to do anything about it

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She was really nice.

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God I want a varbie gf so bad. I'm not at my max size right now so I could either bulk way up or cut back and become really skinny depending on what they like. Too bad I'm autistic though

I want to kiss her pumpkin delts.

Any more of this girl?
originalvar

I couldn't find any more nudes

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Cute titties

You lost your chance, now she'll never consider you good enough.

why is anavar girls' only? what happens if guys take it?

It's still a steroid so you'll still see gains, anavar is a good choice if you don't have a crooked doctor that will administer injections for you and you don't want to kill your liver
You might not see growth quite as drastic as some of these women though

i just don't understand why it's the "female steroid" or whatever. why is it associated with girls?

is it the only one that doesn't make hteir clit grow or someting

right now only a few girls have really reached "male-tier" strength
but I'd say the gap is definitely closing

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Yes, it has a low androgenic rating and isn't very aromatizing (when androgens are converted into estrogens and vice versa) so women can take it without much risk of getting big clit, deep voice, etc. That's why a lot of these anavar girls are being mistaken for being natty since usually when people try to identify female steroid users they look for manly she-beasts.

Your penis falls off.

it's not fucking estrogen man, in fact anavar is 3-4 times more powerful than testosterone

I didn't say it will shrink your dick, like estrogen.

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