Wake up

>wake up
>see this on your bed

what do you do?

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Kick the monkey out of my house

stop posting black women fuckhead

I would take it as a wake up call to stop doing PCP

Feel bad because I will never wake up with anyone
This is just a dream

Engage continuous sperm pumping inside of her fertile womb

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Call the copppppssssss.originally

There's really only one thing to do, my dude.

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call animal control and wash my hands

>see webm of a girl with a nice ass
>no visual confirmation that she has tits or a vagina
>90% it's a trap

fuck the monkey so had that hse knows her place in this world

>blackgril22.webm
>22
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You know I've fapped to a trap with a fat ass once in a blue moon but the minute I see a dick I get limp. I just love fat asses man

Pump my seed in the niggress and create caramel babies

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what if they still have d cup tits do you still go limp

Get ready for work same as any other day. Would probably assume she's one of my wife's friends.

you are a waste of cells if you would not fuck the monkey or smack it's ass

this
post the rest OP

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Honestly at this point I'm just very happy with my life and my wife I don't have any drive to cheat on her at all. That is a nice ass though and I'd definitely take a peek at it and close my eyes thinking about it later that night while making love to my fat wife.

>Huge, hairy Chad wrists

Every fucking time

If those wrists look huge to you I'm sorry about your physical weakness user. Don't fall for Jow Forums memes but honestly women want someone who is physically capable at the very least.

I usually don't like black women but my morning wood is so bad that I wake up wanting to fuck the walls. I'd destroy her ass then kick her out of my house.

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origano and shiet

damn i didn't realize this board had so much jungle fever

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>didn't realise Jow Forums had jungle fever
First day?

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where is the bitches voice

She's miming.

My gf is already half black so I guess have a normal day being miserable.

hug her from behind

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Do my duty as a white man and COLONIZE her

>Implying there are actually anons who wouldn't pound some juicy black pussy

Lynching time and a bit of necrophilia afterwards.

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*Sniff sniff*
Mm feces

Absolutely disgusting. Negresses are pigs.

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>push her off
>suddenly see the giant brown smelly stain on my bed
>sudden urge to kill self from the pure stench
>burn sheets and mattress and even the bed frame for good measure

i can smell the b.o. and cheeto dust from this post

kiss her gently
origami comment

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Lol the guy in the webm is definitely a robot, I recognise those awkward hand movements anywhere. I do the same shit to my asian gf. She called me an autist for jiggling her butt at first but she likes it now.

Pump my seed deep inside of her what else can you do really

Some black chicks are much more premium then others.

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Be so fucking happy that I got to have sex with someone at least once before I died

>Shit babe!
>How'd you get so fucking fat?

thats sweet


origon

Rail the fuck out of her

Kind of miss living in the ghetto where you could pull this off.

Fuck her five times a day and be her protector for the rest of my life and raise beautiful brown skinned mixed children with her

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Grabs some rope and just hopes it gets the memo to GTFO before I string it up by the fucking ceiling fan.

reminder to make the sex to dark sexy people

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Here you go you racist cunt here's your shithole fucking prick

Watches look so autistic, if you're not in a business suit why even wear a watch

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I'd easily betray my race for that

hey man, don't be so discriminatory.

Race mixing is degenerate no matter who's doing it, just stay in your own fucking lane.

Story please.
How does one get ghetto women? Are they promiscuous? Are they nice?

Hey, You were suppose to be back at your shed before I woke up!

>if you're not in a business suit why even wear a watch
To tell the time?

Pretty underrated post right here

lmao and you posted ugly goblin alexandria

I'd give her a new deal if you know what I mean.

But the rules say racism belongs on /b/?

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Cut off her tusks and sell them on the black market

>Race mixing is degenerate no matter who's doing it, just stay in your own fucking lane.
Asian and white is pretty nice

Cry more u little bitch

try to stick my peepee in then realize my tiny 3 incher can't even reach then kms

God damn thats a fat fucking nigger butt. I want to fuck that fat nigger butt.

Panic and get my self tested for aids

where do i find a cute black gf to roleplay angry racist sex with

Please tell me you have the source for this picture

Hide my swastika tattoo

Oregano

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berry my fucking face
Im gonna need more of that sir

how do you even respond to that? Need a follow up on this webm

tfw no qt black gf god I hate my life

No homo but that man is extremely handsome

I roomed in a ghetto apartment complex, all other roommates black so there were tons of people around in and out. I actually had guys and girls coming into my room and hanging out on my bed sometimes to watch TV, the most common in this regard was drunk girls looking for a place to sleep after a party by my roommates and crashing on my bed.

As for getting them, if you're white you've got a foot in the door already. Some are really promiscuous but you probably want to stay away from them. They're always nice though, whether they're into you or not they're nice.

>those hairy arms, sloped foreheads and ears
Whites ironically look like complete cavemen/apes in comparison to other races especially black desu

Wake up a second time and cry as I realize that I was in a dream within a dream

one of the sexiest things I have seen, I love how open black women are bout their worship of white cock.

>"Did I really shit the bed, AGAIN?"
>with a swift shit stomp I discover it's a female nog hog
OUT OF MY SANCTUARY NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW FUCKING NIGGER AAAAAAAAA

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Seen her in person, she's CUTE

I wonder how sex on PCP feels. I thought it was awesome already on weed.

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Better an ebil naughtzee than an incel faggot whos mad that he cant get a white trad qt

Not if you dont want your son to be a beta male mass murdering cvck

Try to find out why there is a bed in my room.

Call animal control and the police.

That's Christian Vieri, an ex italian football player.

>go to bed
>wake up
>thread still up
>OP still hasn't posted the rest

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question where the hand came from

>Not if you dont want your son to be a beta male mass murdering cvck
Usually hapas look good though including Elliot, he was just a bit schizophrenic

check if my wallet and phone is missing

but this post wasnt even racist dumbass

What it is about black asses?
My ex had a big viet ass but it didn't turn me into an ass man.
Why does black girl ass do this to me?
Why don't black girls do things to me irl?

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Right now, there are people who at this very moment are doing every conceivable action in existence. People around the world are going rock climbing, giving birth, committing crimes, betting all their life savings hoping not to lose everything, as I type this.

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True enough my friend, but how does that being me closer to massive, melanised ass?

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>lift the cheek
>stick my tongue in there

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I obviously ask her who she is, or something...

I mean, seriously, what the fuck do you expect us to answer, faggot?

>you wake up and there's a dragon in your back yard, wwyd?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I JUST WANT A CUTE BROWN GF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Try to find out two mysteries.

A. How did I die?
B. What did I do right to wake up in Heaven?

Google: 'Afro Introductions' and get a plane ticket.

You say that like it's a bad thing. Neanderthal traits are what makes whites smarter.

>tfw no black qt3.14 nerdy Nubian queen