Is sex a /fitness/ exercise? Also fuck janniggers

Is sex a /fitness/ exercise? Also fuck janniggers

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ive never had sex

why isnher asshole yellow

we know
this is a blue board user

Ive never had sex, but depends on the position. Also fuck you im on nofap

imagine sniffing her poop shoot after he cums in it and it drips down on your nose haha thatd be gross

sauce

americans and some europeans literally just smear the shit around their asshole with thin pieces of paper and they walk around like that all day. No water. then they laugh at other inferior cultures’ hygeine

Yea if she lays there like a dead fish and makes you do all the work so yes 90% of the time.

It barely burns any calories if at all unless your sex is very creative. Fuck jennies tho

based and clean ass pilled.

t. Pietro

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try “muhammad”

You literally have a fucking hole on the ground and call it a toilet. You also wipe your ass with a hose. Nigga you are filthy too but yeah, I absolutely hate people who don't own civilized bidets. Fuck you and your filthy culture

youre just mad because the very image you posted to insult me as a beaner shows that muslims are the cleanest

anal hygiene is among the most important hadiths, stay filthy whiteboi kuffar. And bidets are for women(most me homes have them from my experience), i go to the shower and scrub my ass there after a bowel movement

sauze?

me and my friends used to laugh at those white kids in highschool that literally smelled like shit and had brown stains on their pants

>i go to the shower and scrub my ass there after a bowel movement
you walk all the way inside from the street and into the shower before you wash your hands? disgusting.

have sex

lmao typical 60iq american confusing indians and muslims. My second favorite part about 9/11 was when the americans went around beating up and killing sikhs and pajeets after the attacks

So glad I don't live in the EU bunch of whiney shits sandwiched together with other whiney shits

>Highest frequency of incest of any culture
>calls Americans 60iq
I'm not even an amerimutt don't act like Indians are the only ones who shit in the street just because they are the best at it.

both of you are cringe

You make us muzzies look bad, nice larp

>niggers use bidets
who knew, now try deodorant

Haha I wish, I'm not gay tho lol

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sauce before thread is deleted by low t jannies pls

Kys faggot go back to /gif/ porncuck

the thing that shocks me even more is when people openly and proudly eat ass when im pretty sure most americans would be like this. you would literally taste shit

its okay when she's fresh out of the shower

Sauce is PersephonePink / Dontslutshame / Daddyslittlegirl

RIP to people on NoFap though.

how can i make butt look like that? guy btw

i work in a hospital and in our mens private bathroom i keep a tub on baby wipes from our supply room in there. use it every time i take a shit. the women's restroom doesn't have one. i wonder how many of my cute female coworkers are taking shits and walkin around with shitty buttholes

I used to never wash my asshole until like a year ago because I thought it would be weird to touch inside my anus. Some thread cam up about it and people were saying it was weird to NOT wash your Arnold, so I tried it and i have nothing but good things to say about washing your asshole. Wish I had done it sooner desu. I always wiped very very meticulously though. To a fault. That coupled with my terrible diet made for a lot of torn anus skin and hemorrhoids. You just feel so much cleaner when you wash your shithole out with soap and water.

Defeats the whole purpose of eating ass. You want to taste the ass, not the shit, but you also don't want to taste nothing.

Haha yeah, just imagine it

This desu senpai

what the fuck tastes like ass if it isnt shit

my tongue is making contact with her butthole how could i not be tasting ass

>she's British
>first vid I click is her riding a dildo and she goes "oohhh, innit?"
What the fuck is wrong with them?

This thread is just about guys washing their asses wtf?

so how are there people who will eat the ass of someone not directly out of the shower. for christ sakes even if you wipe with dry TP and theres no brown there will still be shit particles and smell (taste) there

Imagine tasting a girls armpit after a long day at work vs fresh out of the shower. Its not gonna taste the same. Its the same thing with ass.

a muhslim calling anyone 60 IQ. hope your family dies in drone attack

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Being stuck on an Island off the coast of Europe next to Drunkards and Men wearing kilts under the rule of Germans would fuck up anybody.

My gfs ass tastes best after shes done a full day of work and gone to the gym. Boys, my chub is stirring just thinking about it.

Timeline needs to go like this
>shit
>shower with ass washing
>many hours
>consumption

Welcome to Jow Forums

I know its gross, bought a bidet accessory for my toilet

>fat pig
enjoy your ban degenerate

>tfw dont have a bidet accessory so if i have a bad shit i will stand up and wet/soap up toilet paper and rub it on my asshole

>thread is still up
Is NoFap real or am I free to bust to this thot?

She's British, dont.

>52 replies
Mods asleep or what?

Asshole hoses have literally changed my life
I can’t shit anywhere without one now.

wait until day 7

It only gets deleted if someone reports it. Nobody actively monitors Jow Forums

>jannies are all fat fags
Wow, didn't see that one coming haha!

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It's the Summer Solstice, we are all off the hook on this Blessed Day

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>Jannies
>ever doing their jobs
>on nu4chan

Test

high or low

kek

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Soap is bad for the asshole and can cause it to bleed due to drying it out. Use a mild soap or a wet tissue for a more thorough cleaning, minus having to wipe blood from your ass

lol haha you guys are gross, like imagine the smell hahaha

American here how do I save my asshole?

How is this fucking thread still up?
stay strong my nofap bros

Let's take this one to the bump limit

no it counts as an advanced stretching technique
but you can't

Wtf. Thanks. I just got a promotion.

my thread was deleted within 15 minutes but this stays for 2 hours
wtf man