/britfeel/

cum crackers

oof mate, best not order owt from paki kebab for the next couple of weeks eh?

Any rice man in?

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I prefer Uncle Ben's.

*throws a freshly made Greggs Steak Bake into your eyes*
That shud sort th dirty nonce. Dont worry this ones on us.

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Tilda have a lot of nice flavours I like the coconut one

Saw Atlia Battle Angel. Decent movie plus she cute

>Saw Atlia Battle Angel. Decent movie plus she cute
Oh yeah? Packed as well was it?

>Packed as well was it?
well it was 2pm on a monday so not really

dubtrack.fm/join/britfeel-lids

Any good lods in tonight?

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Wind surfing is my passion!

>hair follicles 2/3rds of the way down my penis

haha wtf ;_;

Haha Randall you absolute rascal.

Will you shave it yes or no

theres no hairs, just the bumps

Thanks for supporting the movie, man.

Snooker on, Hobgoblin Gold in hand
Evening lads.

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Join the club! Just rewatched it for my 8th time.

I want to watch this but I still haven't figured out how the cinema works desu, going to wait for the blu ray to come out instead.

Ahhhhhh all I do is wake up and think about Alita haha. Can't help it!!

Good guy. Cheers for the support.

>how the cinema works
what?

is there a meme I'm missing here?

Someone linked to your post on /tv/

haha bet it was Randall. What a scamp, always getting up to hijinks like that!

safe and warm in my beddybyes lads

Sure you haven't got warts?

in tonights episode of /britfeel/...

>user meanders around a cinema, looking lost
>user gets an STD test for "hair follicles" all over his penis
>a new trip thing i suppose
>titlod titposting
>the search for anons mum continues, poley identified as a POI (paki of interest)

Evening titlod.

Bit sad in a way, at least they're enjoying themselves.

>people who watch Alita are part of some support group on /tv/

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No way man! Cyber bullying is not cool! and remember Winners Don't Do Drugs!
surfs up!

chad.co.uk/read-this/video-incredible-moment-man-bursts-through-roof-police/?fbclid=IwAR3b8ogo3SPifLA5kAbw3ia-8VfUZDh4RPKUbk4VWt9SY4G_opPQQAYLHUg/

haha dazza you fucking madlad he doesnt like coppers

>chad.co.uk

do any lads here do yoga? shall we start a /britfeel/ comfy yoga lads club?

Seen it 15 or 16 times lost count

New trip; hot off the press!

Tim's a GOOD lad

Waaaa

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bit early lad, what you playin at
no but i should, my posture is terrible. did it as a teenager though.

youtube.com/watch?v=s2oCV2sM_ig

Fucking alcohol lads. Why am i such an alcohol.

archive.nyafuu.org/vp/search/tripcode/!BqcQeeA4HA/

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell her thanks for popping in and I Hope she enjoyed it. Same again tomorrow

You only went and fucking said it, didn't you?

Cinemas... How do they work?

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What an incredible pair of Bristols

the wind hurt my ears today so i thought i needed to get in bed

oof he CAN'T catch a break can he

gotta admit, i had a good crease at that one

Yummy yummy lads on offer 2 squids Wahey

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he always has been a bellend and always will be

They sell loud concessions so you can watch shit movies for 12 quid only to have them further ruined with loads of other cunts coughing and rustling their popcorn for 2 hours. It's great!

it's truly a mystery, isn't it?

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>want to go out and buy some frozen 'za
>geniunly cannot be fucked
what to do eh

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fucking hell titlod steady on

Playing inFamous 2

It still looks nice and plays well for an older game

Gordon. You, errrm. Yeah. You there mate.

Would spend the night in that muff.

aww gordon whos your favourite poni lad

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Discussing where to go for dinner with this girl
>Not on mad on Chinese

Do I drop her or give her the benefit of the doubt that she's only had bad experiences?

>jack the ball breaker
>its time to break some balls!

not the titlod you're thinking of, but i do post tits and i am a lod

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Couldn't give a toss it sounds like a plate full of normie problems

Whites love Chinese food

Think you've snagged a crypto-paki

Not an MLP fan myself but it does look aesthetically appeasing, y'know, cute and colourful

i get the bus to work and to chin-ups on the holding bars on there

Chav bastard

*chins up at you*

mummy treated me to a chinese tonight, best mum

I have a weak brow ridge, this is why I'm unattractive and my eyebrows don't point downwards like a chad

eyebrowlet

browlet lol

Gordon's not about. Shame.

i have a heavy brow but my eyes have for some reason got bigger and more beta over the years

just seen tyson fury walking past my house

Post the haireat vagina in the land pls

>Whites love Chinese food

Yes we do

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just saving the trip lads waa

i have full, thick eye brows but they dont have downward chad tilt because my brow ridge wont grow

Mufflod

20 bong on Sheffield Wednesday

Waaaa

whos your REAL favourite pony?

wa

me no like ur pone

wa wa wa

I think I recognise that bed, duvet, curtains and big fat biddy. But that can't be right, can it?

Did anyone else just see that on ITV?

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no, watching simpsons, what happened

How do blind people not just walk into the middle of the fucking road fuck sake how do them magic sticks help them absolutely mental that is

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>Ariana Grande
>Kate Beckinsale

Pete Davidson is proof that anyone can get hot women if they have the confidence.

They just advertised a channel 4 show on ITV

More to the point! How do they know when theyve finished wiping their arse

wot i wanna know is, who picks up after the dog

do you go on r/gonewildhairy a lot?

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they use bidets