Waifu General - /waifu/ #96

the bandpill is what you should take.

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I love her, I want to cuddle with her all night long!

Bang dream, a gacha rythm game.

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This post for Accelerator, the #1 esper of Academy City, and #5 in my heart

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Just /vg/fags shitposting just ignore them

L O N D O N.

>Would they even be able to get to you?
Eventually I hope.
>Do they get sidetracked by anything in our world that they might not have in theirs?
Everything. My poor wife is probably travelling with upmost cautious in such an alien world surrounded by technology and humans.
>If they do get to you, what is the first thing they ask?
She'd tell me she was sent to me and respectfully ask how I could help her, assuming I'm someone formidable at first.

..I see Gunjy has a new shtick?

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Ah, so I can safely ignore.

I see no reason to based on what others have said. Please stop trying to push it onto me, you will not succeed. And it's not polite to keep pushing it regardless of what others think. I mean, I don't try to push SRW onto everyone even though I do want people to learn about Lat...

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shitposting? bandori is anything but shit.
Love Live on the other hand...

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>By chance, whether it be a magic spell, or technology, your waifu ends up in our world, for all intents and purposes, they start in London. The person who transported them here tells them to seek you out, as you are the best person to help them. They're given a picture of your face, a map of the world, and on said map, a circle is drawn at the general area where they could find you (The city/town you live in, not exact address), and if they need it, a backpack containing various personal items they could use
>You have zero knowledge of this, so your waifu would have to get to you for you to know of their presence

Taking everything you know about your waifu into account:
>Would they even be able to get to you?
Zero Two is extremely tenacious, and would likely resort to violence to find me
>Do they get sidetracked by anything in our world that they might not have in theirs?
No, she is a very determined girl
>If they do get to you, what is the first thing they ask?
"Dahling?"

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This thread isn't about what you think it's about.

Or haven't you noticed that people are posting characters from all sorts of things, very few of which are gacha and/or rhythm games?

>Would they even be able to get to you?
Eventually, I think so. She'd have to cross the Atlantic.
>Do they get sidetracked by anything in our world that they might not have in theirs?
Her world is the same, but could be about a decade or two in the past. She'd find things interesting, but would focus on her journey.
>If they do get to you, what is the first thing they ask?
She'd ask me who I am and then explain her situation.

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Latfriend, it's just another /vg/ raid, they do this to /llsifg/ all the time.

>post child version of waifu!
Here's this one I found. Though in this perspective, its a female player character who married Chrom, making Lucina her daughter. I don't really like pictures of her being a child as it seems insulting to her stature as a proud and noble princess that will do anything to defend her people. Also when I was younger I had this bad dream about meeting this random girl (by random I mean one of those almost randomly generated dream people you meet in dreams sometimes) I was really in love with. Any hoo, I ended up fucking things up with her but got the chance to go back in time to fix things. But turns out I went too far back in time and she was just a child, meaning I still couldn't be with her. In short, that's why I don't like looking at pictures of child Lucina.
I like the scissor tan line, no matter how unrealistic it is. That's some serious attention to detail.
>yer waifu goes on a date with you and lets you decide what she wears. which outfit dya choose?
I'd take her to the symphony so she could wear something formal. She also seems to be able to fool people into thinking that she is a man by just putting on a mask so she could even wear a suit as well! So many options for her.
>yer waifu is transported to the world of (waifu) poster above you. how does she fare?
utterly fucked
>will ya go against yer biggest fear for a chance to live with yer waifu?
All of my fears are about existenial things like the passage of time or death itself, I can't exactly go against those things.
>does your waifu eat healthy?
She comes from an apocalyptic future, so she just eats what ever she can get a hold of. Though if given the chance, I'm sure she would eat well.
>do you?
Yes! Tomorrow I'm going to have salmon for breakfast!
>what crime is your waifu most likely to commit?
Probably anything associated with being a vigilantly. Also possession of illegal weapons.

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wow.. this general is really boppin'!

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God it's hard to think that it isn't samefagging since you people are so fucking dumb, don't reply to shitposters or try to talk to them normally for fuck's sake.

How are we doing this fine evening?

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...Then why are they coming *here*?

At least this time they have a distinctive term we can add to our filters... we all use 4chanx, right?

Playing Bang Dream. It's so great!

Love this Scot.

>By chance, whether it be a magic spell, or technology, your waifu ends up in our world, for all intents and purposes, they start in London. The person who transported them here tells them to seek you out, as you are the best person to help them. They're given a picture of your face, a map of the world, and on said map, a circle is drawn at the general area where they could find you (The city/town you live in, not exact address), and if they need it, a backpack containing various personal items they could use
>You have zero knowledge of this, so your waifu would have to get to you for you to know of their presence

>Taking everything you know about your waifu into account:
>Would they even be able to get to you?
She's very determined, so I'm sure she will. I just hope that the backpack has enough money for her to travel.
>Do they get sidetracked by anything in our world that they might not have in theirs?
She'd get sidetracked by just about everything. If she's starting in London she's quite a way's from home (hundreds of kilometers away from the border). The London in her time would be completely different to what it is now, and it'll only get stranger from there. I think she might want to check on her home first before looking for me, though.
>If they do get to you, what is the first thing they ask?
She'd probably swear a lot at me, and then ask me why out of all the people I'm the one who can help her.

Well enough. How about you?

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I think you replied to the wrong person Lucina-fren

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rem is everything to fill my nothing.

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How often do you people jerk off and do you pretend its sex when you do?

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Confused by this off-topic raid, but otherwise... well, I can actually confidently say I'm not suffering from illness for once, so that's good!

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Ever since I realized my love I've been masturbating less and less

i am doing nofap.

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>By chance, whether it be a magic spell, or technology, your waifu ends up in our world, for all intents and purposes, they start in London. The person who transported them here tells them to seek you out, as you are the best person to help them. They're given a picture of your face, a map of the world, and on said map, a circle is drawn at the general area where they could find you (The city/town you live in, not exact address), and if they need it, a backpack containing various personal items they could use
>You have zero knowledge of this, so your waifu would have to get to you for you to know of their presence

Taking everything you know about your waifu into account:
>Would they even be able to get to you?
Most likely, she has a gun and that goes a long way for persuasions. She could probably hide in a ship or something and tell them to keep it a secret. That or since shes israeli just call in a favor and have them bill the goys
>Do they get sidetracked by anything in our world that they might not have in theirs?
Our world is just theirs but no magical gun girls. However she loves to see the sights so since she has plenty of time she will spend some looking at the views on the way to get to me
>If they do get to you, what is the first thing they ask?
Ill be honest im not sure, probably why she needed to find me most likely

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I sent you something, I think I need to talk with you about certain things

>By chance, whether it be a magic spell, or technology, your waifu ends up in our world, for all intents and purposes, they start in London. The person who transported them here tells them to seek you out, as you are the best person to help them. They're given a picture of your face, a map of the world, and on said map, a circle is drawn at the general area where they could find you (The city/town you live in, not exact address), and if they need it, a backpack containing various personal items they could use
>You have zero knowledge of this, so your waifu would have to get to you for you to know of their presence
>Taking everything you know about your waifu into account:
>Would they even be able to get to you?
Yes, with great ease with all her special forms and powers. I just found and read Cutie Honey A Go Go last night, where she was able to morph into Hurricane Honey form with a jet instead of a motorcycle. She'd probably want to know if I was important or why she was sent to find me.
Fine, for a Monday, not nauseous anymore.

Got to get around to moving my Cutie Honey folder to where I can have some more images to post.

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I masterbate to Asuna even though shes not my waifu

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Why? What do you do about urges?

I don't get any urges, that's the thing

semen retention maxs out after 5-10 days, beyond that it no fap loses most of it value other than being used as a "purity" thing.

It was at the time of writing my last sentence. I swear. I don't really know much about about Darling in the franxx. I just assumed that it would be bad for any non mecha pilots.
Is cutie honey worth reading? I'm finishing up the original Devil man manga and want to know if the author's other stuff is good too.
Great!

You guys know what to do...
>Do you like your waifu for her eccentric personality, or is she more grounded and normal?
>Do you have/wear any articles of clothing that look like your waifu's? Do you want any? within reason of course
>What character alignment would you asign to your waifu?

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That's pathetic.
You're not even a man anymore, you're a sexless nonfunctioning hallow weeb.

>try to do no fap
>end up getting wet dreams instead
Well fuck

No, I mean the whole reply you made to me was in response to a question. I didn't ask any questions. You misreplied

My day has been boppin. . . How about yours?

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How do you guys feel about changing waifus?
I stopped loving mine and moved on and I might do so again because Tharja is getting boring.

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I might have had a waifu and changed her before, but waifu has some measure of loyalty in its definition.

its a disgusting habit to get "bored" of your one true love

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So you never had a waifu in the first place, huh?

Lol have you been in love with that cartoon since you were in middle school or are you underage?

Oh boy here we go.

If you dropped her that fast, then she never was your waifu.

Obvious shitposting aside, how many of you believe in soulmates, or having one true love?

It's a legitimately good game, really good actually. it's second, and just barely, in popularity and sales to idolmaster in japan. but /llsifg/ is just shilling it here as a complex sort of falseflag. So now they can point at /waifu/ and say look the bandori shills are ebil, like they're not aware that they themselves are pretending to be bandori shills and in doing so have become them.

None of them really like bang dream they are seriously just doing this to construct a narrative in which bang dream destroyed /waifu/. /llsifg/ likes to do that a lot - pretend to be these personas to construct a narratives. an /llsifg/ poster will take a love live character, honoka for instance, and post absolute vitriolic garbage along with pictures of her, and then samefag with a picture of ruby and say "as expected, you god damn honknigger!"

/llsifg/ is terrible.

You don't fit in with these people if you don't subscribe to the idea of eternal fairy tale love with cartoon characters.

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Who and why, user?

>that fast
I never said how long you judgmental nigger

>Do you like your waifu for her eccentric personality, or is she more grounded and normal?
Shes either energetic and eccentric or calm, relaxed and normal. I love her in both forms
>Do you have/wear any articles of clothing that look like your waifu's? Do you want any? within reason of course
I have a shirt with her on it, but as a guy i have no desire to wear her female schoolgirl uniform or any other female clothes.
>What character alignment would you asign to your waifu?
Chaotic neutral. She does tasks because whoever she looks up to asks her to and she listens to them out of respect.

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Tharjafag never posted porn so it's an obvious falseflagger

If you constantly switch waifus you should probably drop this thing as a whole, obviously commitment is not something your brain can comprehend
>You don't fit in with these people if you don't subscribe to the idea of eternal fairy tale love with cartoon characters.
Are you trolling or are you just mentally challenged? That's like going to a /r9gay/ thread saying "hurr durr these people won't accept you if you're not gay wtf :("

So basically treat the shills like the trollposts they are. Report for trolling, hide, do not reply.

(Makes me glad that the LL fans I know decently well I first met as waifufriends in other communities. Or are communities focused on a specific girl.)

That's why I never bothered responding to the post.

Imagine the heartbreak she would feel if she saw you post that she was "getting boring".

i dont do anything. i let the boner die.

wet dreams are natural and dont count

>Do you like your waifu for her eccentric personality, or is she more grounded and normal?
I love her personality. I wouldn't call it "eccentric", but she is very different from what people expect a princess to be like. She's rough-and -tumble, loud, impolite and very, very "un-ladylike". Her tomboy-ish nature could be described as "eccentric" in her time, but nowadays not so much. Many find it "irritating", but I don't. I find her personality endearing and I wouldn't have her any other way.
>Do you have/wear any articles of clothing that look like your waifu's?
Nope.
>Do you want any? within reason of course
I'd settle for just the "MUM" shirt, but ideally I'd want her entire WiR2 outfit. I love it.
>What character alignment would you asign to your waifu?
Chaotic good. She had her own plans that may differ from the status quo, but at the end of the day she'd do what's right.

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You have the right idea. If only you could actually recognize shitposters before being told by others.

Okay, now THlS is really epic.

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All things aside I do love some cummies every once in a while.

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>leahfag is awake
We had a good thread everyone.

Yeah, all of the one's I've read thus far are really fun and light reading. I don't know what Devilman is like, but Cutie Honey is like Mazinger Z. As in it has a fair bit of fanservice.

>Do you like your waifu for her eccentric personality, or is she more grounded and normal?
I love how she is very innocent and sweet, but especially how very naieve and kind she is in the more recent works.
>Do you have/wear any articles of clothing that look like your waifu's? Do you want any? within reason of course
Maybe her dress from the 1973 anime, probably just to display to remind me of her.
>What character alignment would you assign to your waifu?
Chaotic Good, since she ends up causing a disturbance wherever she goes but is ultimately working for good.

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Basically, anyone who uses the word bandpill unironically is just an /llsifg/ poster.

Even actual bang dream threads have a problem with /llsifg/ coming in and ruining shit with their dumb falseflagging mind games.

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It was hinata but
>she grew up
>I dropped naruto like twice
>I found persona and naoto which I liked more and fit my interests and tastes better.
Hinata set my tastes in women before I knew anything about waifus. she might count but I never called her my waifu.

The butthole's a major part and I really like it.

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>Do you like your waifu for her eccentric personality, or is she more grounded and normal?
shes odd but not too odd.

>Do you have/wear any articles of clothing that look like your waifu's? Do you want any?
i have a keychain of her i wear anywhere outside the house. i cant leave her alone.

>What character alignment would you asign to your waifu?
caothic good.

Ruri's my waifu. A really great girl as well.

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gud
More often than I'd like. I should try nofap soon.
>Do you like your waifu for her eccentric personality, or is she more grounded and normal?
She's very eccentric, but grounded at the same time.
>Do you have/wear any articles of clothing that look like your waifu's? Do you want any? within reason of course
Nope. Her t-shirts look cool.
>What character alignment would you asign to your waifu?
True neutral or neutral good.

aw shit here we go again

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I lewded Julie again, so that was fun, what's everyone else do-

The fuck is going on here.

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Look at this post, keyword imagine
Youre all dreaming, wake up people.
This facade you're all taking part in is pathetic.
You're all desperate for a romantic connection but you're too much of a coward to go out there and make one or too scared of rejection, so you pretend to have one with a fucking cartoon in your head and you make up stupid rules for it that revolve around saving pictures and fapping.
You all need to seek help and go on a dating site or something.
Most of you are grown men, you're a joke for acting like this.
Seriously take a look at yourselves and look at how you think.
Seriously don't skip this post and actually read and think about it.
You look at ACTUAL people and say you feel nothing for them at all, call them derogatory names and even show pride in not having any connections with them.
Meanwhile you worry about the feelings of FICTIONAL characters.
You're all literally sociopaths and need counseling for whatever trama happened in your life that led you down this path.

I hope you all live a real happy life one day, not this empty cold lonely delusion

Be honest, you like her too, don't you?

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porn spam again. hide report and repeat.

ah a fellow lewder as well
who is your waifu?

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I actually use waifuism as a way to improve mentally so I can eventually make meaningful real life social connections.

This beautiful girl, but this variation of her. I with I could worship her feet after a splatfest :(

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>normalfag gives normalfag advice
Yawn. Skip

You're wasting your time, my guy. Thanks for the laugh, though.

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Leahbro finally snapped

Ruri's really a nice girl too.

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No bubby, I just enjoy jerking off to squid girls.

>hurr durr seek help
>implying that hasnt failed

>boo hoo ur all mentally ill
and?

try getting an argument that isnt "all of you are stupid losers fart faces"

>just stop caring about this drawing and b urself bro it isn't that hard
Reminder that normies don't know what true love is

Ako likes the thread.

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I hope you wake up one day.

The rest of you have brainwashed yourselves into thinking its okay because you have others who are as sick as you to talk with.
I truly feel sorry for you, here please check this out

Betterhelp.com

At least do it for your mother or father or whoever takes care of you, just think about how much you're disappointing them by continuing to engage in this childish behavior.

>Betterhelp
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUCK IT WAS A SHILL THE WHOLE TIME

>At least do it for your mother or father or whoever takes care of you, just think about how much you're disappointing them by continuing to engage in this childish behavior.
I stopped giving a shit about what my parents think of me a long time ago, buddy. Take that link and shove it up your ass.

>just go to a therapist
and lose rem?
and start taking pills?
and lose every reason i have to live?
piss off jackshitter.

>Betterhelp.com
Ok now I know you're 100% trolling
That website was exposed as a fucking scam that hires literal nobodies to give you therapy sessions

Ako is cute!

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if you think Betterhelp actually helps people, you got another thing coming.

These people here aren't sad about their situation they revel in it, they enjoy loving a fictional character, let them be. How does it impact your life anyway? look at it this way: more pussy for you right?

My inkling girl is cuter! Her name's Claire

I like Ako... do you?

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>>just stop caring about this drawing and b urself bro it isn't that hard
>Reminder that normies don't know what true love is

This has to be the most pathetic post here.
YOU don't know anything about love, your love is just a physical attraction to a drawing.
Don't delude yourself into thinking its anything more.
Its literally just your favorite character but you want to bone her too.
I feel sorry for your parents, youd rather pretend to have a cartoon girlfriend than fix your real relationship with your family.
That is beyond pathetic and despair.
>more pussy for you right?
What kind of insane thinking is this?
Women arent just "pussy" thats in a marketplace fr everyone to go out and get.
You may enjoy deluding yourselves now, but in time you're going to give into the despair thats growing in your lonely heart, and i hate to see good people die by their own hand.

Leah if youre reading this and youre the nigger spamming the threads please go and stay go until you learn to not be a attention whore which is why we disliked you.
How is everyone waifu, me and galil are doing ok. I hope this dosent last so we can get back to comfy times