I have no friends, I don't know how to talk to people...

Such stories don't exist because being socially isolated during your key developmental years (teenage & to an extent young adulthood) fucks you up permanently.

you are absolutely right tho

OP, though it is dated, read Dale Carnegie's How to Make Friends and Influence People. You're probably sperging out. The book will let you identify some of your worse habits that push others away from you. It'll also help you get into the heads of others so you can understand why certain things being you closer to them. You will have to work at it some and give up some of your socially destructive bahaviors.

Do what you like outside and wait for other people who like the same things to approach you. ez

just bee yourself

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Masturbate to hentai??

Probably one of the easiest communities to find friends from in 2019. And not all of them are irredeemable degenerates either.

Go to yourself and be your own shower.

small talk with cashier people at shops and stuff

Holy shit that's a sad picture.

Talk to random people 3x5, join a club or sport 3x5, gallon of beer a day.

just start following your city's major sports teams. At least you will be able to start a conversation with 75% of guys.

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Get an office job. Always clean up after yourself, make a fresh pot of coffee when it's low, don't eat anything that smells bad for lunch, and carry your weight. You will be regarded as a decent person to have around.

From then on just remember to not talk about anything you might post on Jow Forums, don't talk if you don't know what your talking about, and when in doubt, ask people about themselves. You will be able to practice talking to people.

Once you're no longer terrified of people, get a hobby that involves other people and meet some people you might like.

I'm not trying to hear you sperg out in front of me, it's distracting my work and wasting the people in line's time

I hate posting social advice because then I have to hear the retarded chirps and people ACTUALLY disagreeing with me

Ok OP, here's how you do it.

You go out to the bars for atleast an hour a night for the next 30 days.

You join as many clubs as possible, look to a local college campus, even if you're a bit older, join a club that you have interest in, don't be intimidated at all by dipshit college kids, ofcourse they're going to chirp about you being older, they're insecure faggots, pay them literally no mind, and hit on all the girls

Find an ACTIVITY HOBBY that you enjoy, for me personally, I love playing volleyball, any beach in the world I can roll up and within a few hours have several friends/girls phone numbers, for you maybe this is crossfit, maybe it's BJJ. literally anything that you can use as a shared activity

Create a tinder profile, be very rude, and masculine dominant about it. None of this nice boy shit. Tell them they're dipshit tinder whores, and then tell them they're welcome to come over

If you're really hard pressed, then get a job in nightlife, become a bouncer if you're actually an autist, and a bartender if you're not, you'll meet plenty, plenty of people to go out with on your days off, many many girls, etc

Just go out for a month to the bars and shoot the shit man, if you need to go home and have a little cry, go home and have a little cry, if you need to stand in the corner like a faggot then stand in the corner like a faggot, just be there everyday for a month. You're a hyper-intelligent human being, it won't take you long to socially learn how to be a dipshit in the club having a good time.

I think I read some context on it. Supposedly the parents of the kid are giant assholes, they invited a bunch of other kids whom the parents barely knew. Than they posted this picture on social media asking for pity donations or something.

Basically scumbag parents fucked their kids birthday up and blame everyone else for it.

also op, samefag

if you're actually serious about this, or just chirping and larping like you want to make some huge improvement

Go to your internet service provider, inform them that you're terminating your service

Go to your phone company, limit your data to 3g

block pornography websites on your phone

and get rid of your television set

otherwise, we'll see your dumb ass right back here tomorrow, the same as you were today, the same as you were the day before, and the day before that

Also, Real Social Dynamics, go ahead and type that into youtube. Yeah yeah yeah, you don't like it, shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a fuck. i'm aware you can very easily poke holes in their content, however, it will put you in an entirely different macro understanding of socialization with some of the more subtle gem videos they drop that you'll have to sift through to find.

Just go to a bar and get drunk till you talk to random people. Last time i went to a pub random people started talking to me while i was in the corner.

Fast? With that attitude you are doomed. If you didn't pick it up during normal development (assuming you aren't just a teen going through awkward stage), then social gain is a long ass game. It will take you years of uncomfortable struggle to start making gains; as your momentum increased it will become easier. 5 years from now, you'll be OK. But as a tip, the key to social interactions of all types is finding common ground, anything at all in common.

Get a real job then Lmao

>don't know how to talk to people
wtf, choose better parents you fucking aspie

Start by reading how to make friends and influence people and volunteer at some charity so you can have something to talk to people (if you are really that interested in making social gains)

s-sorry

Adding onto this

Don't complain about shit/having to work. Just do it. Can do attitude will because whatever it is, it's not a problem.

that little hapa fuck is going to go full elliot rodgers when he finds this picture twenty years from now. I guarantee it, I'd bet my retirement account on it. I promise you this kid will not be going to the grave with a k/d ratio of 0.