Im curious about guys

Especially

1. Do you cum a lot? How much do you cum normally? Is it liquid or thick?
2. Do you enjoy having your balls fondled? Are your balls big? Do they hang low?
3. Is your dick big or small? Do you think you cum easily or not?

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1. Usually not much. It's thick and gummy.
2. Never had my balls fondled but I don't care for touching them. Squeeze the wrong way and it makes me nauseous. They aren't huge, but I don't really know ball size standards. They hang fairly closely, unless it's hot, then they hang lower
3.Its average, just about exactly. It depends on a few things. If I'm really into it and the porn is good, It only takes a few minutes to 10. It can take up to an hour though if things go badly.

>1. Do you cum a lot? How much do you cum normally? Is it liquid or thick?
Yes. A lot. Thick.
>2. Do you enjoy having your balls fondled? Are your balls big? Do they hang low?
Not sure. Yes. Yes.
>3. Is your dick big or small? Do you think you cum easily or not?
Average+thick. Yes.

>I'm a fat gay and I need to get off to being pozzed with loads in my hairy crusted asshole so I'll ERP as a girl on the incel containment board of an 80s Japanese Economic Boom Zaibatsu's Internal C-level BBS LARPing forum

Post tits and a timestamp to an imgur link or gtfo

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1. I cant say I cum a lot, just enough I guess. It's thick, slimy.
2. I would probably like having them fondled. balls average size, i think they hang low most of the time.
3. 6 inches. if im watching porn idk anymore it's easy to cum fast but your balls wont dig up as much sperm as it should and wont feel as good, so you have to be super excited so you can blow out as much cum as possible, and that can take a while considering i dont know what to watch anymore.

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>1. Do you cum a lot?
No. I jerk off too much.
>How much do you cum normally?
I dunno, like the amount of soap/lotion you'd get from pumping the container once.
>Is it liquid or thick?
Pretty thick, I'm eternally dehydration no matter how much I drink.
>2. Do you enjoy having your balls fondled?
I think so? I like fondling them but I don't know if that translates.
>Are your balls big?
They're like 6-7cm long. I think that's big but I don't know.
>Do they hang low?
Not really. It's always cold as fuck in my house.
>3. Is your dick big or small?
Big, I can fit both hands on it without covering the head and it doesn't fit in a toilet paper roll.
>Do you think you cum easily or not?
Nah I'm too into edging for that. Even if I'm Jerking off with both hands pretty much non stop it'll still take me like 20 minutes to finish. I don't deathgrip though so that might make a difference.

This is not for me to get off but to compare.

1. If I save up a lot it can be very thick and gooey.
2. I wish I could get my balls licked. My balls are probably average. They can tuck in to get warm and can be stiff, but usually they hand nicely.
3. My dick is probably classified as small but its kinda thick and just average length. I can cum multiple times if I make it a chore. I can come ruin an orgasm. I can piss immediately after coming.

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sorry, i have aspergers or something, ill try to answer the questions as i understand them.

>Do you cum a lot?
1x or 2x a day

>How much do you cum normally?
volume? i dont know, i never measured. if i were to guess, maybe 1-2 tsp at a time.

>Is it liquid or thick?
always thick, a lot like snot.

>Do you enjoy having your balls fondled?
no. because its too scary so i cant relax, and even if i could relax, it doesnt really do anything for me.

>Are your balls big?
literally, i guess so? not gigantic, but probably slightly larger than average.

>Do they hang low?
when the temperature is right, yeah.

>Is your dick big or small?
average, i think?

>Do you think you cum easily or not?
if i were to have actual sex now, i'd probably come quickly. i havent had sex in more than a year

>Do you cum alot? How much do you cum normally?
Depends on how long you abstain from masturbation (or sex if you're some kinda normalshit). In my experience it's thick (similar in texture to phlegm) but gets runny as I drain my dick.
>Do you enjoy having your balls fondled? Are your balls big? Do they hang low?
Fuck yes. Yes? If it's warm yes, if it's not no.
>Is your dick big or small? Do you think you cum easily or not?
Big-ish I have an 8.5 inch BBC unironcally ? In my experience with both onaholes and the 1 real person I was with, no. Again it depends on how aroused you are and when you came last. I'm anxious and way too in my head to lose myself in the sensation.

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>1. Do you cum a lot? How much do you cum normally? Is it liquid or thick?
Yeah. Like a pool on my hand, and pretty thick.

>2. Do you enjoy having your balls fondled? Are your balls big? Do they hang low?
I love it. They are slightly above average, but they dont tend to hang very low.

>3. Is your dick big or small? Do you think you cum easily or not?
Average sized. I cum easily when grinding but not while penetrating.

>1. Do you cum a lot? How much do you cum normally? Is it liquid or thick?
If I don't fap I do, if I fap 2 days before fucking my gf I have little cummkes very easily. Thick if nofap liquid if dailyfap
>2. Do you enjoy having your balls fondled? Are your balls big? Do they hang low?
Hell yes, current gf is finally the one who's into fondling AND sucking them. Mine are fucking huge bc I'm 6'6". Very low when I'm hot
>3. Is your dick big or small? Do you think you cum easily or not?
My dick is bigger than average but not HUGE. It depends on many factors...
>with exes
Didn't come easily because I hated them
>with gf
I cum ultra fast bc she gets reaalllly wet.
>with Fwb in the past
Super easily, she had a giant wiggly ass with average waist size and I was allowed to cum inside

>another female larp thread

>1. Do you cum a lot? How much do you cum normally? Is it liquid or thick?
Yes, it's normally way too much. And it depends on how hydrated I am. Usually it's very thick and white. But this depends on a lot of factors, including how long its been since I last came, and how turned on I am.

>2.Do you enjoy having your balls fondled? Are your balls big? Do they hang low?
Absolutely, but very gently. I love having them licked and sucked on, but again, gently. And yes, I have bigger than average balls, and a larger than average dick. This actually makes it somewhat difficult to fit into briefs since my dick/ballls are always coming out

>3. Is your dick big or small? Do you think you cum easily or not?
I'm 7 inches, maybe a little more. I know I'm larger than average, and am okay with my size. But yeah, I can be a quick squirt if I'm having sex. It helps to do lots of foreplay/oral on her, and switch positions often to give my dick a break.

Cumming a lot isn't usually a good thing as it's such an absolute mess to clean up. I also precum like crazy. Sometimes I'll be making out with my gf or going down on her and I'll have leaked right through my underwear. It's actually a bit of a nuisance since whenevr I get turned on I start leaking like crazy.

Also since you're so interested in balls: Where they hang depends on a lot of things, usually arousal and temperature. If it's cold they shrivel up closer to the body. Usually in warmer termperatures they hang low.

If a man is really turned on, the balls will be closer to the body, and will "clench" when he orgrasms. I like to imagine that they're gently squeezing my cum out of my body, even though cum isn't even stored in the balls.

Any other questions I am happy to answer.

See Op isn't larping, he's just a dude asking some weird questions.

Im a girl but its irrelevant, im not asking this to get off, and none of you guys is gonna be fucking me.

>none of you guys is gonna be fucking me.
Technically that's not a guarantee. I could be your neighbor for all you know.

Also why are you so fascinated by testicles? Are you 12?

Are 12 year old girls fascinated by testicles? I never knew.

I could bet a million dollars you arent.

>1. Do you cum a lot? How much do you cum normally? Is it liquid or thick?
Yes almost every day, usually 3 times a session, starts off thick but becomes progressively more liquid
>2. Do you enjoy having your balls fondled? Are your balls big? Do they hang low?
Oh ya. The size of mine depends on how long i didn't cum for. That's temperature dependant
>3. Is your dick big or small? Do you think you cum easily or not?
Bit below average, depended on the day and method

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You better have that million dollars ready for me when I get there.

1. Yeah, I usually don't jerk off for a few days so it can shoot out like a pornstar's. Somewhat thick, though sometimes slightly liquid.
2. Never been touched by another person so idk. I have pretty average sized balls. They hang when it's hot.
3. 6-6.5 inches is above average, but not quite in the "big" range. I'm happy with my size. I see people with big dicks posting about how they bottom out without getting everything in. I've never had sex, but I don't want to not have everything go in.

I wanna see those tittays.

>Are 12 year old girls fascinated by testicles? I never knew.
Let me guess, they don't have sex ed in your country do they?

>1. Do you cum a lot? How much do you cum normally? Is it liquid or thick?
Yes, i i haven't cum in a few days then it shoots a lot for about a metre, same consistency as shampoo.
>2. Do you enjoy having your balls fondled? Are your balls big? Do they hang low?
yeah love having my balles sucked, pretty big but they don't have low when i am hard
>3. Is your dick big or small? Do you think you cum easily or not?
8x6.5 can only cum if from nipple-play

>they don't have sex ed in your country do they?
Im really unsure about how that relates.

In sex ed class in like 7th and 8th grade the girls were always asking a bunch of really juvenile questions about balls.

Oh I see, guess that makes sense. We had sex ed but we never asked too many questions.

1. no, but that's only because I jack off two to three times a day, so I'd say about two table spoons? but when I don't jack off for a few days then I'd say three times as much, tho that one time I got a handjob I came fucking buckets, my whole torso was covered and some even reached my chin
and it depends on whether I drink enough and/or what I eat, but it's mostly thick

2. yes, absolutely, I never jack off without fondling my balls since I found out how good it felt, I even bought a leather cock/ballring to tie my balls up so I can squeeze them between my thighs while I jack off
I don't think they're that big, maybe slightly above average?
and they hang as much as the next cock, idk, maybe a tad more than the average as well

3. 6.5" and I barely fit inside a paper roll, however much that is, though it's just my middle section/below the head and my head and base are thinner
and no I don't, but that's mostly because I love taking my time and a jerk off session go from 20-30minutes on average to two hours if I'm reading a bunch of doujins or some fanfics
though I do get horny enough to just cum in five or ten minutes every now and then, mostly when I'm physically exhausted because of a busy day or something like that

also you should answer your own questions first OP, that's bad manners

girls seem way more interested in our balls than they are with our dicks. they are absolutely fascinated by balls

teehee user said balls

im gonna pretend this is really a woman posting this.
1. i don't know what a lot of cum means, enough to completely ruin a napkin. it's think and sticky
2.ball fondling is nice, it's a cuddly thing, like fondling breasts. my balls hang slightly low, im 30 now.
3.small. 4.5 inches. I dont cum easily.

Im interested in both, but for some reason balls are more interesting. Dicks are just kind of a stick that flops around.

why must women ruin male fantasies all the time?

1) the first shot is an okay amount. Nothing like anime. First load of the night is slightly thick, but the rest after that until the next day are all watery.
2) No, they're sensitive. It's like tickling. Not arousing. They're average. They do not hang low.
3)Average size. Not every non-big dick is small, you cunt. Cumming is not easy.

It's the weirdest thing. Like what about balls do they find so interesting?
Not that I'm complaining, it's nice to here girls be interested in anything physical about men.

1) my cum walks away
2) no it hurts. no, they're small. no, they're tight to my body
3)small. no, I can only cum when I'm half erect.

a lot of girls get tripped that balls are constantly moving around on their own. that is pretty weird

Please stop posting, underage nigger. Lurk moar if you don't know how to spoiler.

>Like what about balls do they find so interesting?
They are literally two things that Ive been told change size or feel heavier when they have cum, they are extremely sensitive, every guy seems to be really proud or protective of them, and they are round which is funny. Plus they hang, thats weird.

>Ive been told change size
they do. they're always moving around. when we start sweating and getting hot they drop, when we get cold they shrink up.

>change size or feel heavier when they have cum,
lol what? Cum isn't stored in the balls. Now I know they didn't have sex ed in your country.
>they are extremely sensitive, every guy seems to be really proud or protective of them,
I guess that kinda makes sense.

this reminds me of the first time i jacked off.
It was
SOOO MUCH
shit literally covered my whole crotch and then the towel
holy fucking shit the towel

They don't actually change size or weight (balls don't store semen, just the actual sperm) but the sack skin hangs freely when it's warm or pulls in close to the body when it's cold or during arousal

Ball fondling is the best, I think having them licked may actually be more enjoyable for me than having a mouth on my penis and just cupping them in the hand, kneading the sack skin and feeling the way they hang over my thigh when I'm laying on my side can be mildly pleasurable

I don't know how much I'm in the minority here but I keep mine shaven because I like the smooth, velvety feel of the sack skin that way

I keep mine shaven because I read on the internet that that's what girls like. Not that I'll ever get a gf.

>1. Do you cum a lot? How much do you cum normally? Is it liquid or thick?

Depends on how long since the last time.
Several times per day sometimes, so not much. But, as a guy, even if it hasn't been that long, if you're careful, you can squirt powerfully.
>2. Do you enjoy having your balls fondled?

Hell, what guy doesn't?


> Are your balls big? Do they hang low?

about walnut sized and they hang low only when the body feels necessary, such as after a hot shower.
>3. Is your dick big or small? Do you think you cum easily or not?

about three inches flaccid, six inches erect, and i can cum easily if i choose to do so.

>1. Do you cum a lot? How much do you cum normally? Is it liquid or thick?
Yes, I can ejaculate a pretty decent amount, about a palm-full volume-wise, so there's a good amount of volume to it I guess, and it's generally pretty thick I'd say, it has a very viscous consistency to it for the most part.
>2. Do you enjoy having your balls fondled? Are your balls big? Do they hang low?
I'm a virgin, so I've never had my balls fondled by anybody else, but I think I could very well enjoy that if a potential partner wanted to grope them or suck on them, at the very least I'm certainly not opposed to the concept of it by any means.
Also, my balls are a bit bigger than average-sized, they're not super massive, and they don't really hang all that low or anything, so I guess it'll just suffice to say that while they are not particularly heavy, they're still pretty big all the same.
>3. Is your dick big or small? Do you think you cum easily or not?
Big, and it's also not circumsized, thankfully!
I also guess that it cums pretty easily, in the sense that I've never had any issues with getting aroused or climaxing, so yes, to provide a definite answer to the question.

>Do you cum a lot?
Not sure if you mean at a time or in general. If it's how much at a time, it really spends on how full I am. In general, not a lot because I try not to masturbate.
>How much do you cum normally?
I dunno
>Is it liquid or thick?
It's generally a little thicker than hand soap, but it gets down to a watery consistency if I don't get time to fill up again.
>Do you enjoy having your balls fondled?
Dunno, virgin
>Are your balls big?
Yeah, kinda
>Do they hang low?
I don't know, how low do you mean?
>Is your dick big or small?
I dunno
>Do you think you cum easily or not?
I think my problem is that it takes a while to cum, maybe 5 minutes or more, never really bothered to time it.
I've heard that going longer than 3 minutes isn't enjoyable anyways, so whatever

1. Kinda, pretty thick
2. Not really, I don't have the biggest balls
3. Average length, thick girth. I think I cum pretty easily.

Comparing what, fembot?

My boyfriend. I have the feel that he cums a lot but his dick is not bigger than my hand and his balls look non existent. He also doesnt last much in bed. Yesterday he pretty much came the moment he put it in, but it was a lot of cum.

Not that im gonna leave him for something like that but I have been curious lately about how common that is. And in porn everyone has a big dick and huge nuts.

As long as he can make you pregnant, you shouldnt really complain.

I never complained in the thread,

If he shoots early then you may want to try asking him to jerk off a few hours before you plan to have sex, it takes a few days for me but when I let it build up I find that I can cum more quickly and shoot more while I can last longer if I already shot once that day

He sounds pretty pathethic but yeah, try making him fap a lot. He is gonna last more for sure if he doesnt have much saved.

1. yeah, it gets pretty messy. I make a lot on my first go of the day and go down progressively, sometimes until im almost dry.
2. it feels pretty nice. they're not remarkably large or small. nor remarkably high or low.
3. it's a little big but not enough to shock, pretty nice proportions with width though. I can cum pretty quickly if I don't pace myself but usually i try and keep myself a little slower to enjoy things more.

no. liquid and cold.
no, hurts
no, takes hours to cum

cumming is about diet mostly, before i worked out i fapping everyday i would only get a few drops but now i can shoot ropes multiple times a day from supplements and all the protein shakes.

and ive experienced the range, from it being extra liquidy when i drank loads of water to it being thick and clumpy when i was dehydrated. outside of those extremes it generally looks normal and it's not like you need to be careful to keep it that way at least for me.

all the larping tonight

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