Okay user, it's 2019, and the apocalypse has begun. Zombies begin to roam the streets, and the military has failed. The government has collapsed, and now it's every man for themselves. What do you do?
>do you join a group, or are you a lone wolf? >do you travel, or plant yourself in one location? >do you have any goals? find a cure? survive only? do you try to restore civilization, or do you hope to remain in the post-civilization world? >if you are in a group, what do you do? what is your role? >what is/are your weapon(s) of choice? what firearm? what close combat weapon?
Do you have any useful skills? How do you survive? Do you even want to survive, or do you just shoot yourself as soon as you realize what's going on? Be descriptive.
My goal is go into abandoned homes and jerk off into used panties. Oh and survive and shit I guess whatever
Jack White
group, since im not autistic
traveling every time new place is fucked up i guess
rebuild the world while keeping it in the apocalypse
idk what id do, maybe a supply runner or leader who tf knows
firearm, shotgun. close combat, either a bat or just a motherfucking riot shield
Ryan Jenkins
>zombie apocalypse I thought the point of this board was to be original?
Dominic Perry
Small group so we don't attract too much attention
Would set up camp so that it could be easily moved if theres and emergency, but would try to find an unpopulated area to settle down
Survival would be my only goal until there is enough order to think about the bigger picture
Probably would be a scout because I am pretty small and can run long distances
Wouldn't carry a firearm because they are loud and heavy. I am also shit at aiming Close combat would be a machete or crowbar because they are easy to find and use
Angel Diaz
Be one with the zombies. The world is pathetic anyway. What the fuck do I get by surviving? It'll just add more stress to my life. Fuck this. I'm gonna let myself be bitten
Caleb Sanders
Chain a zombie girl to a bed and take turns with my friends having sweet zombie girl smex.
I honestly dont think that any zombie outbreak would be able to break the army Also most of the people here will die when they realise that weapons get stuck in bodies. I would prob go to the next military outpost and live there.
You really need to specify how quick the infection spread and which kind of zombie (Vector and speed)
Ayden Wood
If it began today in Europe, it would infect the world completely in 6 months. Spreads through bodily fluids and/or bite scratching.
Zombies can go faster than walking, but can't sprint or anything.
Daniel Roberts
>tfw no zombie gf you and your friends can share Why even live, bois?
Jonathan Miller
Human teeth and jaws aren't really that strong nor are we particularly fast even at our best. The military wouldn't fail. Zombies would get reckd the moment an outbreak got big enough for serious military deployment and quarantines. A creature that can't even open doors let alone handle weapons isn't going to get past an organized manned perimeter, ever.
Caleb Rogers
Stop ruining OUR REDEMPTION. Its the ONLY THING WE HAVE! I NEED MY ZOMBIE GF.
>what do you do Go north where its to cold for mosquitos and laugh as everyone else dies from insects transmiting the illness.
Lucas Richardson
"Spreads through contact" OK shit fuck this isn't ebola. Niggas can actually shoot them or at worst case scenario, nuke em. They're firstly region locked, so good luck getting over seas, secondly they're dumb as shit, it would be as if 100 people were tasked with stepping on 10 mil snails, it'd take long but there's no real risk if you don't put it up your arse. Idk, mate it interesting, tried airborne diseases? Yeah, those which actually can do some real damage and are hardly contained? Oh wait I forgot i's an r9k shitpost, nobody can be original
Kevin Reed
Of fuck. I forgot about mosquitos. Why was that never a thing in mainstream zombie films? Its a major loophole. Walking Dead btfo.
Hudson James
Traditionally, the disease is spread through saliva. Not blood. That doesnt work.
Robert Bennett
Biggest factor would be incubation time and where it starts. If it starts somewhere that doesn't have a particular dense population and has a short incubation time fuckall would happen before it's contained. If it starts in a densely populated area and has a short incubation time quite a few people in the area would die and depending on the city that could have significant economic and social effects, it it starts in a major population center and has a long incubation time then it could easily spread to multiple major cities before whats going on becomes apparent and then you have a real global or at least national disaster on your hands. It still wouldn't be end of civilization apocalypse level but the wide areas effected would demand much larger quartine zones, less manpower available, much harder clean up, future outbreaks due to the number of people involved allowing zombies slipping into the wilds before quartine is enacted, and a lot more incidental deaths from people being trapped in hotzones. The thing is ultimately your still just dealing with human beings that have super rabies though so a disease like that is not the end of the world but it could shake up the world significantly. Worst case you might get an end of the world as we know it sort of societal impact.
Sebastian Peterson
My plan has always been to fuck off into the desert. Find some place kind of high up and some nice long distance optics. Whether it's binoculars or a nice scope. Just chill and keep an eye on stuff. I'm not interested in playing politics in the apocalypse, I can barely deal with my idiot coworkers. Zombies and humans will both become immobile in direct sunlight before too long.
Carter Anderson
I would hole up in my apartment until either zombies barge in or the electricity gets turned off. I would hang out on the internet and observe. Once internet and electricity are ded it's suicide for me.
Josiah Morales
>group I'm personable and reliable so I'd be able to at least fit in, if not lead one. >one spot Amount of zombies is countless over the earth, but if you just eliminate the plague within your town, you don't have much to worry about >restore civ Then we can find a cure >leader/fighter >guns Any of them I can get my hands on, really.
I got some basic survival knowledge taught from my dad. I want to live, so I will.
Probably end my own life in that situation. Zombies would be hell on earth. I would rather eat a bullet than live in a world like that. Now, if it were just a regular apocalypse scenario, then yeah I would try to do anything to survive so that maybe one day I could have a somewhat normal life again. But zombies? There's no coming back from that.
Wyatt Brooks
All these survival apocalypse scenarios seriously underestimate what a complete and sudden collapse of industrialized infrastructure can do to the habitability of the planet. Barring the very obvious disasters waiting to happen, like a nuclear power plant going Fukushima, or weaponized pathogens and chemicals being unleashed because no one's around to maintain their holding facilities, the more mundane aspects of modern life spinning out of control are never accounted for.
Here's what Hurricane Sandy did to the conventional power plant in Manhattan a few years ago: youtu.be/3Nq5qIxoZyE
This is the aftermath of Hurricane Florence on an industrial pig farm (and the feces generated by those pigs): youtu.be/KKyGdf2v6vw
These what-if scenarios are fun to discuss but any real sudden collapse of civilization would see most of us dead in very painful ways and the amount of livable space shrinking dramatically, and that's not even factoring in zombie hordes.
Cameron Wood
My plan is to smoke one last cigar and wash it down with a bullet.
John Garcia
How long would it take for a zombie to starve? I say 1 month tops
Isaiah Phillips
>Zombies The most boring and cliche apocalypse scenario ever imagined
Ethan Lopez
> find a gun and bullet shoot myself in the fucking head
