ITT: post your krpytonite

ITT: post your krpytonite

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Imagine having such shit kryptonite
Mine is Cheez-Its

sick magic mushrooms bro hope you have a good trip

thought that was a bag of fucking BEEs dawg

DELETE THIS

i can gulp this shit down in 10 minutes

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>Not jalapeno synders
Kek
Degenerate
It's the best sweet user

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>Jalapeno synders
FUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK, those are a lot better than Cheez-Its

Based

Based

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Those are the kind of cookies I would buy a pack of 6 and not be able to stop myself till I finish the whole thing. I haven't had these in years

Ohhhh nonononono
Delete

FUCK YOU user STOP RUINING MY CUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>degenerate
>post cosplay
Looks like youre the degenerate

One more week and I’m doing this. Two full days of all my kryptonites. Day two is basically the same thing. It’s the last time I’ll be able to smoke ever(haven’t smoked in a year either) and I haven’t had any of the shit on here in months and don’t plan to until I take my first vacation in 2 years from now.

Yes it’s extremely based and degenerate, suck it

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Baby needs his dumbdumb juice

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>Play bass
Oh I bet you are that fag who think he can play when he is high

It's pretty fucking good

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>not Tvarscki
My kryptonite right now are sips. I binge them. I had a caffeine hangover or something yesterday and it broke my gym streak. Least I haven't drank booze in a while.

Activated almonds

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wtf at first i thought this is sneaky, but then i googled the image and it actually is sneaky.
Boys i think my nofap ends today pls help

I fucking love dates but I have to be careful with them.

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What are dates like? I never had one.

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crossdresser cosplay at that

A big raisin thats sweeter/stickier and kinda tastes like caramel

>date

haha yeah

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They are godlike with hazelnuts. Unbelievable
I find them satiating though, like all sugar. Try eating 200 grams of them, most people can't even do that due to too much sugar at once.

Actually I can’t play at all I just started learning. Do you play? If you do I’d love some tips for getting better

Also fuck you tamfaggii haha when will you learn any time you post I’ll throw this insult at you. Almost didn’t notice it was you this time.

Before it was coca cola. I would go through 2-5 cans a day, I shit you not. Then UK supermarkets started stocking American cream soda. It beats the life out of the shitty Afro Caribbean artificial sweetener filled crap we have had for the last generation (barrs) and the British (Scottish) equivalent of irn bru. Thank fuck the US markets aren't sugar regulated, but as a result a bottle of this costs as much as a bottle of good beer.

It's a blessing in disguise really. Now instead of beer I drink this and don't drink any other fizzy drinks, and might, at most, have 4 bottles a week, although typically 2.

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Thanks for he thread bumperino
What do you think about monster? I just had an extra big can today if the green one and it was pretty good.

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These bitches

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I like their dried pineapple. Also Publix cookies from the bakery are straight fire that’s the cookies I mentioned in this

I just can't get enough of them

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Cappuccino chip ice cream. This stuff is so fucking good.

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Aren't they good on protein?

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Cheaper than cream soda but still has that artifical tang to it which is really off putting. I used to love relentless (apple and kiwi) and then the gauava rockstar but to me, monster was always the lesser of the sips. All sips are inferior to a good cream soda now. If you can i highly recommend splashing out on a bottle and trying it.

Homemade with love :-)

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interracial porn

based

Also i am a crossdresser and just ordered my first dildo (obviously of black colour). I am so excited to use it for the first time.

>M&M cookies

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too many chocolate chips. looks like too much flour as well. they should be thin and crispy, you piece of shit

post ressipy?

I'm too tall and masculine to be a sissy so that has never appealed to me however I pretty much only watch femdom or ir now. I really want my gf to eat out my ass while my legs are pulled over my face until I cum into my own mouth so we can then snowball my semen between us. I just don't know how to bring it up to her haha.

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Every week at least once, sadly its more like 3 times a week though.
And by times i mean a drinking sesh with 5+ glasses

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Only thing i get cravings for

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>beat it (furiously/rough)

Nice

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Maybe you could try asking her if she has any fetishes or sex fantasies. If she answers something embarrassing it will be easier for you to tell her

The macros are all good, but they are like 500kcal/100g

>GOD TIER

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>peanut butter
You're asking for a beating with that shit taste

With chimoy and limon and you’ve got it

Have you had the Tastyklairs? They're disgusting and I can't not get one when I go to Wawa

these fuck me up

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>tfw the sticky ended ice cream, soda and fast food.
I still feel the burns of mint ice cream. I find myself contantly day dreaming about sweets. I'll look at sweets, remember the taste, and tell my self that's just as good as eating it. God help me.

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they're ok but the goodnight is always awkward unless durnk in which case you proceed to bang

i've never been on one either but i have read extensively on the subject from other fitizens

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weissbier

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Good fucking beer choice user. Based indeed. That's my favorite beer. On a cut right now so i can't drink it though.

every fucking time I go to the movies I can’t help it

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Looks identical to my cookies except I use less chocolate chips.
>they should be thin and crispy
Holy shit kill yourself.

Abelardos. It's a Mexican food place and the best you can get in Omaha, Nebraska.

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Pork Katsu, my mom is Japanese and she makes me it sometimes. Fried pork can't be healthy, but it's so good.

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food no longer brings me pleasure

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than you're good.
it actually helps people to lose weight
dont mix them with soda though

At the risk of sounding too euphoric, jesus fuck I wish I had Japanese home cooking every day

Post pics of mom please

please recipe now, I only make good brownies and my cookies are usually shit. I'll swap recipes if you post :)

/sip/s are a mighty curse once you’re hooked on them. A good way to ditch them is drink coffee or strong tea instead, those are both much cheaper, fewer calories, less acidic and more secondary health benefits.
>t. baseline for “functional” used to be at least a 16oz Rockstar Punched

Chacolate and peanutbutter. It WILL be my last meal.

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Any and all beer that isn’t cheap American light beer
Energy drinks (mostly broke that habit, but by god the rush is too good)
Cardio (I’m on the lightweight side, so burning calories can be counterproductive to my strength goals, but I just fucking love jogging)
Shitty YouTube meme comps

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My mommas homemade desserts

south florida anons report in

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I've learned that I just can't afford to buy them anymore. I have no control over them.

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Me too, user. I would easily eat a big bag of those a day when I was a teen.

What’s the lumpy stuff

Ice Poseidon biopic when

Also I tried this once, it was alright

Right up there with the great taste of penis

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...I'm sorry user

I love good dry sausage. Too bad all amerifat sausage is the gross moist kind

I remember watching a video stating these as some of the worst candies according to twitter yet I could eat my weight worth of them in a single sitting and still want more

These things are like crack to me.

fuck, forgot to post the picture

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ate 3 pizzas this week alone

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ate a whole goddamn 1 kilogram pizza earlier today

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If you're still here swing by Schuyler and get a beef tongue taco from Hernandez Taqueria. They're a pop-up food truck right off of Colfax.
t. Lincolnite but I duck hunt up there

This but Vanilla Coke.

Sorry pal, my sister made em
I dont have the recipe

dis nigga eatin bees

Why do you have to stop smoking forever?

lel

i don’t know what the fuck is wrong with me. this shit and roasted unsalted pecans.

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>not drinking absolut

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>Drinking absolut

>Ultra-pasteurized

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Looks good, I hope you enjoy yourself.

This. This prevents me from travelling. Who'd think goddamn cheese curds would be restricted to one province of one country?

And most restaurants suck, so I have to make my own too.

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based