Fembot Feels Thread

guy did nothing wrong you schizo

Hello this is the bait n wait line, operator talking, are you currently in ? Very well your bait has been placed, although it was a really low cost one so you won't get many you's but still please do enjoy them, have a nice day!

>samefag

Cringe as fuck

ill eat ur ass if u dont cheat on me

It's a bit hairy tho

thn shave

But I like it fluffy

That's a small price to pay for fidelity.

Wait are you implying getting my ass ate would be my reward?

equal right equal fights amirite??

Not me, but that was the original premise . I was saying the hair is not an issue, if it means you won't cheat.

>tfw can't tell if fembot has genuinely gone offline or is ghosting me

But user, eating my ass should be a delight for you

How does this picture make you feel, fellow femanons?

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Not if it's hairy. Actually, probably not at all. I think I'd only like that in porn.

The hair gives it texture

Fuck off, snowflake. Retroactively abort yourself.

I cringe for you

I eat a lot of ass and smooth is best

l have no idea why you'd think that would be a good thing.

I doubt many guys have smooth asses

I do

I use nair so my gf will eat me out and finger me while she sucks me off

>getting cancer so you can be a degenerate
Thanks Darwin

What girl? And what did he say?

paperandheadphones, comment wasn't original

What do I do with this misinformation

Make me a club, only wheat bread, no toast

What a dumb ass. That's a big nono

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How about don't cheat on me and we will call it even?

I prefer fluffy bush to shaved

>he actually believes the seventh grade sex ed scare memes

You need to be 18 to post here. Reported

Fuzzy asses are nice.
Gotta stay natural.

What about fuzzy balls

I don't know, I'm not gay.
Original as fuck.

No stinky incels allowed!

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I masturbated about being raped and murdered again

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Nooooo fuck off. None of you cunts have anything decent to offer the board. You arent robots and you are not welcome.

Go and have babies and shutup.

THIS IS NOT CRYSTAL CAFE. FUCK OFF.

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We fembots have every right to post here. Only fembots know the true feeling of loneliness. Moids like you will never understand

Yeah no. Both crystal cafe and lolcow will be raided for the next 24 hours. I hope youre happy. Get off my board and dont ever post here cunt. You can start a discord and get 30 adds. You dont know loneliness.

I will post where I want and I will not take orders from any man, especially not a moid who probably has ten femcel orbiters he ignores

l like fembots posting here. lt's proof there are girls with whom I have things in common and loneliness isn't a competition.

any neet robots play Tera? robots don't seem too into mmos, bummer

Would a man tolerate an alcoholic gf?

i do i have installed, but i was just starting playing some months ago but gave up cuz i dont have no one to explain how it works i know the basics though, if you want to..

Depends but are you one?

>things in common

You constantly let men use you as a cum target?

have you played MMOs before user?

Tera sucks but has some cute females.
I'm currently a bit on a MMO break, geting a bit hyped for WoW Classic in summer.

>probably has ten femcel orbiters
W-what? Is this a thing?

I'm an alcoholic if that's what you're asking.

>WoW
that game is so ugly, I just couldn't get into it

most moids have femcel orbiters. they just refuse to settle for less than stacey

What's a fun mmo I could play on a toaster? I tried playing the really popular Japan only one that had a dreamcast port or something, it was fun but I had no friends to play with ;_;.
Enlighten me mmo fembots

yeah but female or male? and yeah i think id be okay with an alcoholic person, i only drink wine and somtimes beer but only with flavours, im not really into alcohol, although id try to help quitting alcohol somehow, step by step, i wouldnt want them to be fucked up forever. sorry.

Eh, almost all MMOs have sub-par graphics. Some make do with a decent artstyle, and WoW is just that.

>mfw meet fembots from time to time and just talk to one of them until they ghost me and block me after I try to reach them again.
What the fuck is a moid tho

not really, just sjyrim for a bit and tera, which is the most ive played but well theyre comfy

wow
ffxiv
gw2
bns
MapleStory
Tera

You just listed mmos, give me a potato one

feels disappointment and hope is lost

>bad, I mean bad sophomore experience with senior football player
>nope to every guy after
>senior year sit beside robot
>he'll be cute with a little clean up
>he talks, is funny, overcome w/FANTASY
>I give him valentine
>he wants date, HELL YEAH
>real date, romantic!!!!!!!!!! Who knew from robot
>don't want night to end, park near lake
>KISSES! KISSES! KISSES!
>What's that a hand between my legs and other on my boobs
>don't care in the moment
>he's kinda rough, no real rough, ouch
>power through the pain but he's about to rub my clitoris off it burns
>tell him I got to go home
>next day my vagina is raw and boobs sore
>Monday smiles and tries to recount the escapade and asks for another date
>make excuse, make excuse, make excuse
>FANTASY of tender lover shattered
>can't get past

Runescape runs on every toaster, even phones.

>tfw you're a 32 year old virgin because of sexual dysfunction
>tfw it wouldn't even matter if you got a miracle cure tomorrow because your total lack of sexual experience means you're pretty much a teenager in an adult's body and won't fit in with either group
>tfw it wouldn't even matter if people did accept you because you still feel like a teenager and you know that no one would really see you as one
>tfw all you can think about is how you want to become a succubus or something and spend all your time fucking to make up for the yeas of denial, frustration, self-loathing, humiliation, shame, and despair
>tfw even that probably wouldn't help because you'd still remember who you were before and it would follow you around like a stain on your fucking soul, and you wouldn't be able to escape the feelings of shame and failure
>tfw your only hope is reincarnation and losing all memory of this abortion of a life

will you guide me through it? ;_;

Robots came up with
>female = femoid
So now robots larping as femcels use
>male = moid

I don't know shit about the game sorry!

>sexual dysfunction
What did sHE mean by this
Also suck my seed for the rest of eternity pls

not the same poster but i play runescape as well and would be happy to help you out!

>watch natsume yuujinchou
>makes me want to have a family and cute sons
stahp. real kids are not as cute as tama and kitsune and natsume.

You wanna play later today? I can't voice chat tho

>lost another sugar daddy

I think im starting to peak, im doomed

I think it's off topic but how do I be friend fembots? Would really like to make new friends from the opposite gender. :(

Classic wow is getting re-released this summer.

>Robots came up with
>female = femoid
No, that came from the reddit incels.
We just called them femanon, Stacies or roasties.

And then you want pictures of my tits lol

That's okay, there's no in-game voice chat and I'm too spergy with talking anyway. You can get it on your phone now too if you have a decent one
My name is Valei in-game, i'll leave my private chat open for you

Keen to do both at once desu

That is the the reply I was expecting.
It's not my fault you only meet retards. What would I get with having a picture of your tits in the first place? If I just want to see one I can just search it online.
I'd only appreciate more friends with similar interests.

Robots, fembots, lurkers, anyone who wanna join this server feel free to join, everyone is welcome and 0 bully.

/9RZhAKM

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Fair enough. I'm not new to Jow Forums but I've only been on r9k specifically for a couple months.

Asking for nudes is lame. They're only nice when she does it spontaneously.

Doing the tutorial right now

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She thinks every man worships her tits and vagina, what a retard

welp I just fuckin died to a goblin and lost all of my awesome newbie gear.

I NEED A CLASSIC WOW SQUAD

uhm what server region?

Our mind goes to degeneracy when lonely. I don't blame ya.

Just speak to us. I had a "friend" who kept going "oh I was playing this video game called--oh haha wrong crowd right? Let's talk about girlier things for user's sake". Just don't be condescending, it's annoying. Talk to us as you would talk to a guy normally, there really isn't much difference.

>talk with dude about life and stuff
>find out it was a girl a month or so into our friendship
>she completely changes the way she behaves and is now bratty and condescending
Why do you do this, fembots?

T H I S

>tfw she's been offline for a month and I'm not sure if she killed herself, got kicked out again, or is just too depressed to sign in

Femanons who are kind of losers but not crazy, pls hmu

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femanons who are crazy or not, pls let me hit u

But I don't know anyone, really. That's why I asked. Do you have any discord server you could invite me to?
And I do talk with girls normally (in real life) but they don't share similar interests. In my point of view, trying to be friend people here gives me more chances to find people with akin tastes. Unfortunately I don't find any place and when I ask here the replies are like the one from the person that mentioned tits.