>girl asked if i'm circumsized
>i lie and say that i'm not circumsized
>she's very happy and says she prefers it to circumsized
>girl asks how tall I am
>i lie and say that i'm 6'2
>she's very happy and says she wants a tall man
I'm circumsized and 5'9.
>lie
>be mad when it bites you on the ass
Retard logic, everyone.
What kind of whore has a preference in penis circimcision or not? How many cocks has this slut gobbled? Plus she's asking how tall you are? This whore is so shallow she probably fucks the scrubbiest of scrubs
Not only that if you’re short and skinny you could probably convince her your 5”-6” normal dick is actually 8” and she’s buy it, then assume she had great sex even if you just rabbit fucked her for 15 minutes
>tfw uncircumcised and 6'3
See I bet you'd kill to be me, but I'm still lonely and unhappy.
You know why?
Because everybody is lonely and unhappy.
No
You're just so lame that even with good features, you squander it. Yes, I would absolutely be much better off if I was 6'2 and uncircumsized, but there isn't a thing that I can do to change either of those features so I have to compensate.
>being able to last 15 mins
one day
I don't squander anything.
I'm lonely and unhappy because i'm human. Nobody will ever truly understand me including myself and happiness will always only encompass brief moments. I will live out my existence striving for meaning until I die.
by how you type it's obvious that you suck
Just rename fit to r9k please.
Id prefer to suffer for that shit instead of being unable to get an erection
>girl asked if i'm circumsized
No woman would ask this.
She did and I thought it was weird but I already guessed she wanted me to be uncircumsized if she was asking so I lied and I was correct.
Should have called her out on it and turned the tables.
DID YOU HAVE FUN SHITTING UP Jow Forums'S BOARDS TONIGHT TO LARP YOUR GAY LITTLE FAKE STORY, FAGGOT?
NOW FUCK OFF
What is so unbelievable about it you circumsized manlet?
How on earth would a woman not recognize 5’9 as 6’2? Or is this all over the internet
Clearly the only solution is to get yourself circumcised
Mixed it up, start that foreskin restoration I meant
It was in a skype call over 3 years ago.
lainlain your trip
Circumcision has so many benefits that one would question the motives of anyone against it.
Wut
>What kind of whore has a preference in penis circimcision or not?
One who is made up
fuck off, jewnigger
Why are unclean people so obsessed with called us names?