Tfw no hyena wife

Skinny manlet here, please bully me and let me oil your abs
Fuck captchas and fuck jannies

add me pls fembot

Time of eternity#8828

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What's your contact of preference, I wanna have fit bully femanon friend

>look! look! this one animal from a different species and a completely different genus has different sex and behavior characteristics! that means that I can chop my dick off or get one surgically attached and have weird sex!

Women, feminists, and gays were a mistake.

>this image promotes degeneracy, white genocide and the death of western culture!!!
Poltards were a mistake

Please tell me you're in Arizona by some miracle.

FUck off thirsty losers

I don't mind guys smaller than me, both height/weight. I don't know about skellies though, I was going to try a relationship with a skelly but I actually physically hurt him by accident more than once.

Nope south east.

>I actually physically hurt him by accident more than once
Good.

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Jokes on you bitch lasagna I posted my alt, I will NEVER suffer the ultimate humiliation of being shot down on r9k, cause NO ONE WILL KNOW IT'S ME!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

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H-how the fuck did you hurt him, now I'm afraid of you

A boy should always be a little afraid of his hyena wife.

Okay this is cringee

>thirsty losers
You think that's an insult? It would be like going to the ghetto to laugh at poor people.

Hnnnnnngg crush my hips please

Oh it's your alt that's a shame because I was going to accept.

Well like one time while changing positions I dislocated his hips, no fucking joke I had to take him to hospital. I felt at that point a long term relationship wouldn't work. Stuff like that, where like I'd grab him by the hand to pull to me and it would hurt him, or drag him across the room by the legs and he'd twist something trying to stop it. Hell, he bruised when we cuddled, I didn't feel I was THAT rough wth him.

I mean I'm not some she-hulk or anything, just a lot bigger than an average woman and stronger but the average is such a low bar. But I have a fear of skellies now of hurting them, at least if it were in a relationship, the guilt and feeling bad would be too much I think. Outside of a relationship I don't really care. I broke a different skelly boy's arm by pushing him over once, and had a good laugh about it. More just how fragile and unlucky he was more than trying to be a bitch.

>I've always been a bully
I mean as long as you let me rest on your legs while you stroke my hair from time ti time, I wouldn't mind a little humiliation

Sounds like that guy needed some milk, a rough gf sounds nice tho, I can't take people's distance nowadays. I want to get bear hugged, big spooned, thigh locked and hand holded during cowgirl

>tfw no hyena wife who's actually much smaller than I am and doesn't have a penis

>Oh it's your alt that's a shame because I was going to accept.
Incel btfo'd

>FUck off thirsty losers
>I was going to accept

>one time while changing positions I dislocated his hips
DEATH BY SNU SNU
>drag him across the room by the legs
Hot.

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Anyone noticed how there is always that one "femanon" who perfectly fits something wanted by OP?
Really odd...

>he bruised when we cuddled
Jesus I used to think I was weak, but this dude takes the cake.

It'd be one thing if it were like ">tfw no billionaire 180 IQ world tennis pro movie star gf" and someone was posting about being one. But a tough girl isn't that much a stretch, there's been ones to post pics even before proving. The whole varbie trend has brought some crawling out of the woodwork

You should stay with your partner regardless of if he is a skelly or not retard don't leave a person over shit like that roastie whore

I don't think it would work if the guy wasn't a skelly though because an average guy would probably be stronger and weigh more than me. Plus on the height though, I am freakishly tall which is the root cause for the way I am in part I suppose, no thanks to dad and his side of the family genes for size.

How about hair pulling?

It's called a shit test dude.

You can laugh but it made me feel so bad that what could have been a relationship died for me. Not fun when you actually hurt someone like that you're supposed to care about.

Yes, very short and very skinny and frail. It allowed me to be able to throw my size around with him compared to an average guy but at the same time it came with the drawback of how delicate he was. I mean it's something, when you pick someone up in a hug from behind and you hear and feel their back go snap-snap-snap all the way down, let him go and he falls down and can't stand for a few moments.

Sorry but how can I expect to have a family, kids with a guy when he can't even make a baby without getting injured in the process?

>I don't think it would work if the guy wasn't a skelly though
So you actually prefer it this way?
>I am freakishly tall
How tall?
>How about hair pulling?
Hot, but I like to keep my hair too short to pull most of the time. It only gets long between buzzcuts.
>shit test
Shit tests are shit, but fuck this guy in particular so I guess this one was actually good.

Where did you meet this guy, Auschwitz?
And I've got a below average BMI, so you can probably use me as a ping pong paddle.
are you keen on the hand holding tho?

>That webm
Got any more?

I'll tank through our mating sessions, hopefully this way my kids will be taller than me

She only posted the one with her clit but here's the thread if you want to see the rest of her.
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/47965508/#47976610

I'm saying the dynamic of me being able to bully a guy physically wouldn't work if he wasn't a skelly since I couldn't intimidate an average guy I don't think.

And by freakish, I think 6'2" is pretty freakishly tall for a girl? But then most of the women from my dad's side are around the 6' range. Them old world viking genes. The tallest is a cousin who I straight up think is 6'4" despite being a woman, she lives back in the country that side of the family all hail from.

Tiny little Brit-boy exchange student, he was so cute and prim and proper that I wanted to ruin him. Wanted to hear him complain with that accent of his. I mean I bullied him into trying a relationship to begin with.

Hand holding is good tho.

That would result in only average children though. The thought is kind of appealing in a weird way though, saving some unfortunate weak boy from his own genes by giving him strong children to "fix" his genes.

Think a guy would be suicidal though if even his daughters were bigger and stronger than him.

>I think 6'2" is pretty freakishly tall for a girl
SNU SNU

If my daughters were taller than me I'd be proud, if they weren't I would be proud too, fuck people that project their insecurities on their children.
Brit boys are all weak, what were you expecting.
>6'2
Would you mind if I called you the M word
let's hand hold

so fahnny joke

If you called me mommy I'd headlock you. Then hold your hand afterward, you fucking mommy-fag loser.

Anyway fun thread, don't let your hyena dreams be memes OP, big girls is out here.

Only half joking. Snu snu is a good thing.

Bye mommie

>If you called me mommy I'd headlock you. Then hold your hand afterward, you fucking mommy-fag loser.

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>tfw even wildlife has futa
>tfw all we have is normal whamen and trannies

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>If you called me mommy I'd headlock you. Then hold your hand afterward, you fucking mommy-fag loser.
Sounds hot
I'd call you mommy constantly despite not being into it that much

>wanting a woman to do all the work

What work? I just want a big bully girl to love.

WHY CAN'T I HAVE A BIG STRONG GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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You want someone attached to you who will never leave even if it means the relationship is abusive (i.e. you're being used). You are also afraid of being the dominant one socially and want the woman to take care of that for you, and presumably take the lead with everything in life.

It only counts as being abusive if I don't enjoy it. What's wrong with a woman being the dominant one in a relationship?

No I just want someone to somewhat depend on emotionally and that won't mind me being physically weaker than average.
But please do continue analyzing random people on a women hate Cambodian forum.

>tfw trannies make you feel less than human
why are they such vindictive cunts?

The fuck do trannies have to do with hyena wives?

they need to appropriate another species' traits to support their bs

As I said earlier in the thread, a megaclit is the least important aspect of a hyena wife. This has nothing to do with trannies. The OP image is part of a series of comics based on animal sexuality. It just so happens that female hyenas have large clits that they use for urinating, mating, and birthing.

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>why are mentally deranged people so mean?

Just another reason for me to fucking hate hyenas.

Why would you hate hyenas? They're bretty cool animals.

it has everything to do with trannies. they need the normal human sexual experience to look like masculine male+feminine female(human genders) and so any relationship unlike that is not a normal human relationship and you're essentially not human if you're in this relationship.

Their retarded laugh, the fact that they don't even hunt their own food and they were Scar's doofuses in The Lion King

I can't even tell if you're arguing for or against atypical relationships. Either way this shit has nothing to do with trannies and there's nothing wrong with a female led relationship.
Fuck your disney bullshit; hyenas hunt their own food. How don't you like their laugh though? How fucking rad is it that an animal makes a laughing sound when it's hunting? It's so menacing.

ignore troons

Animals have very small penises for the most part, you wouldn't be satisfied by a hyena.

You are obsessed, my dude.

>hurr durr you need a mega dick to enjoy sex
it's all about arousal and knowing how to please your partner you porn addicted mega faggot

>atypical relationships
trannies will be the cause of their own downfall >)

I don't think it's a tranny, they're literally saying they don't like trannies. It's either a feminine boy or a masculine woman. I think they're trying to say that they hate trannies for making them feel bad for being a reversed gender roles relationship or something like that. I still don't get what it has to do with trannies though. I'm sure they're not being egged by trannies on the street telling them to be normal.
Not a literal hyena. Hyenas are cool and all, but I don't want to fug one. Plus I'm pretty sure they don't use their clits for buttfucking, so their size wouldn't change how pleasurable sex is.
Yeah no shit. Their downfall begins with the fact that they're trannies.

The normal human sexual experience is a masculine male and feminine male, though. There's nothing necessarily wrong with something being atypical.

with "penis penetrating male" kind of sex, it is about size
since this sort of sex is unholy and unnatural, only the biggest of dicks can even reach your prostate and cause you pleasure

Jesus you are such a fucking spaz, go neck yourself please

I guess that's what I get for arguing with shitposters :^)

That's wrong though. You can poke your prostate with your pinky finger.

You can, if you are wrist deep in your ass.

>The normal human sexual experience is a masculine male and feminine male, though.
t. tranny crusader

How would it make any sense for trannies to support such a stance? Wouldn't they want it the other way around or nonexistent? Besides, just look around. Almost all relationships are masculine male and feminine female. Normal just means common and that's the most common relationship style.

trannies are very invested in preserving patriarchal gender norms

>gender norms
So you admit they're normal? Why are you so invested in what trannies think? They're a minuscule part of the population and even those who are accepting of them don't think they're normal.

based and yeenpilled

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That shit's adorable.

>you admit they're normal?
so you admit they're patriarchal and trannies support the patriarchy?

You got me there. They're definitely patriarchal and trannies are guys so yeah they'd likely support the patriarchy.

>she would keep messing with you and teasing and bullying you and physically outcompeting you whenever she could
>whenever you'd lose and you'd start pouting she'd just grab your arm and pull you into a hug you can't escape from
>would eventually do so in public and in front of crowds of people
>you couldn't do anything but submit and maybe try and hide your shameful face into her chest or neck
>and maybe hide the happy smile as well
I'm not fit but I'm not weak either so why the fuck do I want this kinda shit so much

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to put it simply, its about being able to trust someone who has power over you

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I wanna talk shop privately with the fellow hyena domme, but I know she'll never post any contact info and I don't want to post mine for fear of thrist-adds and don't want orbiters. It's a pity, really. It would be nice to talk to someone who knows what its like from a similar perspective.
I also don't really want to take away from her territorial pissings on this thread, so I don't plan to post anymore other than this.

I just wanna say, don't lose hope, beta losers.
I found my buly victim here. I'm sure he'll follow me to the ends of the earth. It's nice. I hope that you can find the same. It's rare, but it happens.

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Thank you for the kind words of inspiration.

Couldn't help but think:
>notice me senpai

Aside from facts like females being larger and meaner, everything in that picture is just human fantasy

>Aside from facts like females being larger and meaner, everything in that picture is just human fantasy
Spotted the retard.

nice argument negro

You didn't provide any argument in the first place, retard.

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its not really that far from the truth

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So far we've got 2 hyena ladies in this thread. One is taken and doesn't want to talk to anyone other than a fellow hyena lady. The other gave us some nice posts but I think she left without really connecting with any potential bully victims. Can we get a third hyena lady in here? God I hope so.

kys you subhuman nigger baboon

>didn't contact me
>instead other fembot contacted me
>kinda slutty
you lose some you win some