Aye white boy! Tell me your biggest Jow Forumsness inspiration right fucking now before I pop a cap in yo ass!

>Started lifting because friends did it
>Went to a bar one night
>Two skinny guys shot to either side of a narrow hallway when they saw me coming
>Ever since then have been on a mission to get bigger and bigger

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>being this big of a geed
One day the light will catch up with you. There’s always a bigger, badder, and meaner fish

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Fucking geed

>There’s always a bigger, badder, and meaner fish
Not if I can help it

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The only correct answer

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Based

Of all the things to threaten me for, this negro gentleman sure seems nice

niggers are the worst

What the fuck is that image

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kicked out of my enlistment in the army. getting fit to get back in and call my recruiter a faggot.

To make them pay for what they did to me

Based and kill all womenpilled

little babby doesn't know what femdom is

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I'm inspired by the idea of never breaking any bones.

I want my girlfriend to be proud of me

[spoiler]and make this feeling she's pitying me stop[/spoiler]

i do not like myself

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my gf
i want her to be able to bfmog all her friends and be smug as fuck around me
also it means i can fug her in any position she likes as hard as we want without getting tired

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I have to beat some guy up

Imagine drawing and typing this out.
What a bunch of losers
This board would be so much better without gay anime shit

>board
it's spelled w-o-r-l-d user

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Proud of that ape for keeping his booger hooker off the bang button for his glamour shot

I've never accomplished anything related to physical activity before so I wanna prove i'm not a weak manchild

Mola, is that you?

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shoo shoo nigger

I want to be able to rip nigger heads off

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Unironicly have sex

I've reported you to the cyber police

Good trigger finger nigger.

based

that's GOMAD for you, fren

For some time it has been
>the hottest girl from my hs does weightlifting nowadays
>totally mogs me on the snatch and C&J
I hope to one day be as strong as she is.

Based calisthenicsmovementbro.

I lift because I have nothing better to do with my day..

I want to prove that it's my shit personality that's keeping me from having a gf
Best way to do that is to get rid of the shit body

Bring me your cute sister, nigger

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I do it for her

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Looks like the image struck a nerve.
Don't worry buddy. Plenty of fish in the sea, right?

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Imagine seething this much over a drawing lmao.
Leddit is to your left.

kys
this shit is why I wish for a real holocaust this time

cope gtfo you fucking dyels

Oh shi-
Unironically Joe Rogan.