He isnt on Tinder yet

I tried. Lots of utter qts who look nice and qt. Got matches but haet intimacy so much I got scared and turned it off.

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I can't drive, live with my parents, am ugly and submissive. Also at 27 I don't even think women exist at that age that are still into sensitive girly men. They just want a dominant provider to lead and provide.

I am Asian male.

Women get online and their standards increase exponentially. I've had the same experience. Tinder, I'm only matching with ugly girls. In clubs, after a few drinks, I'm the baddest guy there.

Lmao get some hair on your face. Back in the 70s and 80s black people used to joke that only gay guys didn't have facial hair.

>I am Asian male.
pls be my gf

Facial hair is fucking gross.

First of all.
It's an app for one-night stands and I'm not interested in that.
Secondly
What would I even do with those matches?
You think any of the girls would like a NEET that isn't interested in the normie stuff they like?
The girls want the typical sporty chad that will watch Netflix with them. I'm not really interested in any of that.

I just want a gf that will watch anime with me while talking about meaningless philosophical shit

>get matches
>0 experience with women
>no replies
Well this is fun

>ugly face
>pajeet skin
>small dick
>khhv
I dont know OP

I don't even like myself, so I can't expect a girl to like me.

got banned for my bio being "im that big gorilla dicked sex god and if you dont blow me right i might kill you" which is obviously a joke so im assuming some of those dumb bitches reported me or the moderation was stupid fat bitches who i didnt swipe on kek

>I am Asian male.
pls be my bf

>You think any of the girls would like a NEET that isn't interested in the normie stuff they like?
no

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>Going to a dinner so a girl can talk about whoring herself
What the absolute fuck is wrong with men.
Literal cuckoldry in verbal form.

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if a girl has hundreds of other matches (Which they will) why would i try to compete with these dudes who try harder when she'll most certainly continue talking to them or cheat? also i dont have any pictures that depict me as social or successful, which is pretty much all you need to get matches.

you did eventually fuck her right?

too ugly and lack of self-esteem
also i kinda have an irrational fear of seeing someone i know on there.
i know it makes no sense since they're on therere as well but it makes me feel weird.
also I fear that i might get no matches at all which would destroy my last bit of confidence

>im going to be corny and ask
cringe

>i got all the dick i can manage
>i use tinder to strictly hookup
>hey wanna still get dinner even though we wont fuck?
>your beta ass still says yes

I got a profile to just check it out
Already couldn't be arsed after 30 seconds
How do people do this for hours?

>>i got all the dick i can manage
>>i use tinder to strictly hookup
they do though

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>Already couldn't be arsed after 30 seconds
>How do people do this for hours?
it takes a special kind of female stamina

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i know they do
that guy who posted that is a cuck

>Whats your excuse?

I don't want to be ass raped in prison. feminist did a great job giving women so many tools to destroy your life with a false accusation.

nobody wants me, there is no hope for me.