Mire thread

New one
cont >be 21, work out for 2 years
>watch movie with gf and 2 of her female friends
>grab a burger afterwards
>have to pee
>walking back from the loo
>hear the 2 grils jealously praising my wide shoulders to gf
first mire i ever got

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this thread is getting deleted bro

he did have 3 kids including a son, each of his wives had something different wrong with her, catherine of aragon was old, ann had syphilis, jane gave him a son a year in but she died after child-birth, catherine loli was cucking him and he was an old broken down man by then, the german roastie he married without meeting and they didn't like eachother and got divorced not soon after, and the last one was an old roastie by then.

all of this and his son died a couple of years into being a king, the catholic queen died but she killed a bunch of people, then lizzy I was based.

king henry was based and Jow Forums, he was an athlete, he only became a fat fuck after he stopped being as active due to injuries.

I mean look at those fucking calves

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Fat indonesian muslim girls eye raped me on the train today.

>OHPing
>2 gym thots deadlifting behind me
>mirrors in front of both of us so i can see everything
>they keep shaking their asses and laughing
>leave and go to OHP machine
>another cute girl stands in front of me curling babyweight
>starts dancing and shaking her ass in front of the mirror
im an autistic manlet so idk if these thots are just being thots or if they're trying to get my attention

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>clean and pressing axle
>2 girls exist in the gym
>think they are thots for no other reason than its what Jow Forums calls women who work out
>they move from exercise to exercise just like I do as they progress through their workout
>stare at them directly and through mirrors constantly
>at one point we are doing unrelated exercises in the same area of the gym

im an autistic manlet so idk if these thots are just being thots or if they're trying to get my attention

Sounds like you're the one trying to get their attention

my girlfriend groped my pecs when I came home fully pumped and said "they are getting bigger and bigger!". I replied "that is literally the point of working out".
I was formally informed that I am an autistic sperg that can't take a compliment. Meh, pecs are bigger so that's nice.

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But they has bob and vagine and were exercising at the same time as me the only reason they could have been there was they wanted to smash and were waiting for me to make a move

Roastie detected

You should have said "better get to work on yours or I'm going to have bigger tits than you"

stop posting that fucking pic REEEEEEEEE
ITS A BLUE BOARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere dirty bulk
>order 2x mcdoubles and a mcchicken and a mcchicken and a mcchicken and a mcchicken and a mcchicken
>pull up to window, qt black bag hands me my hollister model
>"you look like you could be one"
>t-thanks you two
>drive home feeling good about myself
>get home, open girl
>stupid bitch forgot my mccheckem

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I already do. I love flat chest cuties with bubble butts.

>start a new office job
>wear a tight polo to show off gains
>small talking with coworkers, one of them asks "so what sports do you play? You must be an athlete."
>spaghetti dropping everywhere
>I-uh- I don't don't really play any sports
>conversation quickly tapers off
s-still counts as a mire, right?

Based McChicken poster

Come on OP it’s easy
>I play polo

absolutley based and entirely redpilled

Dummy... Any attractive masculine sport: rugby, wrestling, boxing, swimming. No gay or autistic crap like karate or gymnastics.

>mirin fatso's calves
yikes. I gained 10 kgs over last year and my calves exploded despite not being trained, just from walking. Coincidence?

homo or pedo
cringe

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>mfw Tom of Finland
Also
>spotted a qt guy benching 185
>called me beautiful afterwards
Th-thanks

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One day i will post mires, for now pray for me bros.

>be me 27yo (was 26 last year)
>get really drunk in the club and decide to take a piss, but went accidentaly to the ladies room
>open the door to the stall and there is a girl pissing
>Oh
>close the doors
>exec puabrain.exe - was supposed to talk to every attractive girl
>open the door again
>"Hey will you dance with me later?"
>"no"
>slam the door and go to the stall next door.

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~
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miring those digits. 99 9/11s on the wall of the aloha snackbar

golf

I too was 26 last year, wow

>young henry was a fatty
t. pajeet manlet brainlet

>tell him he is cute
no homo

are you implying that you are a year older than a year ago?
boy, you must be special

>be me
>talking to this girl from uni
>has said I have a nice face and nice hair before
>invites me over for dinner
>reject cause cutting
>few months later realize she was inviting me to have sex
at least I'm on my way to becoming a wizard just 6 more years boys

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Based

>8/10 skinny blonde 30 year old
>her boyfriend is a fat fuck
>all three of us work at a restuarant
>restaurant has two floors
>second floor is reserved for special events
>when there are none its an employee break room
>was getting off work last night
>start taking off my shirt on the way upstairs
>i thought room was empty
>blonde is sitting there
>she stares at my abs then chest
>she gets up and leaves
>she apologizes and fumbles hers words
>normally she's pretty to the point
>laugh to myself and flex in the mirror in bathroom
Now that I know she likes my body I kinda want to fuck her. Never fucked anyone older than me.

>On a trip to Israel
>At an old fortress
>Ceiling is really low
>Guide explains that back in the day, people used to be really small
>Points to me and says “if you lived back in those days, you wouldn’t fit here. You’d be considered a Goliath”

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>walking to/from work
>manlet dyel, but form fitting shirt accentuates what little gains i have
>female coming toward me
>50% chance she'll immediately pull out phone and look at it after noticing me
>50% chance she'll make eye contact and smile as the distance closes
>don't know what to make of this and it's tearing me apart

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>be me, dyel by Jow Forums standards
>talking with coworker about life and uni n shit
>out of nowhere she says I could be a model and that I have that kind of defined jawline
>tell her that could never happen because i'm 5'9", laugh it off
Mfw I did not even feel anything at that moment, didn't feel surprised, neither happy
Why can't I learn to take a compliment

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>be me 2 years ago in class
>"user show me your arms"
>confused_face.jpg
>"i mean your biceps"
>show me your tits
she got really butthurt at that moment, but I think it worked cuz she caught oneitis for me, before returning to her drug-dealer ex

Atleast you know

based remix

"Sorry i can't have dinner with you, my diet is reaaaaalllyy strict. I'm cutting at the moment"

"w-wwhat? I can make what you want tho!"

"Nah sorry i can't, OH GOD, i gotta go!"

>runs away stuffing turtle-headed shit back in asshole


You goofed

Did you seriously think that was funny?

>got first mire of my life today
>it was from 2 high school (maybe even late middle school girls)
I've got a long way before I'll make it bros

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Did you get her number

I'm not in great shape, but the pool I go to hired a bunch of eastern european college students to work as lifeguards. One of them knows me by name since I go there every day to do laps. So I guess that's a mire.

unbelievably based

% chance she'll immediately pull out phone and look at it after noticing me
beta who is afraid of eye contact and "looks at phone" to save face and not look flustered
% chance she'll make eye contact and smile as the distance closes
alpha who likes you and isn't embarassed by it

don't give me hope

How tall r u

incredibly based

Judging by that spacing, he really did.
kys

kek i can almost picture all the tourist manlets seething and picturing themselves as david

>working in restaurant
>helping boss restock fridge near one of the tables
>old asian lady starts talking to us since we basically keep kneeling down next to her to restock
>she starts complimenting me, telling me i have a nice smile, and a cute babyface
>not sure what to make of that desu
>i take it as a compliment and thank her awkwardly and laugh it off
>she starts asking my boss if i have a girlfriend (i guess she thought he was my dad since we kinda look similar)
>he laughs and plays along
>eventually she leaves after us dancing around the question
>not sure if she was asking for herself or to do one of those asian arranged marriages between me and some relative of hers (who i would imagine is a 10/10 qtpa2t)
>meh, a mire's a mire

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I'm 5'9", literally no girl has ever called me short, I very rarely see a girl taller than I am.

No one can tell how tall you are if you're just a face model.

You're autistic.

>Lifting again after 2 year hiatus
>been working out 6 day a week for 1.5 months so far
>fat, middle aged, muslim woman at my work asks if I'm on a diet and says I look like I lost weight with a thumbs up
first mire in a while and I forgot how good it feels

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>on train to home
>2 fat girls march through corridor
>I hear their gravity entering the next cabin
>"dude, have you seen the arms of that guy?"
i've made it, 1/10 hamplanets now notice me

>super hot last few days
>wear tanktop during the day
>legit get stared at everywhere i go
I love my shoulder genetics

>31
>new years reso lifter
>talking to wife today
>"i dont get it, my numbers are going up, my weight is down 20 lbs (235 -> 215), and my stomach as shrank, but theres been no hypertrophy change."
>no there is, not to be mean, but theres a lot less fat in your chest and it looks way more defined. it looks like muscles. Not big, but it looks hard.
>and your neck is bigger. I can see it in your shirt collar, they're tighter. I dont how the fuck you do that, but it happened.
Not exactly a mire, but its cool to noticed.

One my regular customers at work asked me if i have been losing weight as well. It was pretty cool.

99% she's looking for someone for her daughter, Asian parents do that

I aspire to be you

But honestly i dont give a fuck about mires unless theyre from her.
I give 0 fucks what a woman thinks. Its hard to even prioritize what she thinks sometimes.

Nice user, take advantage of those noob gains. Hypertrophy will come with time, keep pushing on. Her mires are the only mires that matter.

what's the story lol

height? shoulder width?
post photo

5'4.86"

185cm
average shoulder width
don't feel like taking a pic right now. I'm not huge by Jow Forums standards but my shoulders are just really great for a natty.

192cm (6’3.5)

Fuck off faggot

Thanks brah.
Luv u

Got a few
Told em all b4 but whatever

>me
>finished lifting need eggs
>out of fucking eggs
>lookin joocy in USA tank top and USA hat
>walk to corner store
>see race traitor & her nigger
>scrawny nigger lol
>he sees me
>"hey yo man can you buy me a swisher"
>NO
>"yo fuck you then!"
>NO fuck YOU Nigger!
>he starts coming at me
>I square up fuck yes cardio
>race traitor roastie holds him back
>says "babe fucking look at him let's fucking go NOW"!!
Hnnnnngg

>finish fucking rad lift sesh
>feeling fucking pumped
>flex in main house mirror hardcore
>get lost in my aesthetics
>apparently attract an audience without knowing
>roommates gf and female friends
>"damn user, your arms are huge"
>(dont care about vagina only abt my reflection)
>say: ha cha brah caught ya mirin
>they giggle and leave
>5 minutes l8r finish self mirin

To Jow Forums I am like baby
To normies I am like Titan
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Based

Not quite
lol i wish. I'm 5'8

autist

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gotta love that image with the hidden agenda
btw height?

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You’re not me nigger, here’s me next to a door

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You know it brah, I'm here


Height is 6'1 but every manlet I know says I'm 6'3 because their 4th grade lookin asses are 6'1

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I believe though that fortresses had deliberately very small doors so they were easily defensible choke points, an armoured man would find it difficult to get through even without being attacked, same reason the stair cases always curve up to the right so the attacker won't have their right hand free to attack with