Excuse me sir, your Varbiebot is malfunctioning. She's been throwing donuts at the fatties on the treadmills all day

>Excuse me sir, your Varbiebot is malfunctioning. She's been throwing donuts at the fatties on the treadmills all day.

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Sounds like she’s working as intended

link me that korean gear sheesh

SAUCE

I need to uh.. recalibrate her..
With my penis.

An Da Jeong

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Koreans are best Asians
> Japs
>Chinc
> Whatever is south of China
Prove me wong

She's a big girl.

Bugs are bugs

Israelis are the best Asians.

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Korea is sorta like a grittier Japan if that floats your boat.

>thats exactly the way its supposed to be
>now fuck outta my way dyel pissboi

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Holy shit. How can she be so buff and still have a feminine qt face?

Good genetics and healthy life choices.

That's by design fuckwit, now get outta here, I'm going to fugg her while she chokes me and see if I cum or pass out first (preferably both at same time)

real answer is the gear hasn't caught up

check again in a couple of years, if she hasn't eased off there will be noticeable changes

Asian faces are feminine.

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>things that only jews believe

U

Korea is liek an even worse america.
Except with less niggers.

>tfw a girl is stronger than you

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> Mfw blackpilled on love

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>asian girl
I thought Jow Forums was a Chad board. I was wrong.

Sounds like my ex

An Da Jeong is such a qt

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post instagram

Date one.
Korean girls are the worst of the worst in terms of temperament.
Even white bitches are more mentally stable.

Like most korean women she probably had face surgery done.

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>when your entire nation goes lookism

>when your nation is trying to hide their cloning experiments
Perfect cover m8.

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Only made it worse

These are some hard to swallow pills, m8s

>Like most korean women she probably had face surgery done.

So...maybe I'm just into boyish looking girls, but I find the left much more attractive than the right.

You just don't understand Western standards of beauty.
Same reason you are in this board instead of /fa/

I meant Eastern.

>be asian
>work on western ottermode standards
>lean on eastern fashion
>tfw look like asian magazine model with clothes on, and when I take my shirt off look like a western underwear model
Best of both worlds. My qt3.14taiwannumawan gf agrees.
Also fuck China.

ROC is only China. Fuck PROC cucks.

Word. Next month we’ll both visit all of southern ROC.
Taipei is such an awesome city. Milk tea is literally Freyja’s pussy juice.

There's a huge difference between PORC/USA milk tea, and real Taiwanese milk tea.
Main difference, from what I've heard, is that Taiwan uses real milk + leaf tea that is also higher quality.
Other countries mostly use powder, and the ones that do not, like Canada, usually get lower quality of tea leaves.
Enjoy the trip. As a Canadian SEA, I wish I could immigrate to Taiwan, but it is too hard.

For sure, I’ve spent several months in Taipei already if you add up all my trips.
You can actually taste the tea and not just the sweet garbage you usually get outside of Taiwan.
Been trying to land a job there, even as an IT guy it’s not looking so great.

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Not trying to be a downer, just keep at it.
I’m applying for jobs everyday, we’re both gonna make it breh.
You’ll eventually find your qt3.14twgf.

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>/fa/

but people in /fa/ want to be models and those guys have super sharp faces unlike the plastic korean faces

Why would you do this

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Hard truth here.
Koreans might be the sexiest but theyre fucked in the head. Korean girl started cheating on me 8 months into a relationship. Before I broke up with her I asked her why, and she said she did it because she was worried I wouldnt propose to her quick enough.
Somehow she thought cheating on me would make me want to rush to marry her.
Shit hit the fan after I dumped her. She never saw me breaking up with her as an option.

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i could not resist

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Gay.

Objective perfection. I need a woman like this in my life.

I like my asians thick.

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That's fat. This is thicc.

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Before was better x100

I hate bronzing
Ruins everything

More like An' Ya Dong

There are no different beauty standards, there is just my opinion and the wrong opinion

That is oversimplifying it. It's not just they like a different thing: their whole country appears to have gone surgery mad.
In most countries you would get surgery because you're hideous or because you're getting old or because you're neurotic but there the idea is that even if you're 8/10 you should get surgery in hopes of slightly more optimal life outcomes.

I'm not Asian but I think she must be related to me.

>As a Canadian SEA
Let me guess, Vancouver ?

Thats not a malfunction, sir. Its a special feature.

Nice.

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>has to use tight stockings+thot pose to give her cellulite ass any sort of shape
hahaha no

Dated chinese, Korean, and Japanese here. Chinese was best in terms of sex and smartest,
korean was cutest and most stable, Japanese girl was fun. Overall I think Korean girl was the best (might be a bit biased since I only dated the other two for three months and the Korean was more than two years.)

>korean was most stable
I do not believe this

>chinese was best in terms of sex
At least one thing where chink was useful at
>korean was cutest and most stable
This is some serious Narnia shit. How?