abus titalium edition
/britfeel/
I want to buy some cadbury cream eggs so fucking much but i weigh 200lbs
The dragon has eaten a whole tub of crickets in one go. He's VERY greedy
3rd for Derry girls
mummy bought some squirty cream for pancakes so i was having some with my pancakes but daddy saw me eating them so he called me a puff and punched me in the ear
Didn't you have a night image either?
Lost 13 greyhound bets in a row
Waaaa
Fuck sake this girl I slept with on Sunday won't stop bothering me for photos of my muscles or huge dick.
How do I avoid sending her anything but still get her over again this weekend?
freshly baked bread
for my whacked up head
tried to to fuck my mum
but my dad fucked me instead.
now I was I was dead
heart breaking with regret
should have had a wank
and never left my bed
it's the rope for me tonight I think
>Recently Outed Test user
am i meant to know what this means?
just another lad larping as scea
>Stranger: let me guess..you're from uk?
>You: yup
>Stranger: ok male uk..what's your favorite football team?
>You: oh i dont really watch the football
>Stranger: wow..that's a first time i've heard that..that's an option in uk? like seriously?
>You: uh yeah it is lol
>Stranger: free will duh..should have thought it..i just thought all people from uk are like vinnie jones or david beckhams
hows one supposed to reply to this
>I'm more like Brian Cox
SCEA got his trip password guessed and he abandoned it. Lads have been posting as SCEA basically.
I'm more of a jimmy saville just wear tracksuits for fashion.
how's it going shippy lad. you're one of my favourite posters. can you post more pictures of your well stocked pantry?
Eight Thousand and nintey one fucking posts
post your dick here and we'll tell you what to do
yeah we get it give it a rest
gordon will be very upset now. poor gordon
Should be able to put a scorpion on it, it's the same engine and stuff as the mitsubishi colt
>scorpion-exhausts.com
Can't believe Shippy's best friends were a brony and a Paki.
*sees you*
*gives you a lethal dose of morphine*
>it was the kindest thing
someone be a geezer and reply to this post in about an hour's time. I'm testing some shit
shan't be doing that my good man
I think it's fucking hilarious too actually.
>tfw you make the best pancakes in the world
>Stranger: well based on his wikipedia (i know most trusted place on the internet) he was trained in royal academy of acting or whatever..there are too many thing you uk people name royal it's insane trying to keep up :)
>Stranger: but not as insane as trying to keep with the collective dick stroking contest US has done since it's birth..miracle they haven't even realized the facts of the man who found the country is false
i just wanted a gay hook up lads
Any one else got dick pics on standby on the rare occasion a girl might ask for them? Used some camera angle trickery to make it look bigger.
Parents keep viagra in the bathroom, keep it in a tub and say it's "skin pills" anyway they've gone away for a bit and took the full tub with them
I'm not worried about it at all.
Nah, not me. Nope.
*clenches teeth*
>i just wanted a gay hook up lads
sucks that it didn't work out.
maybe I could be your girlfriend for the night.
>still working through porn on my hard drive
>hour long vid from site called 'pure taboo'
>seems like it's going to be a 'threesome with sister and friend' thing
>incest not really my thing but keep watching anyway
>huh the sister is really acting weird so I guess it's like a blackmail storyline but by the end I'm sure she'll get really into it
>skip to the end
>she fucking hangs herself
wtf
link, link right now
i said an hour you cunt. You've ruined it all now fucking bellend
What...
user, were you on the deep web?
call the magistrate
because one doesn't give a damn
>last seen today 17:04
>hasn't messaged me since December
Time to give up on her?
SHARING IS CARING
Normie
Also the thinking man has a pic of his dick next to a ruler so he can end an argument, because inevitably all arguments eventually boil down to willy small lol
talking the hardest is a slapper t b q h lad
Only acting right?
dunno when I downloaded it. Really well made though
this is a clip, I mean if you really want the whole thing I guess I could mega it or something
xvideos.com
Which one will you get? Resonated would sound wicked but your neighbours will hate you if you plan on keeping it on permanently.
Tfw too depressed to get out of bed and even if I wasn't I couldn't because my whole body is sore af
guess I'll just read a book and stream the football for background noise
Long day today round Kent, Folkestone and Dover, under the Dartford tunnel. Easy day tomorrow though in Cardiff/Bristol.
I'll never get caught short of toilet rolls
Tim's a good lad
You lads like warhammer? New models announced today
>dunno when I downloaded it.
Yeah
I will assume the Deep Web
How is Brexit going to affect your job?
Are these family friendly to go with the new rules?
They've fucking gutted 40k mate. Absolute gutted it.
Also big lol @ GW doing a 180 on their rebranding of their shops to "Warhammer", saw the one in town a week ago already back to "Games Workshop".
>haven't had an email from SP in nearly 2 months
Mate?
We'll be fine from what we've been told, although worst case scenario overtime will be stopped. I'm also hearing that MBUK are stockpiling new vehicles, primarily a-classes, not sure how that works if they are made to order essentially. Perhaps they're assuming a situation where you will only be able to get an 'off the shelf' version.
Trips down Kent might be difficult in early April though if there is severe congestion. I'll be fine though
Judge for yourself. And I dont think its hald bad lad, I've been enjoying getting into it again
'BNP Shippy' voted remain
S-sp has an email?
Resonated and secondary decat
I not only voted leave but also helped with the vote leave campaign
nah looks it was from thepornbay. Found some other vids it's movie quality production I bet they charge shitloads for a clip
12kg just turned on the light in the toilet by pulling the cord
wtf?
That's our ShipAnon.
what did you think of the sanguinius model lad
Any Goldfinger lads in? Wahey
Tim's a very good lad mate.
..and that's a nice bog roll supply there - aye ye not running out any time soon. When did you start bulk buying mate, also can you post more images of your food supply please. I really enjoyed looking at your drawer of beef pies.
Little shite tbqh, that forge world stuff doesn't do it for me, I like the nu-hammer aesthetic
gf bought a strap on lads
can;t wait
SCEA's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
winwick junction
Do you have easy access to a ramp to change it back over when it's MOT time?
>wanking over cartoon horses
Nope but I have a guy for MOTs, won't have any problems there.
>I really enjoyed looking at your drawer of beef pies.
the twist is that she bought it for you to use on her
Probably playing with it because it dangles, at least he wasn't shredding the bogroll.
Where else on the internet would you get this?
That's why I can't quit you /britfeel/.
WHERE ARE YOU NOW I WANNA TALK TO YOU
I'M SITTING HERE ALONE
youtu.be
>Probably playing with it because it dangles
>carry on bloke.png
chair keeps going back down on its own, wont stay up, what do?
alri shippy, modi got a mention on michael portillo's great indian railway journeys today and i thought of you.
>match with a girl on tinder
>get 2 replies
>they stop responding
It's like they're working to a formula. Every time.
I've been a 'prepper' since 2011, but upped my preparations lately. I've actually been eating too much of my supplies lately without topping up, down to just 18 crisps now and 36 tins of beans
Here are some frozen pizzas.
You're one of my favourite posters too lad, nice gadget. Been a busy week and I've been slacking with Tim, I'll watch a video or two tonight
>youtube now showing 2 unskippable ads in a row for a 6 minute video
is ublock the best one to get, or something else?
I'm here you autist, what's the matter?
What sort of pepper keeps frozen food?
Youve kept her amused while chad finished off her friend(s), now its her turn
I use AdBlock Plus on firefox and haven't seen an ad on youtube since 2007.
Oh, that's always a big help, very useful. XD that wasn't bullshit last night by the way, it was unplanned but it happened.
You can anticipate a bilingual Modi tomorrow morning
shocking isn't lad, like lads who are hording bitcoin for when it all goes to shit
I unironically think life is predetermined, at least to an extent. I sometimes see the future in my dreams.
>known a guy for two months
>must be about 30
>he always wears a cap
>saw him without his cap today
>he's bald
you think you know a guy...
I can't remember what you're on about lol
Found a 180hp brabus engine on ebay 31k miles, 500 quid
Reckon it would fit?
>ebay.co.uk
>I sometimes see the future in my dreams.
proper spooked me this post. ever trying scrying lad?
It's the mentality, not just anticipating breakdown of society, but also what if the supermarket just happens to be out of stock for weeks.
Also this is known as 'gamblers fridge' where you take preemptive action to avoid the problems of losing all your money. Not that I ever foresee myself being that reckless but it's a nice insurance
Phwoar shoe us ya tots live
is it rich evans, lad?
Reminds me of this queer lad in uni who always wore a hat and one day he took it off he was bald af and I just laughed at em and he was really offended
Holy shit you delivered shippy lad. And that drawer's a thing of beauty!
> down to just 18 crisps now and 36 tins of beans
Please shippy before you go can you post this. Begging for it. Also what would you say your peak bean stock would be?
Shippy can do what he likes mate.
>galadriel; look in to the mirror
>frodo: what will i see?
>my dad: your reflection, bellend
Gimli: and my axe
Anons dad: AND MUH CARLING
It's not prepping. It's just autism.